Top Ten Worst Things About Metal Fans

The Top Ten
1 They don't like pop or pop fans

Pop music is horrible. Maybe you should enjoy better music, friend.

Do YOU like metal or metal fans?

2 They can't stop talking about metal

Fans of EVERY genre talk about music they like. It's normal and logical.
What is weird here is that a pop fan can't stop talking about metal and even made this lame list. With lame items, including this one.

Why should they? They're passionate about their chosen music genre. Just as you are (I assume) about pop!

I bet you don't stop talking about pop.

Is that a problem?

3 They can't accept that pop is better than metal

Metal is better than pop. Even if you did like Metal, you would be in the scene group.

Using your logic, I would ask: Can YOU accept that metal is better than pop?

"No genre is better than another",a quote from a genius visitor

Why should I accept something that is completely wrong?

4 They don't like other genres except metal

Alright, I dislike metal fans, because many are elitist that hate every genere and associate every electric song being the crazy bus theme. But this list actually sucks. It is made by a irrational pop fangirl.

I like metal, weird al yankovic, Ray Stevens, and some gangsta ( I'm honestly not sure if that's right) rap

Dude, it's their tastes in music. I listened to one metal song and I actually liked it.

That is because Metal is the best music genre.

5 They won't shut up

This and the one above it are literally the same thing.

Neither will you.

6 They can't accept that metal is satanic

No, it is YOU who can't accept that most of metal is NOT satanic.

Somebody has been listening to too much Black Metal.

There is only some issues with black metal.but I can sure that most other metal sub-genres are safe.

But your sex-induced pop isn't?

7 They think metal should be popular

I used to think this but not anymore because I realized that metal music isn't from the group of popular music. Music genres can be divided into two big groups: Art Music (aka Real music) and Popular Music. Most of the metal subgenres are from the group of Art Music that "requires significantly more work by the listener to fully appreciate than is typical of popular music". Metal music isn't for everybody. Same for classical music, which is also Art Music (wiki, Art Music).

Because who wouldn't want to hear *insert pop song here* immediately followed by- " AAH! AUSCHWITZ! THE MEANING OF PAIN! THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE! " I know I would.

Any fan of any genre thinks that so I don't know what is wrong with this.

Every fan of their genres thinks that

8 They want to kill pop fans

As much as we fantasize about strangling the annoying pop fans, murder is still a crime. Can't enjoy metal if I'm behind bars.

We want to kill stupid people, like everyone else. Stupid comes in all shapes and sizes, not just pop fans.

Oh dear... I didn't even make a list 'Top Ten Worst Things About Pop Fans'...

As a Metalhead, and alleged serial killer, I can confirm that this assumption is in fact true.

9 They don't listen to modern pop music

I listen to modern music! Yeah, I said it. I like modern music. Let's see, I like Vektor, Havok, Infant Annihilator, etc.

Do YOU listen to modern metal music?

Why should we be forced to?

10 They are idiots

I know about the Battle of Thermopylae in 479 because so does that make me an idiot?

Whoever made this list is an idiot.

The Contenders
11 They insult fans of metal subgenres they deem "poser metal".

The only valid item on this terrible list.

Metalcore is for posers.

12 They're pretentious

Listening to a particular genre of music doesn't make you better than people who listen to other styles of music. K?

13 They love to talk about it on the internet
14 They don't get it's one of the most disliked genres
15 They make death threats
16 They call people who hate it "retarded"
17 They claim it saved their life
18 They claim only intelligent people like it
19 They believe "I was born in the wrong generation"
20 They call pop fans stupid
21 They think pop is only about hot people
22 They think metal can make you a better person
23 They don't believe that screaming and growling will ruin your throat in the future
24 They don't believe that some metal gives people headaches
25 They don't believe that metal can cause hearing problems
8Load More
PSearch List