Top 10 Worst Things About Modern Kids Shows

In the 90's and early 00's, kid shows were at least decent. Now, crap runs in all three big kid networks (Nickelodeon, Disney Channel and Cartoon Network (Mind you, I'm not talking about Adventure Time and Regular Show, although I really don't care for them either. )) Perhaps shows full of these annoying things were why.
There also decent shows on these channels, but, for the most part on T.V. , brawn always triumphs over brains.

The Top Ten

1 Trying to be so rockin' rad with da sick kids wit so much swagger, bro

I guess that is the best thing about being a kid you can be cool without being called a young offender

This is several show, like these:
Sanjay and Craig
Regular Show
Adventure Time
Live Action Disney
And many more, just don't feel like listing them...
So, just stay away from anything 2011 or later. Even Total Drama (ROTI and later) - Turkeyasylum

The Jammies and The Boys of Valor are huge examples of this. - RalphBob

Teen Titans Go...

2 Does this guy have lackluster talent, if any at all? If so, get him on the phone and fly him to L.A!
3 Fart jokes aren't funny, execute *fart* HAHAHA

Kids shows nowadays don't have enough slapstick.

I've got my eye on you, Sanjay and Craig. - Turkeyasylum

4 The adventures of 50 Cent & a talking carpet in a caravan giving golf balls to orphaned children

What the heck is this? - RalphBob

5 Eli Roth's Kid Show

For a second there I thought this was real! I mean really. A kids show from the director of hostel?

Doing torture, but with reason behind it (like Heather of Total Drama) is OK. But abusing Squidward of SpongeBob had no reasoning behind it. Just watch Keep BB Beautiful or Boating Buddies for great examples of "Squidward Abuse" episodes. - Turkeyasylum

6 Stupid repeating laugh tracks

Shows with any laugh tracks are horrible, Nick has made so few without them, the latest one without a laugh track is Every Witch Way.

Actually, no. The latest show without a laugh track was 100 Things to do before High School, which in my opinion, is good.

Especially icarly (which is a show that shouldn't be for kids at all). That laugh track gets so irritating I just wanna eat the T.V. screen! I'm sorry if I'm being hostile but it's true. Sometimes it even appears when something's not funny at all. Like that one episode where they're finding baby chicks and they find one named shelly and spencer marks off shelly on a white board, and then that laugh track appears. It's not funny!

7 Inappropriate moments & scenes

Butt transplants are not funny, they're disgusting. - Connor360

Yeah I think Total Drama Island is already doing that with Ren & Stimpy and Breadwinners - Chaotixhero

There is a lot of sexual innuendo in some kids shows. It's kind of sad. - RockFashionista

8 Hyper Characters = Funny
9 Cussing

I'm looking at both of you, regular show and total drama island.

10 Not Enough Education

Edutainment can be good, but from what Ik that is mostly limited to PBS.

Who Cares? It called a cartoon. It for entertainment for the old and young viewers. It's like saying a hot dog doesn't have enough mustard. - Chaotixhero

Not enough educatiton I did not know 12 year old wanted to see dora all over again

The Contenders

11 Pop Culture References that Kids wouldn't Get

You've even got Fanboy & Chum Chum referencing movies like A Clockwork Orange, Silence of the Lambs, and The Exorcist (Those aren't kids movies you know? ).

12 No Balance Of Life Lessons And Humor

There is pretty much no life lessons in 3/4 of the shows airing today. The only shows that have actually made balances are Total Drama (pre-ROTI), Drake and Josh, and maybe 2 others, at most. - Turkeyasylum

13 Scary moments

Oh hi Invader Jim with you weird disusting moments. Oh and hello Gravity Falls. - Chaotixhero

14 Making YouTube Shows on Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon

Annoying Orange is a YouTube show that aired on Cartoon Network, and it's so annoying, and Nickelodeon has YouTube shows called Fred: The Show (and the movies), AwesomenessTV and Breadwinners, what is going on with Nick.

15 Teenager Shows Aimed at Kids

Actually that's not a problem as long as there's no rude content or innuendo.

Again who cares? It a cartoon. Just keep out some sexual content and everything cool. - Chaotixhero

Icarly, Victorious, True Jackson VP, etc.

16 Sexual references
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