Worst Things About Ni Hao Kai Lan

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She tickles the sun

Yes she tickles the sun

If she tickles the sun then she will be burnt to death!

I agree, in real life that tickling the sun won't work and you could end up burning yourself dead!

This show is nothing, but a disgrace. Those characters are selfish and greedy pricks!

In every episode, she always tells us to tickle the sun. Try that in real life. That won't work to wake up the sun. - EpicJake

She has no human friends

She must moved to Tokyo for good!

because she's too annoying

Rintoo: A yellow tiger with small brown stripes on his body. He is a complete jerk, he thinks he can get away with everything. Well, think again Rintoo!

Tolee: A gray koala with black ears. He wears a red sweater with a panda on it. He has a very bad temper and doesn't like to share his things with anyone else. What a jackass he is!

Hoho: (The Most Annoying Character of All!) a small monkey with white fur. He is far much worse than Tolee and Rintoo. He whines when he doesn't get his way and even destroys some or more objects

In one episode, Hoho was playing with Kai-Lan, Tolee, Rintoo, and Lulu in Kai-Lan's new playhouse

They notice that there are walls with drawings of themselves

Hoho decides to paint a picture of his favorite fruit, bananas.

First, Hoho hops upstairs and looks inside the paint jar bin

He looks for yellow paint, but can't find any

He starts throwing a fit and decides to grab a jar of black paint ...more

Her friends are Rinto, Hoho, Tolly, Lulu, the ants and others but not a SINGLE human friend.

The Hula Ducks aren't in Hawaii

Doesn’t even take place in China

Whats the point with hula ducks in China!?! That's weird. - EpicJake

She sings stupid songs

On one episode, they sing"were going to China". WE GET IT! - EpicJake

She tries to transalate all the lyrics into one rhythm

Totally is obsessed over pandas

In the episode when Hoho gets mad, Lulu takes the panda plate and he says"Lulu I wanted the Panda plate". Tolly is so whiny. - EpicJake

She talks to the screen like Dora

She tells us to tickle the sun and at the end she always says"you made my heart feel super happy". - EpicJake

Same dragon that got tickled kills Dora now :D

She ripped off Dora except in Chinese

She is a total ripoff of Dora.

dora and kai lan are equally the worst

It's like a Chinese Dora. Only worse. 'o'

Rinto is a jerk

One one episode he says "I don't want to hive you a turn Tolly". - EpicJake

There's this one episode where Kai-Lan, Rintoo, Tolee, and Hoho were at a water park and Rintoo wouldn't stop splashing Tolee and Hoho. They got mad, because Rintoo was playing too rough. They wanted to play in a gentle way instead

Hoho is a brat

Hoho is such a prick! He doesn't stop whining when he doesn't get what he wants! His behavior is similar to Caillou's

Hoho is obsessed with bananas (And that's ok) but maybe he needs to try something new, he only cares about bananas and what he wants

He kicked Rintoo on his leg in one episode, how mean!

He doesn't listen/cooperate

Hoho is just a stupid-ass white monkey who always jumps up & down for no ' reason! He's also a whiner

There was this one episode, where Hoho gets mad, because he can't get anything he wanted that day. Here's what was happening...

Kai-Lan: Look at Hoho... He's making fists with his hands. And his face is all scrunched-up

Hoho: AAAHH! I can't get anything I want today! First, there wasn't any yellow-paint! Then, my picture got ruined! And now, there aren't any banana-stickers left!

Then, Hoho walks up to Rinto and kicks him in the leg

Rinto says "Ow! "

Hoho is the most annoying character in the show! He whines constantly and gets upset over small problems as well! He is much worse than Tolee and Rintoo! He even kicked Rintoo in his leg in one episode, how mean!

Hoho is just like Caillou, he whines/cries when things don't go his way

She always gets what she wants

She got to go to the skating ring! She is a getter wanter. - EpicJake

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All of the characters are stupid

Ni hao kai lan. oh my god. this show sucks. this show is about a chinese girl named kai lan and likes to go on a failure adventures❣

The name copied Hello Kitty

They ruined hello kitty!

I hate Ni Hao Kai-Lan! It's a ripoff of Hello Kitty! (Hello Kitty was my favorite character when I was 6 years old) Thanks for ruining my childhood, Kai-Lan!

Whoever made this show is a total copycater. - EpicJake

The name is a true mockery of Hello Kitty

Just a complete ripoff of the cute Hello Kitty we all know and enjoy!

I used to love Hello Kitty when I was little, but Ni-Hao Kai Lan is just an idiotic version of it!

Thank god Ni-Hao Kai-Lan got cancelled in 2011

Her friends are idiots

Rintoo is a jerk and doesn't really know what he's doing

Tolee is obsessed with pandas and is sarcastic towards others

Hoho is a spoiled monkey brat who loves bananas so much!

Hoho is a spoiled monkey-brat who deserves to go to hell for his behavior

Rinto is a jerk who gets away with almost everything

Tolie has a very bad temper and is really whiny

Hoho always has to be the center of attention

Hoho is such an ass! He sometimes screws everything up. He also sounds too girly!

Nobody cares about a white-monkey who wants everything to go his way!

Why is his name Hoho anyway? Bull! That is complete bull to have a monkey who's name is "Hoho"

We all know that Hoho is extremely spoiled!

I wish I could grab a gun and kill him!

Dumb plots

The plots don't make sense! It's like I'm trapped in a nightmare full of idiots who clearly don't understand what they're supposed to do

I just hope someone kidnaps Kai Lan and her friends. They would be tied up together and they would be lowering down into a huge pot of "Dip" (From Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

The plots are just plain-useless!

Nobody cares about an ugly little Chinese girl who goes on failure-adventures with her 3 stupid animal friends!

And also, Kai-Lan is such a brat!

This show should be renamed to
"Screw you, Dai-Lan" instead

Ni Hao Kai Lan sucks

Ni hao kai lan sucks! this show involves a chinese girl named kai lan who wants to go on a failure adventures

Kai lan, I will call the police to arrest you.

This show needs to DIE, DIE, DIE!

Kai-Lan sucks! She's a Chinese wannabe! She may be the host, but she has a legal guardian whose name is YeYe. Kai Lan should get a spank in the butt until her butt-cheeks are bright red

Rintoo is a jerk! He only cares about himself and likes to play rough! He doesn't care about how Tolee or Hoho feel about him playing vigorously around them

Tolee has a very bad temper, just like Rintoo... He only cares about himself and pandas. He even has a stuffed-panda toy named Pandy. In one episode, Kai Alan invites her friends over for a sleepover inside her tent outside. But, when her friends want to play with Pandy, Tolee refuses and shouts "NO! I''M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN PLAY WITH PANDY! " Then, he runs away

Hoho is the worst in the entire show! He's a monkey-version of Caillou. He whines and cries nonstop when things don't go his way. He needs to learn that he is not always gonna get what he wants. He's really disrespectful towards ...more

She says "You make my heart feel super happy"

That phrase is so annoying, it makes me wanna throw the T.V. outside the window and when she says "Ni-Hao! " It makes my ears wanna gush out blood

What the hell, Kai-Lan!

It should be like

"You make my heart feel like it's gonna burst out blood! "

This show makes me wanna throw the T.V. out the window! And Kai-Lan makes my ears wanna gush-out blood!

It's a ripoff of Dora

She is Actually Dora The Explorer but in a Chinese Version

I really hate both Dora The Explorer and Ni-Hao Kai-Lan!

Both of these shows are retarded! Both are blind and deaf

Crappy animation

The animation is horrible, you can tell that a preschooler took over Nickelodeon and made this weirdo idea of a show

Crappy theme song

The theme song is garbage, and the music sounds like what a kid would do in a bathroom

Rinto is a complete jerk

I do agree that Rinto is a jerk. And he is!

He cries nonstop when things don't go his way (Just like Caillou) and plus, Rinto is a stupid name. Who the hell named him that?!

In one episode, he said

"I'm not giving you a turn, Tolie"

YeYe is a weird name

What the hell does YeYe mean anyway? I think it sounds like a term for Fat/Stupid Grandpa. Everyone knows that YeYe is just a ridiculous name for a person

YeYe Sucks

Kai Lan is a jerk

You ruined my childhood

She's always happy
She is annoying

Kai Lan is a complete retarded 7-year old who doesn't understand anything. She has a grandfather named Ye-Ye and acts like she knows what to do, well, think again, Kai Lan!

OH MY GOD! Kai Lan's behavior is just way too much for me!

She whines and cries when she doesn't get what she wants!

This show is just so retarded!

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