Worst Things About Ni Hao Kai Lan

The Top Ten
1 She tickles the sun

This is not like what I am saying but let's look at The Ni Hao Kai Lan Family!1!1!
Kai Lan: a 7 year old girl who talks to walls often each day. She says I don't know and you make my heart feel super happy to often. She needs social skills.
Rintoo: He is a complete jerk and idiot of a 6 year old tiger who thinks he can get away with anything. Well think again Rintoo!
Hoho: A 3 year old spoiled monkey who whines and murders objects by destroying them when he doesn't get his way and tried to murder Rintoo. He also keeps bouncing. Why? Mind me I like bananas but Hoho only eats them he should try other stuffs with his anger issues. He needs to chill out.
Tolee: a 5 year old koaloa who likes nothing but pandas a stupid head who hates sharing and is sarcastic to all. He has anger issues as he murdered an innocent sandcastle by stomping on it. What? Why would he do that? I would call the cops on him.
Yeye: an 83 year old man who is the grandpa to the youngins. He would be the ...more

Kai Lan: Tickle the sun!
Me: I'd rather not burn to death so don't tickle the sun.
Kai Lan: Tickles sun and somehow nothing affects her.
Me: impressed.
Kai Lan: AHHHHHHH! I'm burning! Dies.
Me: Karma hit Kai Lan.

I agree, in real life that tickling the sun won't work and you could end up burning yourself dead!

This show is nothing, but a disgrace. Those characters are selfish and greedy pricks!

In every episode, she always tells us to tickle the sun. Try that in real life. That won't work to wake up the sun.

2 She has no human friends

Lets look at the Ni hao Kai lan Family!1!1!11!1!11!11111!1!
Kai Lan: A little 7 year old girl who is insane and talks to walls often. She needs some social skills.
Rintoo: a 6 year old tiger. He is a complete jerk and idiot as he thinks he can get away with anything and everything. Well think again Rintoo!1!
Tolee: a 5 year old koala who likes nothing but pandas who never wants to share and is a stupid head. He also has a big temper as he stomped on an innocent persons sand castle. What? Why would he do that? I would call the cops on Tolee.
Hoho: a spoiled monkey brat with big anger issues. He tried to murder Rintoo and many objects. He eats nothing but bananas mind me I like them but he should try other stuffs. He needs to chill out. He murdered the object by destroying them when he whines due to not getting his way
Yeye: An 83 year old man he is the youngins grandpa. He would be the only sane character in the show but he spoils Hoho. Just because he is youngest and ...more

Rintoo: A yellow tiger with small brown stripes on his body. He is a complete jerk, he thinks he can get away with everything. Well, think again Rintoo!

Tolee: A gray koala with black ears. He wears a red sweater with a panda on it. He has a very bad temper and doesn't like to share his things with anyone else. What a jackass he is!

Hoho: (The Most Annoying Character of All!) a small monkey with white fur. He is far much worse than Tolee and Rintoo. He whines when he doesn't get his way and even destroys some or more objects

In one episode, Hoho was playing with Kai-Lan, Tolee, Rintoo, and Lulu in Kai-Lan's new playhouse

They notice that there are walls with drawings of themselves

Hoho decides to paint a picture of his favorite fruit, bananas.

First, Hoho hops upstairs and looks inside the paint jar bin

He looks for yellow paint, but can't find any

He starts throwing a fit and decides to grab a jar of black paint ...more

Rintoo- A yellow tiger with small black stripes on his body and is nothing, but a greedy-ass prick, he doesn't care about how Tolee and Hoho feel about his behavior. He thinks that he can get away with everything! Well, think again, Rintoo!

Tolee- A gray koala with black ears. He wears a red sweater with a panda on it. He's worse than Rintoo, because Tolee behaves differently than he does when there's a situation. In one episode, he forgived Rintoo for the last 2 mistakes he made, but when he ruined Tolee's panda-painting. He gets really mad and yells at Rintoo. Tolee's a complete ass who only cares about pandas and gettIng his way, what a jackass!

Hoho- The most annoying character of all: Hoho is a small monkey with white fur. Hoho is much more worse than Tolee and Rintoo, because he gets mad about a lot of things that don't go his way! In one episode, Hoho is playing with Kai-Lan, Rintoo, Tolee, and Lulu in Kai-Lan's playhouse. He mentions that he really loves bananas. ...more

She must moved to Tokyo for good!

3 The Hula Ducks aren't in Hawaii

Whats the point with hula ducks in China!?! That's weird.

Doesn’t even take place in China

4 She sings stupid songs

She tries to transalate all the lyrics into one rhythm

On one episode, they sing"were going to China". WE GET IT!

5 She ripped off Dora except in Chinese

This is a rip-off Dora this involves stupid Kai lan and her animal friends

She is a total ripoff of Dora.

She is a rip off Dora

It's like a Chinese Dora. Only worse. 'o'

6 Totally is obsessed over pandas

In the episode when Hoho gets mad, Lulu takes the panda plate and he says"Lulu I wanted the Panda plate". Tolly is so whiny.

Lulu I am so whiney - My version of tolee saying Lulu I wanted the panda plate

7 She talks to the screen like Dora

She tells us to tickle the sun and at the end she always says"you made my heart feel super happy".

Same dragon that got tickled kills Dora now :D

8 Rinto is a jerk

I get that HoHo is a brat because he is only 3 but Rintoo should know better he was a jerk in many episodes when Hoho punches him yes I know it is not because he was a jerk in many episodes to Hoho and the rest but he was still mad

There's this one episode where Kai-Lan, Rintoo, Tolee, and Hoho were at a water park and Rintoo wouldn't stop splashing Tolee and Hoho. They got mad, because Rintoo was playing too rough. They wanted to play in a gentle way instead

One one episode he says "I don't want to hive you a turn Tolly".

Rinto is a moron

9 Hoho is a brat

Hoho is just a stupid-ass white monkey who always jumps up & down for no ' reason! He's also a whiner

There was this one episode, where Hoho gets mad, because he can't get anything he wanted that day. Here's what was happening...

Kai-Lan: Look at Hoho... He's making fists with his hands. And his face is all scrunched-up

Hoho: AAAHH! I can't get anything I want today! First, there wasn't any yellow-paint! Then, my picture got ruined! And now, there aren't any banana-stickers left!
I'M SO MAD!

Then, Hoho walks up to Rinto and kicks him in the leg

Rinto says "Ow! "

Hoho is such a prick! He doesn't stop whining when he doesn't get what he wants! His behavior is similar to Caillou's

Hoho is obsessed with bananas (And that's ok) but maybe he needs to try something new, he only cares about bananas and what he wants

He kicked Rintoo on his leg in one episode, how mean!

He doesn't listen/cooperate

Hoho is the most annoying character in the show! He whines constantly and gets upset over small problems as well! He is much worse than Tolee and Rintoo! He even kicked Rintoo in his leg in one episode, how mean!

Hoho is just like Caillou, he whines/cries when things don't go his way

What do you expect he is the youngest and only 3

10 Her friends are idiots

lets see Kai Lans's friends!11!1!11!1!
Rintoo: An idiot who is also a jerk
Hoho: A spoiled monkey with big anger issues who is violent and eats nothing but bananas he needs to chill out
Tolee: Likes nothing except pandas a stupid head who also has bad temper. He stomped on an innocent person's sandcastle. Why Would he do that? I would call the cops on him also he is sarcastic to all and never shares. YeYe: The only sane person in the show except he spoils Hoho

Rinto is an idiot. Hoho needs to chill out. I would throw him to Moscow. Tolee is a stupid head. He has a bad temper. He stomped on a sand castle. What? Why would he do that? I would call the cops on Tolee.

Rintoo is a jerk and doesn't really know what he's doing

Tolee is obsessed with pandas and is sarcastic towards others

Hoho is a spoiled monkey brat who loves bananas so much!

Hoho is a idiot I should make him listen to the United States National anthem

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11 She always gets what she wants

She got to go to the skating ring! She is a getter wanter.

12 All of the characters are stupid

This involves Chinese brat Kai lan and her stupid animal friends named hoho rintoo and tolie and they like to go on failure adventures about learning Chinese Kia lan is a brat hoho is a idiot rintoo can eat my shorts and tolle is stupid. The music is stupid thank god this go cancelled in 2011 do you know who hates this YouTube hates this. Bmc toys is better than ni Hao Kai lan and toy army men are better

Ni hao kai lan. oh my god. this show sucks. this show is about a chinese girl named kai lan and likes to go on a failure adventures❣

13 The name copied Hello Kitty

The name is a true mockery of Hello Kitty

Just a complete ripoff of the cute Hello Kitty we all know and enjoy!

I used to love Hello Kitty when I was little, but Ni-Hao Kai Lan is just an idiotic version of it!

Thank god Ni-Hao Kai-Lan got cancelled in 2011

I hate Ni Hao Kai-Lan! It's a ripoff of Hello Kitty! (Hello Kitty was my favorite character when I was 6 years old) Thanks for ruining my childhood, Kai-Lan!

They ruined hello kitty!

Whoever made this show is a total copycater.

14 Hoho always has to be the center of attention

Hoho is such an ass! He sometimes screws everything up. He also sounds too girly!

Nobody cares about a white-monkey who wants everything to go his way!

Why is his name Hoho anyway? Bull! That is complete bull to have a monkey who's name is "Hoho"

We all know that Hoho is extremely spoiled!

I wish I could grab a gun and kill him!

What do you expect from the youngest and only 3?

Hoho is a idiot

15 Ni Hao Kai Lan sucks

Rintoo is a idiot he plays rough he doesn’t care. Tolee is stingy he Does not share . Hoho is the monkey version of Rosie he is a stupid idiot

Ni hao kai lan sucks! this show involves a chinese girl named kai lan who wants to go on a failure adventures

Kai lan, I will call the police to arrest you.

This show needs to DIE, DIE, DIE!

Kai-Lan sucks! She's a Chinese wannabe! She may be the host, but she has a legal guardian whose name is YeYe. Kai Lan should get a spank in the butt until her butt-cheeks are bright red

Rintoo is a jerk! He only cares about himself and likes to play rough! He doesn't care about how Tolee or Hoho feel about him playing vigorously around them

Tolee has a very bad temper, just like Rintoo... He only cares about himself and pandas. He even has a stuffed-panda toy named Pandy. In one episode, Kai Alan invites her friends over for a sleepover inside her tent outside. But, when her friends want to play with Pandy, Tolee refuses and shouts "NO! I''M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN PLAY WITH PANDY! " Then, he runs away

Hoho is the worst in the entire show! He's a monkey-version of Caillou. He whines and cries nonstop when things don't go his way. He needs to learn that he is not always gonna get what he wants. He's really disrespectful towards ...more

16 Dumb plots

The plots don't make sense! It's like I'm trapped in a nightmare full of idiots who clearly don't understand what they're supposed to do

I just hope someone kidnaps Kai Lan and her friends. They would be tied up together and they would be lowering down into a huge pot of "Dip" (From Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

The plots are just plain-useless!

Nobody cares about an ugly little Chinese girl who goes on failure-adventures with her 3 stupid animal friends!

And also, Kai-Lan is such a brat!

This show should be renamed to
"Screw you, Dai-Lan" instead

17 She says "You make my heart feel super happy"

What the hell, Kai-Lan!

It should be like

"You make my heart feel like it's gonna burst out blood! "

This show makes me wanna throw the T.V. out the window! And Kai-Lan makes my ears wanna gush-out blood!

That phrase is so annoying, it makes me wanna throw the T.V. outside the window and when she says "Ni-Hao! " It makes my ears wanna gush out blood

18 It's a ripoff of Dora

I really hate both Dora The Explorer and Ni-Hao Kai-Lan!

Both of these shows are retarded! Both are blind and deaf

She is Actually Dora The Explorer but in a Chinese Version

19 Crappy animation

The animation is horrible, you can tell that a preschooler took over Nickelodeon and made this weirdo idea of a show

20 Crappy theme song

The theme song is garbage, and the music sounds like what a kid would do in a bathroom

21 Rinto is a complete jerk

I do agree that Rinto is a jerk. And he is!

He cries nonstop when things don't go his way (Just like Caillou) and plus, Rinto is a stupid name. Who the hell named him that?!

In one episode, he said

"I'm not giving you a turn, Tolie"

22 YeYe is a weird name

What the hell does YeYe mean anyway? I think it sounds like a term for Fat/Stupid Grandpa. Everyone knows that YeYe is just a ridiculous name for a person

23 Kai Lan is a jerk

You ruined my childhood

24 She's always happy
25 She is annoying

Kai Lan is a complete retarded 7-year old who doesn't understand anything. She has a grandfather named Ye-Ye and acts like she knows what to do, well, think again, Kai Lan!

OH MY GOD! Kai Lan's behavior is just way too much for me!

She whines and cries when she doesn't get what she wants!

This show is just so retarded!

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