Top 10 Worst Things About Princess Peach

These reasons are 100% true. Do not deny it. Princess Peach is a cruel-hearted, cowardly teen queen. Princess Daisy and Rosalina do not suck. Princess Peach does. She is a short-tempered, bossy and ignorant princess who can't jump for her tall height and never wins gold. She can't tread water! She is too sensitive, I hate her. And I believe Princess Peach to actually be a 43-year-old spoiled brat who is very broke on purpose and loves to throw childish temper tantrums. She always loses on everything and is nevertheless very disgraceful. I hate Princess Peach's voice, everything about her! She is very worthless and pathetic. Please believe me, peps!

The Top Ten

1 She is useless and gets kidnapped several times despite being in perfect shape

So just because shes in perfect shape she's supposed to fight a giant fire breathing turtle? - HeavyDonkeyKong

She does beat Bowser in smash bros - Martinglez

Peach would probably just agree to go with bowser because if she said no what would he do to her? - Videogamesgal

She gets kidnapped by Bowser nonstop, and Mario has to save her over and over again. Her voice is so annoying it makes me want to hang myself, and every time Mario saves her, after all the hell he’s been through, she just kisses him. what? She gets more stuff than Honey Queen, The Delfino Isle People, and even Waluigi. They all deserve more love than that pink-dressed loser. She got her own game, and one of her moves is literally crying, admitting that she is the worst character in the Mario Series. And worse, on DeviantArt, she is getting more popular than other characters, and that pisses me off. I hate Peach with a burning passion, I just want to blowtorch her ass on Fire with a flamethrower! I think that other characters, in my opinion, such as Lusamine and Mallow from Pokémon need more love in the expansion community than that annoying, Pink-dressed, pink-lipped, yellow-haired Whore. And also, Tsurugi Demaaga and Mecha Gomora will be my weapons to kill Peach once and for all ...more

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2 Her high, girly voice

I hate how she talks. She likes to say "HELP ME! ' "Mario! " "*sarcastically and angrily* Thank you! " in almost every video game involving her and a reason why? Because she hates to have to be independent.

Where did you get your proof of Peach hating to be independent? There is no proof of her hating to be independent. - Videogamesgal

3 She takes the spotlight away from other characters

Um, did anyone even like Pauline (lady) before Peach took Pauline's place? If not, then Pauline never really had the spotlight. Also Pauline is the only one that could've gotten her "spotlight taken" by Peach, because she's nothing like Mario and Donkey Kong and no one other than Luigi appears before her. - Qryzx

Exactly! Peach replaced Pauline and she also replaced Daisy for Smash bros with her alternate costume. THAT IS GETTING OLD! She doesn't deserve to be in smash bros and she has no right to be playable in mario games.

How is this a reason?

Let’s start. Peach is the main female, but replacing Daisy in smash with a small costume is getting old!

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4 She was very useless in Super Princess Peach

Princess Peach is even worse than Lester the Unlikely and all these reasons on this list are perfect.

... Then how did she beat Bowser? - HeavyDonkeyKong

...If she saved Mario and Luigi how is she useless?

5 Her dresses

I think that Princess Peach is a terrible character along with Baby Peach because her dress is awful.

Her dress I might want to throw it in the dumpster

6 Her hair is yellow

Her hair is ugly and reminds me of Barbie. Peach will sturt in with her unreasonable hair in almost all the sports games. She should wear it in a ponytail!

It's called "blonde". Also, imagine how many characters you like that have yellow hair.

Comparing her with a dead doll franchise makes no sense... - Qryzx

Dumbest reason ever! Who cares if her hair is blonde! Nintendo just made her look that and she always has looked like that. - Videogamesgal

She looks like Barbie and Aurora.

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7 She doesn't get combat training
8 Her girlish nature

She's a girl so she acts like a girl. What is she supposed to act like? A boy?

She is a girl, not a boy. - Videogamesgal

She is a girl, so?

9 Her rivalry with Amy Rose

Princess Peach would pull a Piko Piko Hammer at Amy Rose and threaten people if Mario or Sonic forgets her date.

Amy Rose is horrible, too. She should not be in Sonic X nor on Archie Comics. I hate her so much!

Peach Is Better Than Amy Because Peach Doesn't Stalk Mario

By The Way Amy Is Not Too Bad

Peach and Amy look like friends,but I’m over Amy after sonic x. When she told tails “No! This pie is for sonic”. Cream says “tails you broke the T.V..” It was AMY’S FAULT! Amy thinks that oh tails is so small I can push him and boss him around. I need to see Peach and Amy Rose fight!

10 She has appeared in more games than any other female gaming character in history

SHES THE MAIN FEMALE!

How is this meant to be a reason? Oh right...Daisy fans just don’t understand peach is the main female.

Newsflash, Anon she’s the main female! Deal with it hypocrite. - Videogamesgal

BECAUSE SHES THE MAIN FEMALE CHARACTER
Deal with it - ParkerFang

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11 She is aggressively annoying

There's nothing wrong with Rosalina. She's perfect! It's Princess Peach who is very bad. All she does is whine. She is unable to touch a bomb without screaming, gets confused too easily and angrily accuses people for losing her stuff even if it was an accident. And she dresses childishly! I HATE PRINCESS PEACH WITH A BURNING PASSION!

So many things wrong with this comment. Let's start with the obvious:
1) So Rosalina is a mary sue? That's a REALLY nice way to defend her...
2) Look at her in Super Mario Bros. 2, she picks up a bomb just fine.
3) Ugh, "angrily accuses people for losing her stuff even if it was an accident" those types of comments are the worst. Proof?
4) So dressing like a Princess is childish? Even Rosalina dresses like a Princess a little bit. However, you're not blaming her. - Qryzx

Amy Rose, her ripoff is just as aggressively annoying, awful and terribly portrayed as Princess Peach. Due to your hatred of Amy Rose, HeavyDonkeyKong, "Top 10 Worst Things About Amy Rose" is for you. And what will your comments be? Yoshi is MUCH cuter than Amy Rose.

I agree. I hate Peach with a burning passion as well.

12 She replaced Paulina

That's like saying Rosalina replaced Daisy.
Pauline has LITERALLY no special attributes to help you like her, and looks is a bad reason to like a character. - Qryzx

Is Nintendo supposed to? - ParkerFang

She just disappeared. Nintendo didn’t have a use for her.

13 She doesn't give a crap about the toads

I think she has never said the word toad

I don't give squat about Toad either because I hate Toad

She loves her Toads - ParkerFang

It’s pretty obvious she loves her subjects and takes care of them. - Videogamesgal

14 She Leaves Mario to Die on the Moon

Um what? She didn't leave Mario "to die".
Peach should know what Mario deals with after all these years by now, and known Mario could have gotten back up easily. Also, Bowser was left on the moon, but he lived, didn't he? - Qryzx

Peach just wanted to go home.

She’s ungrateful and spoiled and definitely cheats on Mario.

She didn’t leave Mario to “die” one the moon. Peach has known Mario for 30+ years, so she would know he could’ve gotten back to the ship easily. - Videogamesgal

15 She is in modern Mario Kart games

I don't like Peach, but she's actully pretty good in Mario kart! Oh, and she's in classic Mario kart too! - HeavyDonkeyKong

She’s been in every Mario Kart game.

16 She makes Rosalina and Daisy look bad

People always accuse poor Daisy and Rosalina for being clones of peach. People are always comparing them to peach. If Nintendo had just kept Pauline in there, the would have no reason to say they are clones because they would all have a unique dress, personality ( Peach Daisy and Rosalina all have different personalities ) and different hair colours and styles, all different hights. And Pauline is so much better than Peach!

They are always being accused of being a Peach clone.

17 She Beat Up Donkey Kong

Like Mario did? - Qryzx

This is true

18 She Rejected Mario

Well if she accepted the mario series would be over. Do you want that?

Peach rejected mario? what a cad! - ShaunFan04

19 She is replacing Daisy
20 She wears makeup

The makeup is to much it makes her look like Barbie I'm also making her the loved child in my hated child series on gachaverse Daisy is the hated child

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