Top Ten Worst Things About Red (Band)

Red is the worst Christian rock band ever! The terrible music that sounds like heavy metal and of course, it sounded worse than Slipknot and Three Days Grace combined. Linkin Park is way better than Red!

The Top Ten

1 It is Overrated

Everyone loves that band and they are Christian. This triggers me. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

Whoever likes Red has no taste in music.

2 It Had Screaming in Their Songs

Except for Already Over. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

3 The Instrumentals Were Bland

That is why. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

4 The Lyrics Look Like It Came from an Emo Band

Yup, the lyrics look like it came from Slipknot, Three Days Grace, Korn and Linkin Park. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

5 Michael Barnes Sucks at Singing

He is a cheesy singer. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

6 Christian Metal and Christian Rock is for Christians

Red is a cheesy metal band and it was Christian rock. Even Skillet sucks.

Well, yeah, obviously. But listen to whatever the heck you want. - 445956

7 They Waste Their Time on Music

Again, enough said. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

8 Their Albums Were Too Cheap

It costs money, a lot! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

9 It Was Unsuccessful

Yet again, enough said. It was too overrated for me. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

10 The Songs Were Too Corny

It was so bad, it makes DotDotCurve:) sound even better! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

The Contenders

11 It Was Worse Than Skillet and Three Days Grace
12 Already Over and Release the Panic are Cheesy Songs
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