Worst Things About Spongebob


The Top Ten

1 He's Annoying

Let us all SpongeBob haters join forces. Together, we are UNSTOPPABLE! We could rule Bikini Bottom with an iron fist and command SpongeBob and all his little "friends" to be our personal servants, not daring to set him free until the day he gets so tired of working, his fingers burn to ashes and he can not emit such an excruciating sound as his laugh ever again. Bikini Bottomites are dumber than the average kindergartener, and if you live there, your IQ is at least -5. We could get Nickelodeon to stop airing SpongeBob, and make the new generation intellectual and bursting with potential knowledge.

You may say that I'm only saying that because I am an adult, but I am not. I am a little girl who hates SpongeBob with a burning passion. And, although I am a child, I believe that there was a hint of goodness sprinkled upon the first 3 seasons of SpongeBob (season 4-present were TERRIBLE), though they definitely didn't overdose it. Yes, I thought pre-movie SpongeBob was only a little ...more

He is annoying in the modern episodes. - EpicJake

No, screw you, ChefSquidward! This is an anti-SpongeBob list. So haters like you aren't allowed. Now get the hell off here.

To the SpongeBob fan who thinks that damn sponge is the best and doesn't care if he's annoying or not:

"Screw you, liar! If you don't care that he's annoying, why don't you let him irk the crap out of you?! Maybe then, you wouldn't think that he's the best! "

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2 He's a Crybaby

I couldn't agree more. But then again, he's worse than childish.

In the episode "SpongeBob, you're fired", he was crying so hard that the Krusty Krab was flooded. - EpicJake

Well, how would you feel if you enjoyed your job so much and had done a lot to help and then get fired for a nickel? I'd certainly won't be happy - RockStarr

He cries too much!

Spongebob you're fired! Turn down your volume to 0.000000001 percent in 5 4 3 2 1. WAAHHH! (Boom) spongebob just exploded from crying so super extremely hard

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3 When Something Starts Getting Good He Messes It Up

No kidding. Because of how much of a troublemaker that sponge is, he and his fans can die for all I care.

I'm pissed of

4 He's Like a Girl

No, he's not a girl. Instead, he seems like one due to his somewhat overly feminine attitude.

Not really, to be honest.

I have a theory he is a girl! - SpongebobSuxx

Kinda sexist if you think about it.
All because he acts like a girl, you have to hate him? - AStumpedHuman

5 He Likes Work

That makes me wonder why he's so free-spirited. Is he that blindly devoted to Mr. Krabs? If so, that's pretty sick.

6 He Never Leaves Squidward Alone

Yeah, that's so true because Squidward just want a casual day of his life and personal space but SpongeBob and Patrick has to "but-in" to his space and that's where Squidward drives to insanity. Squidward told them to "but-out" but SpongeBob and Patrick doesn't listen to him. They are the sole reason why Squidward gets tortured and being a scapegoat. Squidward gets his consequences unfairly as SpongeBob and Patrick were the real reasons why they did it in the first place. Squidward sometimes take action for himself and then it gets backfired. I feel bad for Squidward because he deserves the space he desires and SpongeBob and Patrick to not "but-in" to his space. Then he wouldn't be a scapegoat or tortured.

Tell me about it. That's worst thing about the sponge.

All Squidward wants is personal space and a life free of SpongeBob. But all that sponge does is torture the very hell out of him. And so, I root for the octopus trying to get that SpongeBob out of his life. Hell, I like it when he read that yellow neighbor's diary out loud. But I hate it when those stupid fish of Bikini Bottom made too big of a deal out of it by torturing him.

If I'm Squidward, I'd kill all of my haters as well as SpongeBob.

At least Squidward has a life. - EpicJake

I've always wanted Him to, leave Squidward alone. - nintendofan126

7 He Loves Everything

It seems like it. If that's true, then he's mentally blind to the extreme. And so, I wish that Squidward killed him and his fans.

8 He Always Gets Ms Puff In Trouble

Ms.Puff isn't that bad and although she is a little stubborn and mean, I would be a little inpatient if I was trying to teaching Spongebob to drive for 10 years straight. AT the end of the day, Ms.Puff gets in trouble for something Spongebob did and that's a bit annoying that Ms.Puff gets blame for everything Spongebob does.

This should probably Number One on this list because Mrs. Puff is now my favorite character in the show and because I can't how much trouble he gave her. And so, I'm glad that she tried to kill him.But I would be more glad if she succeeded just as I want to do in slaughtering all of her haters.

9 Changing Character's Personalities Too Much

The characters personalities were the same throughout the first 3 seasons, but then it went downhill.

10 He Doesn't Hear What Squidward Says

Maybe that's because he (SpongeBob) is too much of a dumb-a** to do that. Honestly, that sponge has gone from innocently insensitive to flat-out inconsiderate. Therefore, I side with Squidward against him.

The Contenders

11 The Narrator
12 He's Always Laughing

Maybe not. But I do believe that his laugh worse than annoying. And so, my kind of laugh is a revengeful one depending on what it is.

His laugh is ANNOYING! I am tired of him laughing its like this DAHAHAAHAH! ITS ANNOYING! Oh yea and they made a episode of him doing it all out through the episode. FREAK YOU SPONGEBOB!

SpongeBob has the worst laugh of all time. I could picture it: Baa! Isn't that the noise sheep make? - Turkeyasylum

That maybe a good reason to hate him. But what's worse than his laughter is his behavior.

13 He Completely Changed His Personality

The biggest example is that he changed from a fun-loving troublemaker to an outright antagonist who doesn't give a cr*p about antagonizing others, especially Squidward. If I'm Stephen Hillenburg, I'd be so ashamed of what Paul Tibbit did to the show that I'd cancel it forever.

He used to be funny, but now he's just dumb. Along with Patrick.

What happened to you SpongeBob? - Garythesnail

SpongeBob, what happened? :-( - EpicJake

14 Backgrounds Not Being Detailed Enough
15 Doing Anything Involving Live Action
16 He Always Says I'm Ready

That's worse than Naruto's habit of repeating, "Believe it."

17 He Thinks Squidward Loves Him

"This is not true SpongeBob is strate and this list is dum"

What a liar you are. You think that this list is dumb? Then get the hell off of it!

Have you seen how SpongeBob treated Squidward and looked at him like he was in love with him? That's just sick. Hell, he stalked that octopus like crazy.

Are you kidding me? You almost made him kill himself. You do it to yourself at the end of the next episode

This is not true SpongeBob is strate and this list is dum

18 It's Still Going On

No wonder it's the longest-lasting Nicktoon of all. Because of how much offensive stuff it has, I honestly want ti canceled and permanently removed from every channel that it's on. Seriously, the people who work at the Nicktoons Animation Studio should be ashamed of having it produce more episodes.

The show should have ended its run years ago, they must be trying to see how long they can keep the show going before everyone stopped watching. - egnomac

Seasonal Rot has effected this show. Badly.

So what's wrong? Fans might going to sue you if SB got ended. Sponge was annoying sometimes but you guys need some space.

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19 When He's Not Laughing, He's Crying
20 The Theme Song

Well, it (the song) does suck and always will.

Are you ready kids.
Aye Aye Captain.
I Can't Hear You.

21 Not enough episodes revolving around sandy


22 He Doesn't Know the Difference Between Right and Wrong

Seems like it to me. But then again, SpongeBob must have no brains.

SpongeBob thinks that everything wrong is right?! - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

23 He Was a Jerk to Gary In A Pal for Gary


24 It's Too Babyish

Seems like it to me. But then again, SpongeBob SquarePants is so irrational and such a plague that I wish it was never created.

25 Patrick's a Malicious Jerk

I couldn't agree more. At first, he seemed all right to me. But later, he stupidity got so high that he didn't care whether or not he terrorized other people. Hell, I saw what the did to Squidward and makes me wish that that octopus actually killed him and SpongeBob as well as get rewarded instead of punished for it.

26 He worships Mr. Krabs

That's absolutely disgusting! Can't SpongeBob see Mr. Krabs' true colors all the time?! If I didn't know better, I'd say that he (the sponge) doesn't give a crap if the crab uses him as a tool to get whatever he wants. And besides, that crustacean isn't a god who anyone can bow down to.

But if SpongeBob wants to devote himself blindly to Eugene Krabs until his death, it's his loss. And if he suffers too many consequences for being a henchman to that damn crab, he has only himself to blame.

27 Misleading Trailers for Specials
28 Over-Advertising On a Regular Basis
29 Characters That Make Stupids Noises Instead of Talking

No kidding.

30 Creating Annoying Characters That Are Just In One Episode

Oops. I forgot to put "her" between "murdered" and "and." It's what Sam gets for terrorizing Squidward.

One example is Sam Star, who's far worse than annoying, especially because to what she did to Squidward. If anyone asks me, she's the worst character in the entire show due to how nasty she is. In fact, she's so mean and dumb that she makes Patrick look better.

Because of my hatred for Sam and her hypocrisy, I wish that Squidward murdered and gets rewarded for it.

31 Flowers Clouds
32 It's Mean-Spirited

Exactly. He gives pretty much everyone around hm cr*p and doesn't seem to care if they're harmed by his antics. Hell, it's probably worse when he teams up with Patrick.

But what I hate most about SpongeBob is his extreme torture of Squidward and Mrs. Puff. Therefore, I wish that those two characters had murdered him and get rewarded for it instead of punished.

33 Not noticing Mr. Krabs doing bad stuff and etc.

Because of that, he blindly worships that d*mn crustacean as if he's a god even though he (Mr Krabs) isn't. Since SpongeBob acts as an accomplice to that crab, they should both be arrested and sent to Hell forever.

34 He Is Way Too Nice

You bet that he is. No wonder he's blind in the head. He's a Gary/Marty Stu.

35 All the Characters Have Cried
36 Band Geeks

I hate this episode

37 All the Characters are No Longer Relatable
38 SpongeBob Likes Pewdiepie
39 One Coarse Meal
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1. He's Annoying
2. He's a Crybaby
3. He Never Leaves Squidward Alone
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