Worst Things About Surprise Egg Videos

Surprise egg videos are one of my least favorite kinds of videos on YouTube. I'm glad that my sister stopped watching these crappy videos, they suck A LOT. If you let your child watch surprise egg videos, all their brain cells will get killed. Allow me to explain why Surprise Egg videos suck. If you want to know more about why surprise egg videos suck, check out iDubbbz' content cop video on them.

The Top Ten

The titles are extremely dumb

Here are some GENIUS surprise egg video titles:
-30 Play-Doh Toy Surprise Eggs - Nick & Disney Jr. - PJ Masks, Paw Patrol, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
-Paw Patrol Play Doh Surprise Eggs Toys for Kids! Chase Marshall Rubble Kids Costume
-Play Doh Kinder Surprise Eggs Peppa Pig George Mummy Pig Daddy Pig Toys For Kids Children

I feel dumber just by READING these titles. And the people who make these videos are ADULTS. They can't even make proper video titles and just cobble a bunch of words together and call it a day! Either they are lazy, really dumb, or are trying to make these videos more marketable to the masses.

Reading the titles is like having a brain colonic - you only feel worse afterwards.

I hate the titles of these stupid videos. They're too long and confusing.

They always have Play-Doh in the name of the video!

They're everywhere

I literally can't look at the toys of Paw Patrol, PJ Masks, Peppa Pig, Doc McStuffins, Dora, Shopkins, Barbie, Frozen, heck pretty much any very popular/overrated kids franchise without thinking "Surprise eggs". Anytime a movie gets a few toys here and there, they will instantly get 10000000000 surprise egg videos in the next 10 minutes. Plus, if you search PJ Masks on YouTube, you will instantly get surprise egg videos.

They actually popped up in my recommendations. I don't have a YT account, but I usually watch cs188, Disney's Hercules, listen to songs, etc, and these videos'll appear with other videos that are on the right saying "recommended for you"

The thumbnails are ridiculous

Not a surprise egg one, but once I saw a video with a picture of a Baby Alive doll's naked butt with a cartoon pile of poop photoshopped onto it, along with an image of Minnie Mouse from the Disney Parks holding her nose. That is very messed up.

I know adding your own custom thumbnail makes your video look nice, but the thumbnails are way too bright, cringe-worthy and just plain dumb.

The people in these videos have high-pitched grating voices

If you want to market these videos to babies, then why not make said videos easy on the poor children's ears? When my sister watched these videos, one of the channels she watched was called Baby Big Mouth. The man who hosted those videos has the most fake and annoying voice ever. If there are hostesses, they shout and scream all their lines and act way too happy and peppy.

They are boring

All it is is taking a bunch of random cheap toys out of eggs. It's also kind of ironic that these days so many kids would rather click on these videos to watch someone else play with toys than do so themselves.

Seriously, nobody wants to watch a video about people unboxing things! How about watching videos on YouTube that are actually WORTH watching? /

They are sometimes disturbing

Some people take it too far. I've seen thumbnails for surprise egg videos having to do with butts, poop, pee, syringe, and pregnancy, keep in mind that these videos are marketed towards CHILDREN. I plan to never watch those types of videos, and you shouldn't even search them up.

The only thing way more disturbing than these videos is that one extremely creepy Kinder Surprise advert from the 80s that features a very human like Humpty Dumpty. Do NOT search it up if you wanna get scarred for life!

I watched Saberspark's rant on these types of videos, and he showed clips from them. Now I'm scarred for life. Frozen, Minions, Thomas and Friends, Peppa Pig, Spiderman, PJ Masks, PAW Patrol, Ben and Holly, Doc McStuffins, Sheriff Callie, Sofia the First, Dora the Explorer, and Zootopia are all officially ruined FOREVER.
To the people who make these types of disgusting clickbait videos: YOU ARE EVIL. YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.
Help me guys. I'm scarred for life. Like, seriously help me. SAVE ME!

Do they have huge fetishes or what?!

The children are spoiled brats

The people who make these videos often have their own children in their videos, and they are extremely bratty. Whenever they go shopping, they beg and scream for the toy of their choice.

Save your money for things you really want

Just look up “parent can’t say no” on YouTube.
- TheDuttyGyal

They are cringe-worthy

The surprise egg video makers also make cringe-worthy videos starring popular characters, such as having Poppy & Branch get married. This also ties into the #6 entry.

They invented the crackship elsa/spiderman

Whoever ships Spiderman and Elsa needs to get their brain checked. The surprise egg channels also make videos that have Elsa and Spiderman in love. People dress up as them. They even make marriage videos of them.

Why would people ship a marvel superhero with a Disney princess/queen

The surprise eggs aren't always shaped like eggs

True. Sometimes when they don't have an egg, they get something that looks like an egg, cover it in play-doh, and claim its an egg

The Contenders

They are overrated

This ties into the #3 entry. They get way too many views and likes.

They're made by greedy people
They to trick kids into buying products in the eggs
They have annoying crying
They are immature

Keep in mind that these videos are made by ADULTS! They play with them and make up dumb scenarios with the toys.

They are cheesy
They are just one big ad
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