Worst Things About Surprise Egg Videos

Cartoonfan202
Surprise egg videos are one of my least favorite kinds of videos on YouTube. I'm glad that my sister stopped watching these crappy videos, they suck A LOT. If you let your child watch surprise egg videos, all their brain cells will get killed. Allow me to explain why Surprise Egg videos suck. If you want to know more about why surprise egg videos suck, check out iDubbbz' content cop video on them.

The Top Ten

1 The titles are extremely dumb

I hate the titles of these stupid videos. They're too long and confusing. - Powerfulgirl10

I better watch Evies' Toy House videos than them 0_0 - ChatNoirFan18

Here are some GENIUS surprise egg video titles:
-30 Play-Doh Toy Surprise Eggs - Nick & Disney Jr. - PJ Masks, Paw Patrol, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
-Paw Patrol Play Doh Surprise Eggs Toys for Kids! Chase Marshall Rubble Kids Costume
-Play Doh Kinder Surprise Eggs Peppa Pig George Mummy Pig Daddy Pig Toys For Kids Children

I feel dumber just by READING these titles. And the people who make these videos are ADULTS. They can't even make proper video titles and just cobble a bunch of words together and call it a day! Either they are lazy, really dumb, or are trying to make these videos more marketable to the masses. - Cartoonfan202

2 The people in these videos have high-pitched grating voices

If you want to market these videos to babies, then why not make said videos easy on the poor children's ears? When my sister watched these videos, one of the channels she watched was called Baby Big Mouth. The man who hosted those videos has the most fake and annoying voice ever. If there are hostesses, they shout and scream all their lines and act way too happy and peppy. - Cartoonfan202

3 They're everywhere

I literally can't look at the toys of Paw Patrol, PJ Masks, Peppa Pig, Doc McStuffins, Dora, Shopkins, Barbie, Frozen, heck pretty much any very popular/overrated kids franchise without thinking "Surprise eggs". Anytime a movie gets a few toys here and there, they will instantly get 10000000000 surprise egg videos in the next 10 minutes. Plus, if you search PJ Masks on YouTube, you will instantly get surprise egg videos. - Cartoonfan202

4 They are boring

Seriously, nobody wants to watch a video about people unboxing things! How about watching videos on YouTube that are actually WORTH watching? / - Cartoonfan202

They only like the toys from overrated franchises. - ChatNoirFan18

5 They are sometimes disturbing

Some people take it too far. I've seen thumbnails for surprise egg videos having to do with butts, poop, pee, syringe, and pregnancy, keep in mind that these videos are marketed towards CHILDREN. I plan to never watch those types of videos, and you shouldn't even search them up. - Cartoonfan202

The only thing way more disturbing than these videos is that one extremely creepy Kinder Surprise advert from the 80s that features a very human like Humpty Dumpty. Do NOT search it up if you wanna get scarred for life!

Do they have huge fetishes or what?! - Powerfulgirl10

I watched Saberspark's rant on these types of videos, and he showed clips from them. Now I'm scarred for life. Frozen, Minions, Thomas the Train, Peppa Pig, Spiderman, PJ Masks, PAW Patrol, Ben and Holly, Doc McStuffins, Sheriff Callie, Sofia the First, Dora the Explorer, and Zootopia are all officially ruined FOREVER.
To the people who make these types of disgusting clickbait videos: YOU ARE EVIL. YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.
Help me guys. I'm scarred for life. Like, seriously help me. SAVE ME! - Cartoonfan202

6 The thumbnails are ridiculous

I know adding your own custom thumbnail makes your video look nice, but the thumbnails are way too bright, cringe-worthy and just plain dumb. - Cartoonfan202

7 They invented the crackship elsa/spiderman

Whoever ships Spiderman and Elsa needs to get their brain checked. The surprise egg channels also make videos that have Elsa and Spiderman in love. People dress up as them. They even make marriage videos of them. - Cartoonfan202

What?! - ChatNoirFan18

8 They are cringe-worthy

The surprise egg video makers also make cringe-worthy videos starring popular characters, such as having Poppy & Branch get married. This also ties into the #6 entry. - Cartoonfan202

9 The children are spoiled brats

The people who make these videos often have their own children in their videos, and they are extremely bratty. Whenever they go shopping, they beg and scream for the toy of their choice. - Cartoonfan202

10 The surprise eggs aren't always shaped like eggs

True. Sometimes when they don't have an egg, they get something that looks like an egg, cover it in play-doh, and claim its an egg - Cartoonfan202

It's boring. Why it's always eggs? I better watch "How-To-Make A Plush" tutorial videos than saw all of they crap videos. - ChatNoirFan18

The Contenders

11 They are overrated

This ties into the #3 entry. They get way too many views and likes. - Cartoonfan202

12 They to trick kids into buying products in the eggs
13 They're made by greedy people
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