Top Ten Worst Things About Toilets

Don't worry, I like toilets. This list was purely made to be a joke. I think toilets are useful and meaningful in life. However, there are some bad things about them, so I'm here to point them out:
If you're STILL not satisfied then I'm gonna make a list about positive things about toilets.
Btw, Enjoy! :)
The Top Ten
1 Poop streaks can easily get stuck on the walls of the bowl

That's why cleaning was invented

It's the sad truth.

2 Flushing them can make the shower water go cold

It actually goes hot, not cold.

3 You have to be trained for 3+ months just to use one

During training it’s pullups and diapers. I used pull-ups for a short time but since my parents are Asian and they like cheap stuff they found pull-ups too expensive and switched back to diapers for the rest of my potty training days

Then what do use while your training? The litter box?

4 It's disgusting to clean them

Sometimes you have to STICK YOUR HANDS in them to clean it, gross!

Sometimes their are stuff that don't go your way

5 There are barely any technological advances concerning toilets in the last few years

The only new thing I see is self flushing, energy savers, and no-handle toilets.

6 Donald Trump uses one

You have made 2 of the 3 worst list ever now. Congrats.

Oh this stupidity makes me laugh

Who cares?! Everyone uses one.

But the Beatles use them too

7 Almost everyone under the age of 7 can't use a toilet

I'm pretty sure I could use one when I was 3 or 4 years old, and maybe others can't. So that's exaggeration.

This is not true at all. Who doesn't know how to use a toilet under 7 years old? This shouldn't be here.

Haha I could use a toilet when I was 3!

I used the toilet at ages 3, 4, 5, and 6 so HA!

8 They are overrated

They aren't overrated, neither underrated. They're just rated. Good things and bad things. What even makes toilets overrated?

Why are they considered 'luxury items' or 'lavish accessories'? There are other ways to poop. Whatever happened to a hole in the ground?

9 Toilets are ugly

Toilets aren't ugly but they aren't pretty Zayn Malik is the best I wanna marry Zayn I love Zayn

Why does the appearance matter?

10 They are treated so specially that they require their own room to be placed in

They aren't treated specially,they require privacy,so it's own room is made for privacy,your lists also need privacy so we don't complain if that's what you want

The Contenders
11 If you go to the carnival or a crowded festival the toilet is always dirty

It's the same with many public places. That's why my family ALWAYS flushes EVEN WHEN IT'S EMPTY and they ALWAYS line the seat with toilet paper before sitting down (We're Asian)

I don't make contact with the seat. I just hover a little bit. That's what I hate about public bathrooms.

At least our toilets aren't like that.

That's the worst part.

12 Toilets smell bad

Sometimes you can't even walk past the bathroom without dying. I know you can clean them, but that's even worse than smelling them!

Only when there's poop inside. Other then that, it's normal.

Just pee in a bot- oh, wait.

13 12 gallons of water is flushed everyday.
14 Three year olds are obsessed with them
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