Top Ten Worst Things About Toilets

Don't worry, I like toilets. This list was purely made to be a joke. I think toilets are useful and meaningful in life. However, there are some bad things about them, so I'm here to point them out:
If you're STILL not satisfied then I'm gonna make a list about positive things about toilets.
Btw, Enjoy! :)

The Top Ten

1 Poop streaks can easily get stuck on the walls of the bowl

It's the sad truth. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

That's why cleaning was invented - Nateawesomeness

2 Flushing them can make the shower water go cold

It actually goes hot, not cold. - Powerfulgirl10

HOT, NOT COLD - TheRedstoneWiz

Hot* - anonygirl

The redstone don’t get mad about it idiot

3 You have to be trained for 3+ months just to use one

Then what do use while your training? The litter box? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

It's worth it - Nateawesomeness

During training it’s pullups and diapers. I used pull-ups for a short time but since my parents are Asian and they like cheap stuff they found pull-ups too expensive and switched back to diapers for the rest of my potty training days

4 It's disgusting to clean them

Sometimes their are stuff that don't go your way - Nateawesomeness

Sometimes you have to STICK YOUR HANDS in them to clean it, gross!

I know we have plungers, but it's still nasty… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

That is true, but this list sucks. - Powerfulgirl10

5 There are barely any technological advances concerning toilets in the last few years

The only new thing I see is self flushing, energy savers, and no-handle toilets. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

6 Donald Trump uses one

You have made 2 of the 3 worst list ever now. Congrats. - gemcloben

Your list "Top Ten Users with the Stinkiest Farts" is one of them. And this one. - cosmo

Who cares?! Everyone uses one. - Powerfulgirl10

But Bruce lee does too - Nateawesomeness

But the Beatles use them too - Nateawesomeness

7 They are overrated

Why are they considered 'luxury items' or 'lavish accessories'? There are other ways to poop. Whatever happened to a hole in the ground? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

8 Almost everyone under the age of 7 can't use a toilet

I could use one at 3. - RoseWeasley

Haha I could use a toilet when I was 3! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

I'm pretty sure I could use one when I was 3 or 4 years old, and maybe others can't. So that's exaggeration. - Powerfulgirl10

I could use one at 3 or 4... - Therandom

9 Toilets are ugly

Toilets aren't ugly but they aren't pretty Zayn Malik is the best I wanna marry Zayn I love Zayn

They're supposed to look good? - Therandom

Why does the appearance matter? - Powerfulgirl10

10 They are treated so specially that they require their own room to be placed in

AKA bathrooms. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

They aren't treated specially,they require privacy,so it's own room is made for privacy,your lists also need privacy so we don't complain if that's what you want - Nateawesomeness

The Contenders

11 If you go to the carnival or a crowded festival the toilet is always dirty

It's the same with many public places. That's why my family ALWAYS flushes EVEN WHEN IT'S EMPTY and they ALWAYS line the seat with toilet paper before sitting down (We're Asian)

I don't make contact with the seat. I just hover a little bit. That's what I hate about public bathrooms. - Powerfulgirl10

That's the worst part. - SailorVenus

Then stand up! Oh yeah, girls can't do that. - Therandom

12 Toilets smell bad

Sometimes you can't even walk past the bathroom without dying. I know you can clean them, but that's even worse than smelling them! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Just pee in a bot- oh, wait. - Puga

13 12 gallons of water is flushed everyday.
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