Worst Things About Twilight

LucasMota

The Top Ten

1 It Ruined the Vampire Image

Vampires have been around for centuries. Twilight comes along and completely ruins the whole concept of what a Vampire actually is.

Aarhgh! First of all I hate Twilight. It's the biggest piece of crap ever written. And always when I type in Google Images the letter "E" it goes for Edward Cullen, "B" for Bella Swan and "T" for Twilight. I don't read or watch vampire things anymore cause every time Twilight runs into my head and I'm sick of it. Just a girl who every1 wants to kiss and when one dude kissed her she hit him and her hand broke. Ugh... sick, man!

I can't even read "Salems Lot" which is by Stephen King and is probably an awesome book just because I can't stand to read anything with Vampires anymore.

It made vampire stuffs sounded like a love story. For me, I can't stand for it.

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2 The Fans

Not all, perhaps, but most are brainless. Everything about this horrible farce of a plot is terrible. Everything. It's extraordinary to me that such a thing could become so popular. And what is this teaching out young people anyways? There's stalking, and passive-aggressive behavior, a this young woman who seems to have no personality, that is obsessed over this guy who treats her like crap. Everytime I hear or see one of those Twitards sticking up for anything Twilight related, I lose a little more hope for our future. Sickening.

I went to blockbuster one time to rent a movie and twilight was on the rack I thought" hey this could be good" so I rented it and watched it and then I'm like "this is not a movie this is dog poop. " and there were like a million girls at school wearing twilight t-shirts and I said "that's a stupid movie why the heck do you like it. " then she's all "your just not smart enough to truly appreciate it. " what

I simply cannot see how anyone could be so obsessed with this movie... it's quite ridiculous and I would rather shoot my brains out. - Celestius

This is totally off topic and I think there should
Be a category for this. They compare themselves to
Harry Potter!

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3 Edward Shines In Sun

In all honesty vampires don't die in the sunlight like Dracula who was able to walk around in the sunlight and be completely fine (just a little tidbit I thought I'd include for those who didn't know, and if you don't believe me look it up) and another thing none of the "vampires" in twilight are vampires THEY ARE A BUNCH OF GODDAMNED, SPARKLY RAINBOW PUKING FAIRIES!

That is all. LONG LIVE DRACULA

It just makes a little idiot the vampire image - MatrixGuy

Vampires. Don't. Sparkle. They burn, Stephanie Meyer, why you such an idiot?

SO SHINY! 1! NEEDS MORE...SHINE...GREASE IT UP EDAWARDO

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4 The Plot

OK so the whole book is based on a girl who has no life or personality or friends, neither beautiful but somehow guys love her and vampires and werewolves are interested in her. Then she meets vampire and now we get onto the part where she describes literally EVERY STEP HE MAKES. We get it, your in love don't torture us with that!

Plot: Bella Mary Sue Swan (Let's call her Bella Sue,) goes to school, and meets this sparklypire named Edward Stu, and they fall in 'love,' and no character development, Bella Sue has no personality, A Random Howler From Animorphs from Quotev complains about this being a waste of trees, and Bella Sue has no personality and is a bad example of a female main character. That is all I know.

It's basically the tale of "What if obsession was love? " The answer is it's not, but Stephenie Meyer did her damnest to force it and we got the trainwreck that is Twilight. Seriously nothing in this book proves that they were anything other than a high romance - nothing about their love is epic.

5 It Wins Everything On the MTV Movie Awards

There's no reason to watch mtv movie awards anymore, you know that twilight gonna win everything again - LucasMota

These movies deserve no awards.

Twilight is bad, but it's not relevant anymore. Instead of whining about it, how about we move on from it? Like we did with Bieber, Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers', etc.

Thanks a lot crazy girls.

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6 Team Jacob vs. Team Edward

Honestly, Bella's conflict between these two men is just childish. We all knew she'd be safer with Jacob, yet, she chose Edward like a fool despite falling hard for him when she knew nothing about him. - Ph03b3

Oh! I had to vote this but accidentally voted different option. Seriously, no use of this... Everyone knew who would get the girl... And Jacob was the character everyone felt pity for... - zuni

She kissed Edfool right in Jacob's face. I just want to punch her right then. What do they see in her?

Team Leo suckers

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7 Bella

I feel like Bella is so dependent on boys and I hate how when she loses one boy she turns on the other. She's just confusing the boy and the reader. When people ask me if I'm on team Edward or Team Jacob, I say I'm on Team Bella Get your Life Back Together. I think that if she wasn't so focused on boys, she could do amazing thing things, because she is kind of smart and has a lot of potential.

She doesn't really deserve Jacob. Breaks his heart for someone who she only started to like because of his looks.

She's a bland, lovesick drama queen who can't comprehend that Edward told her no.

She named her kid Renesme. Stupid name. Or if it was a boy, EJ. Edward Jacob. Stupid stupid Bella.

PS. In every movie she has her mouth open. She looks like she's saying, "Dur dur dur"

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8 The Acting

Kristen is aweful. She is vain and heartless.

Every one is fine, the movies are great... With one exception
THAT KRISTEN STEWART!
she stole my men, she makes me gag every time I see her 'face' and as if she isn't enough of a pig to kiss the 2 hottest guys ever; now she's MARRIED one of them

There's worse actors out there than Kristen, people.
You're tearing me apart, Lisa.

9 It Destroyed Bands Like Muse

Ugh, Muse, why'd you do this? -_- Muse is the most amazing and talented band of all time. They're so much better than this. - TheStupidHobo

It destroyed Linkin Park, paramore and muse, thanks to god that iron maiden and megadeth aren't in this crap

10 It Has So Many Fans

Not really a problem... No, it has worse.

The Contenders

11 The Visual Effects
12 The Dialogue

You know what happens if twilight goes like this:

Pikichu: Hey girl I'm pikichu. Kiss me and you will be a Pokemon. Wgat fo ya say?

Jeilous guy: No be with me and you can become a digimon. Digimon is totally better. Pokemon is overrated

Pikichu: No don't be with a Pokemon wannabe.

Girl: I don't KNOW.

(Later)

Girl: I wannabe a Pokemon but I had sex with both guys so...

Pikichu: piki-f###ing-chu - Chaotixhero

13 It Spawned Fifty Shades of Grey

The crap made by a crap. - AroundTheWorldIn20Seconds

50 Shades of Grey was originally a Twilight fanfic, you wanna talk abusive relationships? Talk 50 Shades. Like, come on, who takes a fanfic of something and is like "I'll but the rights for that! " and then makes a bad erotic novel. - AroundTheWorldIn20Seconds

14 Being Forced to Watch by Your Girlfriend

My Chick is forcing me right now but let's see if I like Twilight - SmoothCriminal

If I ever marry I won't force them through this unwatchable film and I won't marry one that likes this show either

If I ever get a boyfriend, I will be a good girlfriend and not force him to watch this if he doesn't want it.

15 Jacob

Now, who added him to the list? Everyone else, I can easily do without. Some parts, I was like, "Now when's Jacob coming in? " Bella is so stupid she tries to kill herself just to hear Edward's voice. And Edward sparkles in the sun. But Jacob is a wolf. How awesome is that?

Oh, sorry.

Jacob did not ruin Twilight. Jacob helps her when she needs him the most. All stupid Edward does is leave her crying. She tries to kill herself because of him.

Jacob is so awesome. :3

Edward is amazing and Bella clearly loves him so just GET OER HER! She clearly is not interested but you still go and ruin her life

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16 Not Enough Michael Sheen

This guy should win an Oscar, I swear if he doesn't its robbery, why, he makes this movie so enjoyable to watch, by the way I watch this with five girls, me and my girlfriend love to make jokes about each and every one of the movies, and they were the best times I have had with her(excluding sex), but in all honesty, if you watch these movies again with the idea that all Michael Sheen does in this movie is try to make you laugh then you will have a fantastic time

17 Boring
18 Bella and Edward's abusive relationship
19 Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson

A brick wall can act more than him. Also he is so cringing to watch and he isn't even that good looking. Kristen can do better without a self absorbed sparkly vampire

He was so much better as Cedric Diggery, the HUFFLEPUFF. He's an idiot now.

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20 Anti-Feminism

I am 11 years old and my 9 year old sister is looking up to Bella and Twilight. My mum first recommended this to me and I refused gladly. Teens, pre-teens and young girls don't need men but apparently you a boyfriend in Twilight or you're useless and uncool.

Twilight told me you need a man in your life. I AM A 11 YEAR OLD PRETEENS don't NEED THAT

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