Top Ten Worst Things to Be Caught Doing On a Date

The Top Ten
1 Looking Them Up

So according to this site you went to prison twice...

So according to this site you hate porky

2 Listening to Music While They're Talking to You
3 Texting

Yeah he's totes cray.

4 Making a Top Ten List

If their not a top tenner they might feel insulted. I would think that's awesome.

Well, what if two TopTenners DID meet in reality and date? There would be one way to spend time together...

I told my best friend about the top tens and she might be joining soon!

5 Farting

I'm sorry... I DID try to avoid this... But I guess the temptation to bypass this was just too strong... Haha!

Oh God! It's the baked beans again!

Ohh that would suck so much!

6 Checking Out Someone Else

Mess up big time :()

7 Burping
8 Taking a Selfie

But first, let me take a selfie!

9 Wanking

I would never do this anyway...

10 Updating Your Status to Getting Married

This can mean two things: either they're getting married to someone else, or they're taking things way too fast. I wonder which is worse.

But I just met you.

The Contenders
11 Throwing Rocks at Somebody's Car
12 Murdering a Person
13 Egging Someone's House

Is egging still a thing?

14 Spraying Graffiti on the Walls
15 Carrying a Gun with You
16 Looking at Their Texts On Their Phone
17 Punching Your Date's Father in the Face
18 Setting Something on Fire
19 Flirt With Everyone Else

This is the worst thing toy can do on a date

20 Taking Drugs
21 Masturbating
22 Stealing Your Date's Car
23 Giving Someone a Wedgie
24 Peeing and/or pooping pants
25 Watching Porn
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