Top Ten Worst Things to Be the God or Goddess Of

Admit it, everyone would love to be a god. You could snap your fingers and have all your problems go away, wriggle your toes and cause all the people in Alaska to exuberantly dance the conga... the possibilities would be endless! Now, in most cultures where they believe in multiple gods, such as the Greeks, Norse, and Egyptians, usually each particular god is the god of one particular thing (or two, or three, or four, or thirty). It seems crazy that there would be things that aren’t good about being a god. But, unfortunately, there’s a lot of things that very few people would want to be the god of. So, here are the top ten worst things be the god of. Be creative, and if there’s something that isn’t currently on the list, by all means add it! Please note that when I use the word god on this list, I’m not excluding or forgetting the word Goddess, it’s just quicker to write the one word.
The Top Ten
1 Death

I would only want to kill a few people, so I would suck at being the god of death. I would only kill people who are already fairly old and are terrible people, so there aren’t very many people I would kill. But hey, at least I would get to kill Terrorists or horrible presidents (not naming anyone, cough, cough)

This may seem appealing at first. That guy who owed you 10$? Bang! Dead. The person who bullied you in school? BANG! Dead!

I mean, this is a pretty big thing to brag about on a date. “Oh, by the way, I’m the god of death! Unfortunately, there are some big setbacks.
While you could probably do all of that, you would need to be fair, impartial, and equal as the death god. You might have a gloomy or cruel personality. And I’m sure Thanatos wouldn’t be too happy with you, moving in on his territory. You may get depressed, ending all these wonderful lives, and you might scare or drive your loved ones away.

Ah. I would love to be the God of Death. I would torment people all day long, and just as they go insane torture someone else.

Well you know what they say without death nothing new would grow from it

2 Misery

See I would be the God of Misery and this would be my plan.
1)Make mortals miserable
2)MAke them beg for mercy
3)Put them out their misery.
This plan is perfect and flawless.

Again, there are gods for this, namely Ahklys (Akhlys? Aklys? Why do they make these names so hard to spell) from Greek mythology. It’s pretty obvious why this would suck. You can’t feel any emotion but misery; you'll ruin lives, relationships, and other great things whether you want to or not. Your personality and features will probably be based on what you’re the god of, so you will probably spend most of your time wailing with gloom and looking like a cooler full of acid spilled on your head.

I would love to cause people misery (I'm just joking, don't burn me.)

Once again, I would love it.

3 Bad Breath

Not exactly a deity to be proud of becoming.

Yesss weaklings! Suffocate as I open my mouth!

That would suck.

I don’t even want to imagine what this god’s breath would smell like, or whether there is a real god of this.

4 Divorce

It's actually much more sad than other people joking about it on here. I succumbed to depression after getting divorced and never got happy until recently. I'm still single.

I have been divorced. It was fine because two months later I met the hottest women I have ever seen and we got married after a couple years of doing... stuff.

Does that mean kids are the Gods of Divorce?

Pretty obvious why this wouldn’t be enjoyable. But then again, maybe you would enjoy it!

5 Pandemics

I’m pretty sure that, given the present circumstances, all the other gods would have already zapped you into a grease spot, and for obvious reasons, and who would want to be the cause of this devastating situation.

Given the present circumstances this should be top 2. Not 5th. Why is it behind bad breath?

I can imagine you talking to the olympian council. "My report on the- cough cough wheeze" pandemic is- coughcough cough.

Well whoever this person is must hate us all or something because the Covid is still around

6 Acne

I put this on here just because, as I am assuming that your personality and appearance reflect your specialty, you would be so plagued with acne being immortal wouldn’t really make up for it. And this would also be pretty embarassing.

ew ew ew ew ew. I'm going through puberty and this sucks. We already have periods and other bad stuff, why must we have disgusting acne? That picture doesn't help either.

Better than being the God of Puberty aka the God of masturbation.

Oh no! I can't even imagine that.

7 Cancer

Cancer is pretty pointless. It’s worse than COVID 19 because it’s more fatal to the healthy and unhealthy, the young and elderly. You know, I’m surprised COVID isn’t on here but pandemics is I guess so whatever.

I hate cancer. I lost all three of my brothers and my mother to it.

I absolutely detest this horrible disease

Cancer sucks. I hope to invent a cure for it someday, but I’m not sure if it is possible.

8 War

I am the type of person to take prisoners just to torture them on the battlefield. Just so their army can watch as I cut them into multiple pieces.

I would hate to be the God of war. You would be mean and like death and battles. You would be super powerful though.

You'd be a savage awesome dude but war is despicable so no thanks

You'd probably wipe out the entire Greek pantheon

9 Atheism

This is my personal favourite on the list. How can you be the god of there being no gods. So ironic. Whoever added this is super cool.

I'm pretty sure if there was a god that controlled there being no gods, the world would explode. So yeah, that would totally suck.

This is hilariously awesome! Whoever put this on here, please tell me, because this is just so perfect. It would suck to be this.

This is perfect. Get it to first everyone. If you like Atheism paste this on you comment: Get Atheism to first!

10 Beer

You would spend most of the time passed out drunk or wobbling around barfing everywhere, because as a god, your personality usually reflects your specialty.

There is already a God of that. The Greek God, Dionysus. I would do what he does and drink all day, and use my powers to never get a hangover.

Well, Dionysus is the god of wine, but I find a god of beer would be funnier.

Bro there is a God of wine and I would love to be like him.

The Contenders
11 Poop

Well it’s not all bad actually manure helps the flowers grow

Why is this in the top five sloth21 didn't originally add it and there are barely any comments for it

you would be a giant turd

13 Insomnia

This sucks so much. And as a god of this you would never sleep, and you know they say your brain needs sleep and dreams to survive

I swear, if there is a god of this, I want to go punch him in his sleepy face, and I’m sure I’m not alone. And that just reinforces the fact that nobody would want to be the god of this.

I know, Insomnia is my pet peeve. I would be embarrassed and horrified to find out that I was the goddess of this

Oh, this is the worst, I look like a sleep-deprived seal after never falling asleep stupid insomnia sucks!

14 50 Cent Songs
15 Tissues

I mean, who would want to be this? It would be extremely embarrassing, and while you are immortal nobody would know who you are and you’d spend most of the time helping runny noses and depressed people with your magnificent powers, instead of binge watching Stranger Things in your own private movie theatre with all the food you want in one of your awesome mansions.

WIth the power of napkins, I shall destroy the almighty snot lord.

16 TikTok TikTok Product Image

Oh yeh I would hate that

The girls

Like what

The people I know have been brainwashed from this app

Help before it becomes a zombie apocalypse.

That would be horrible, but it beats being the God of 4chan, rule34 or PHub.

TikTok is trash, people are mad on it!

I'd close it and be the god of apple,which is 3 sections up

17 Cheesy Holiday Specials

Yeah, no thanks.

18 Flatulence

Self explanatory.

19 Toilet Paper

I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees. God of this, please die or I'll break your knees!

Whoever this person is I don’t like. They killed so many trees which kills the environment

20 Bad Jokes

I am a bad joke. :(

21 Internet Challenges

These all suck especially the fire one and the tide pod one people have died because of them

I think he meant "have you ever heard of tidepods" as a joke idiot

Sloth21 of course we do idiot

You ever heard of tidepods?

22 Fortnite Fortnite Product Image

Why does everybody like Fortnite?
1. All you do is shot people
2. You can get called cuss words or just be bullied
3. It's an anger game, and you get angry a lot. Who wants to be angry?
4. Minecraft is much better. You can still fight, there are servers and mods there with guns, you can actually build, not that disgrace of a Creative mode on Fortnite, and the chat covers up cuss words.
5. Fortnite just plain sucks.

We play fort nite! we play fort nite! All those stupid kids in Pumba videos

Among us is better

Guessing a redditor put this item here.

23 Bugs

I don't like bugs, but they do have a part to play in the environment.

They are revolting, so I wouldn't want to be the god of this

Yay so much bugs I get to eat them all I want

Mm bugs eat em up yum

24 Coughing
25 Dinosaurs

Hey that's my image of a dinosaur from the Quest for Glory video game series! Not that it matters..., I just think it's cool that such an obscure video game series indirectly makes an appearence somewhere it's irrelevant (so cool)...

I guess you would be extinct.

I would bring them back to life. - SoongeBill

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