Top Ten Worst Things to Be Handcuffed To

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

This is going to work its way to being number one, FAST. - Pikachulover1

And just when you thought a bit of music would lift the spirits... - PositronWildhawk

Never say never whoa never goanna hear you say that because were dead by that time!

2 Your Younger Brother

Either get me a key or a syringe full of cyanide. I would be suffering great pain and would want to end it ASAP. - PositronWildhawk

3 A Rocket

You just hear a great rumble and think, "so much for that curry I left on the stove". - PositronWildhawk

4 A Bear
5 The Outside of a Tank
6 The Underside of a Plane

It would be a great opportunity for cheap flights; but with the low oxygen, low temperatures and high suction forces at high altitudes, you'd need quite some preparation. - PositronWildhawk

7 A Salesman

That would be so annoying - LegitGames12

If your handcuffed to a boring person you can sleep, a good salesmen will never let you sleep until youve bought his product

8 Someone Who Talks a Lot About Something Really Boring

In other words, my younger brother. There hasn't been a day yet when he hasn't been pestering me. - PositronWildhawk

9 A Nuclear Missile
10 Someone Who Constantly Flirts With You

It would be awkward beyond belief. - PositronWildhawk

Well, hello Posthing... Fancy meeting you here. Fancy being handcuffed to me sweet thing... ?
Haha! Couldn't resist! Wish I could see the look on your face!
Thanks for a great list.
Happy Christmas! X - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 Lacey Chabert Lacey Chabert Lacey Nicole Chabert is an American actress, voice actress and singer. She first gained prominence as a child actress on television for her role as Claudia Salinger in the television drama Party of Five.
12 Nicki Minaj
13 An Opera Singer
14 A Sick Person
15 Marilyn Manson
16 PE Coach
17 Your Principal

Not the sweet ones that have like lollipops on their desk. 'I'm talking the oh I started a school' genii. Thank you but no

18 A Pedophile

I hope this never happens to me...

19 Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Destiny Hope Cyrus, aka Miley Ray Cyrus, was born November 23, 1992, in Franklin, Tennessee, to Tish Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus. She is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. Miley Cyrus's voice type is Mezzo-Soprano and has 4 octaves. She became a teen idol starring as the character Miley Stewart ...read more.
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