Top Ten Worst Things to Be Permanently Glued To

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The Top Ten

1 A cow's butt

The methane in it's farts would make you spontaneously explode! - keycha1n

No, it would only smell unpleasant. In order to explode, you'd have to compress the methane around you and light it. Although it is already compressed within the cow, which should produce a jet of flames. - PositronWildhawk

2 A big building

Just because you wanted to be like spider-man... - keycha1n

3 A bomb

Similar situation to the cow's butt! - keycha1n

4 A human butt

I said I wanted to stay close butt this is ridiculous! - Billyv

'Cause that's just awkward... - keycha1n

5 A rotting sandwich
6 A spider

Just thinking about it is making my hairs rise! - keycha1n

Depends on the size of it. - Minecraftcrazy530

7 One's enemy

Well, all I have to do now is inject him with arsenic. He can't get away. - PositronWildhawk

8 Radioactive waste

You'd slowly descend into madness... - keycha1n

9 A lump of poo
10 Your hand

Preferably right, so I can keep drawing! - keycha1n

Aw man I'm a righty how am I supposed to write in these conditions? - ToptenPizza

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