Top Ten Worst Things to Be Permanently Glued To
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The methane in it's farts would make you spontaneously explode! - keycha1n
No, it would only smell unpleasant. In order to explode, you'd have to compress the methane around you and light it. Although it is already compressed within the cow, which should produce a jet of flames. - PositronWildhawk
Just because you wanted to be like spider-man... - keycha1n
Similar situation to the cow's butt! - keycha1n
I said I wanted to stay close butt this is ridiculous! - Billyv
'Cause that's just awkward... - keycha1n
Just thinking about it is making my hairs rise! - keycha1n
Depends on the size of it. - Minecraftcrazy530
Well, all I have to do now is inject him with arsenic. He can't get away. - PositronWildhawk
You'd slowly descend into madness... - keycha1n
Preferably right, so I can keep drawing! - keycha1n
Aw man I'm a righty how am I supposed to write in these conditions? - ToptenPizza
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