Top Ten Worst Things That Can Happen On Friday the 13th

Today is Friday the 13th, the most evil day in history. Bad luck sprouts everywhere, and there's practically no way to avoid it. So, this Friday the 13th, why don't you read this list instead, so that you can avoid the evils of the outside world?

The Top Ten

1 A loved one dies

That would be sad. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

2 You have a school shooting

Inocent people dying, blood everywhere, and ammo littering the floor. What's worse is that your fave teacher could die; not to mention the ones you hate, but you still couldn't watch them die. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

3 New World Order starts

Let's hope this never happens. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

4 You die

Think of all the people who will miss you and maybe even the bullies. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

We're supposed to feel bad that the bullies can't bully us anymore! That makes no sense! - RalphBob

5 Hitler rises from the dead

At this point, we'll all know better. Just send some bombs, missiles, and soldiers down to kill him. It's not like anyone will join Hitler, so no one will be there to protect him. Plus, everyone will be attacking him at the same time, because nobody wants their country invaded. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

6 You lose your lunch money

You might go starving, but there's always a caring friend who wil pass you a cookie, or half of their sandwich. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 Slavery becomes legal again

I can imagine a lot of violent protests. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

8 Starbucks closes down

I have a friend who loves Starbucks, so she'd be pretty sad if that happened. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

White women will go crazy if this happens - SirSkeletorThe3rd


9 Donald Trump becomes president

It's not the day yet - SamuiNeko

That fat racist man ain't winning. - Pegasister12

Lolz just had to put this here. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

LOL know what sucks? He’s president. 😑 ~SummerDawn

10 Mufasa becomes president

Do not want.

The Contenders

11 Simba is hailed as town hero

Do not want.

12 Disney buys everything
13 Jason Voorhees kills you with a chainsaw
14 Your pet dies
15 A bomb threat
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