Top Ten Worst Things That Can Happen While Performing In a Concert

The Top Ten

1 The 5th graders show up again and throw beans at you

Maybe. That can be a possibility. Tomatoes instead of beans can be a possibility too.

I'm Currently In Grade 5 And I'm Usually The Performer

I died laughing at this

2 You fall off the stage

3 Your voice or whatever your playing squeaks or cracks

4 Your little sibling embarrasses you by saying your embarrassing nickname

5 You start crying for some strange reason

6 All the audience falls asleep

7 You forget your phone's in your pocket and it starts ringing

8 You stub your toe and you are tempted to curse

9 People get excited, but figure out this was not the concert they bought tickets for

10 You get diarrhea

If I was at Woodstock I would throw it.

The Contenders

11 Your family ditches you to get frozen yogurt

12 Somebody throws a phone at you

This is now a serious thing to worry about at concerts. I never performed at a concert, but I would never let anybody hurt me in my performances. Bebe Rexha got hurt when some mentally ill person did that.

13 You start stripping when the audience boos you

14 You fart in the microphone

15 You puke onstage

16 Your Dad finds you and drags you off the stage in front of everyone.

This really happened in an episode of King of the Hill.

17 The microphone or other instruments stop working

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