Top Ten Worst Things That Can Happen While Riding a Four-Wheeler

The Top Ten
1 You Crash Into a Pile of Rocks
2 You Fall in a River and Drown
3 A Rattlesnake Bites You
4 You Drive Through a Prickly Thornbush
5 You Hit Your Dad's Truck Head on
6 You Get Hit by a Schoolbus
7 You Wreck and Fly Face Down Into an Anthill
8 You Crash Through the Sliding Glass Door
9 It Runs Out of Gas
10 You're Told to Stop Riding it
The Contenders
11 You do a flip and land face first in dog poo
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