Top Ten Worst Things That Can Happen to You While Jogging

The Top Ten

1 You sprain your ankle

2 You get run over by Lance Armstrong

Haha without steroids he couldn't even ride a tricycle haha!

3 You trip on a pebble and die

Well, this would be a pretty pathetic way to go...

4 Your pants get ripped in front of people

5 You challenge someone in a race, and lose

6 Your clothes start to fall apart

7 You get hit in the head by a bird

I know someone who got pooped on by a bird while jogging.

8 You jog into a bunch of hornets

9 You kill a child while jogging

10 You jog into the forest and get lost.

The Contenders

11 You have to poop

12 You die

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