Top Ten Worst Things the Could Happen on Christmas

The Top Ten
1 None of Your Family nor Friends Shows Up for Christmas
2 A Mass Shooting Happens in Your State
3 You Don't Get Any Presents
4 A Channel Spams Their Most Popular Show Non Stop

I think we all know what this is referring to...

We're looking at you, CARTOON NETWORK!

5 Due to a Coal Shortage Santa Claus Gives Justin Bieber CDS
6 You Don't Have Christmas Dinner
7 You Get Robbed
8 You Get a Stocking Full of Coal
9 You Get a Living Cobra Snake on the Present
10 An Unwelcome Guest Comes for Christmas Dinner

At the bottom of the list barrel because you could befriend him

The Contenders
11 You Get LJN Games as Gifts
12 You Get a DVD of Eight Crazy Nights
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