Top Ten Worst Things That Could Happen On a Cruise

N64Dude

The Top Ten

1 Ship Hits Iceberg

Don't wanna have a Titanic moment! - N64Dude

2 You Get Kicked Off

You would have to swim to the nearest boat and ask if they could take you home - N64Dude

3 Captain Decides To Send An SOS For No Reason

You're swimming at the pool and then suddenly you hear a deafening noise. I would jump off the ship - N64Dude

4 Justin Bieber Is In The Room Right Next To You

I would knock on his door and give him a big kick in the mouth - N64Dude

I would rather give Michael Vick or Donald trump a big kick in the mouth then Justin Bieber just tease him by calling him Justin bever.

5 You Drown In The Kiddie Pool

I've heard that this happens a lot in Arizona. - Wolftail

Mommy, there's a dead body! - N64Dude

6 You Can Only Eat Broccoli

If the only food was broccoli, I would jump off the ship - N64Dude

7 Ship Leaves Without You

I would commit suicide - N64Dude

8 Girl Who Likes You That You Hate Stalks You

This has happened to me before. At the kids area I punched her face a lot. - N64Dude

9 Your Phone's Battery Dies And There's No Outlet

I would jump off the ship - N64Dude

10 The Ship Is Sinking And All The Lifeboats Are Gone

Gotta have to start the looong swim home - N64Dude

The Contenders

11 Your wife chews you out
12 The Captain is Francesco Schettino
13 You Fall Overboard
14 You Get Stranded in the Middle of the Ocean
15 You and Everyone Else Gets Infected by the Norovirus
16 The Ship is on Fire
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