Top Ten Worst Things That Could Happen On Father's Day


The Top Ten

1 Father dies

Not an easy thing to go through. I can tell you from experience.

And this list is listed in humor? - Solacress

No I can't think aboiut this! Saddest thing on earth alright.

I can't believe that you forgot his present is ahead of this! This is just really sad to think about your dad dying on Father's Day! That has to be among the saddest things on Earth

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2 You forget his present

Hey dad, I'll celebrate a little later, where's the present, YOUR SCREWED

No. 2 should be number 1!

Lol lmao - Nateawesomeness

3 You get dirt shoved in you mouth

Gross, but not the worst thing... - funnyuser

SpongeBob did it,he was ok,so I will be ok - Nateawesomeness

4 You go to the wrong place

Happy Father's Day... Wait do I know you

-ding dong- SUPRISE, stranger:what are you doing here, me:ahh - Nateawesomeness

Happy bathers day stranger

Happy fath... Wait do I know you

5 You fall off a cliff

Let me guess, you took your dad to the grand canyon

This should be number one, talk about a one pound or more of hurt. - funnyuser

All I wanted to do is to fly,I mean come on! - Nateawesomeness

6 He makes you watch Big Brother

I have little brother, so Its impossible for me

That would be awful - BigBrotherSucks

What a suprise that this is on here - Nateawesomeness

This is awful if your big brother bullys you, but bigbrothersucks is just stupid, he worry a about nothing but his big brother

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7 Your parents get divorced

Because that's a great way to start your day.

8 You try to talk to your dad only to realize that's not your dad you're talking to

Laugh out loud I could not stop laughing.

Maybe he's talking to little brother, he'll talf to you later, doht worry

Me:Ey m8
Stranger:Do I know you
Me:Yes m8 I'm your son
Stranger:No your not!,my son is only a baby
Me:the h*ll m8 don't call me a baby *Shoots the stranger* - Nateawesomeness

9 Your dad forgets your name

I don't even know what I would do if my own dad forgot my name. - Glirkinsnoff

It's just that dad got a concussion and he got amnesia, now his gift will need to be a doctor

Well, that surely is a big problem. - Kiteretsunu

Me: I got you a new computer, Dad!
Dad: Thanks...wait who are you again

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10 Your dad wants you to suck his toes

Why do people like to do that?

That's just gae family time

Just do it for your dad

The Contenders

11 You trip on a twig while 5TH graders throw beans at you

That's just insulting, I'm in 5th grade but I don't BULLY

What does this have to do with Father's Day?

I know the embarrassing feeling of having beans thrown at you by 5th graders.
But seriously, who put this on here?

12 Paternity test comes back "negative"
13 He commits a crime
14 You find a place to go, but when you get there it's not all what it's cracked up to be
15 He attacks you

This happened to me once. We were playing chess (involuntarily and he intimidated me) and we reached a point where I was obviously gonna lose. He kept saying "Don't quit, don't quit, don't quit" but there was really no point to it, so I stood up and tried to walk away. He lost his temper, shouted at me to sit down, and lunged at me.
Next thing I knew, he slammed me into the tiles, pushed me into a wall, smacked me several times, and injured my mum while she was trying to protect me.
The worst part is, he chickened out of court and people act like he's such a "good" person.

I feel so sorry for you

16 You get lost with people who don't speak your language

Um can you help me get back to USA, WHY don't YOU UNDERSYAND

17 You get him a Justin Bieber album and he punches you

Its your fault he punchec you justin beiber is bleugh

Well, how did I know this would be on here? - gemcloben

That Well Be Painful - CuteGirlJigglypuff


18 Your little sibling starts crying for no specific reason

Get lost little brother, it's dads special day today

19 Dad gets your gift and throws it away

Well that was rude father, well now I'm gonna play video games and do nothing with you now

20 He lectures and grounds you

, A GoAnimate reference that definitely conveys 100% Child cruelty(! )

I would probably throw the gift away - Anonymouscat

21 You get him one gift but you needed another one because his birthday is on Father's Day

Based on personal experience - hurjelert

22 You get him a Nicki Minaj album

That's just wrong, gae female singers is what moms like to hear music from, fathers like old time

23 He Makes You Watch Total Drama

I like that show. Except for the fifth season. - Freddy_Fazbear

24 He confuses you with another kid
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