Top Ten Worst Things That Could Happen at Summer Camp

The Top Ten

1 You drown

2 Jason Voorhees massacres everyone

3 The children's cabins burn down with them in it

4 A kid commits suicide

5 The fat, chain smoking lunch lady poisons the food

6 Damien from The Omen shows up and kills everybody

7 A kid chainsaws all the counselors

8 Courtney from Total Drama shows up

This guy is a genius, whoever made this list

9 Miley Cyrus visits and performs

10 Your boat gets a hole in it and you sink into the lake

The Contenders

11 You find a huge bear sleeping in your cabin

12 You accidentally sleep in a poison ivy patch

13 A fiery arm comes out of the ground and drags you to Hell

Yeah, I would not like to be in hell.

14 You are forced to hold two buckets of rocks for 50 minutes

15 The drinking fountain runs out of water

16 A creepy old man shows up and says "The virgin will be sacrificed at dawn."

17 You get abducted by aliens

18 Someone plays Nicki Minaj's Anaconda over the flagpole speaker

I'll start bursting to flames and dying

19 Someone pulls an awful prank on you

Chinese fire drills... Chinese fire drills...

20 You have a mean scout master

21 You get eaten by a lake monster

22 Your scoutmaster turns out to be a deranged lunatic

23 Parents will not come back

Yep this is my fear when I go to camp

24 A kid shoots up the camp

25 You stand in the middle of a campfire

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