Top Ten Worst Things That Could Happen When Drinking a Beer

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The Top Ten

1 You get hit in the balls with a sledgehammer

You get drunk, it calls Miley virus to go in like I came in like a wrecking ball in your balls

2 The Anaconda music video comes on while watching TV

I drunk, so my anaconda don't want none of the healthy water

3 Jigsaw comes in and says "I wanna play a game"

Who the heck is him, is he like the joker in batman the murders you if you lose because you suck at board games

4 You get impaled by an angry bull

I guess Bulls lose their temper when you get drunk and it's not like the nation that your running

5 You see Andre the Butcher masturbating on your bed

Yea, your in the middle of night time dreaming and then dolly the donut guy comes in as the alarm clock like WHO WANTS A MUFFEN

6 Johnny Gat punches you in the throat

So it's more deadly because your snoring

7 You get hit by a falling airplane
8 Michael Jackson songs come on and you're too drunk to dance to them

Same thing with Bruno Mars, but more traditional and exsausted

9 Adolf Hitler comes in and starts rapping

I'm having sex says hitter, but she doesn't know, I'll just touch her boobs over and over in that case, sorry if this was disgusting

10 You get sucked into The Evil Within

The Contenders

11 You become addicted to alcohol
12 Your boss rings the doorbell to talk about work, you realize you've had a few too many

I was asleep in my job because I'm number 11 in the list, night night guys, wait who's at the door, great I'm fired

Well, bye bye job! - Flamesofsilver

13 You drive and you get seriously injured because you were too drunk to pay attention to the road

I'll get in a wreck because I'm drunk with a drivers license about to not trust you because alcohol makes your licenes disappointed at you

14 You accidentally feed your 6 year old kid a beer

I'm drunk and it's fun, hey son join the party, look the police will too, wait, why is he kidnapping me with handcuffs in his car

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