Worst Things That Could Happen When Using the Bathroom at School

Catacorn

The Top Ten

1 A school lockdown

This happened. It was four burglars. I was thinking of men with guns, rabid dogs, and honey badgers that escaped from the zoo.

2 Tornado

Happened to a kid at my school. So we had to go into lockdown. - LittleLovelies

I hope that never happen's to me. - RevolNiartRuasonid

Wait...that toilet isn't flushing... - PositronWildhawk

3 A blackout

If you think your school has too many blackouts read the City Of Ember

That's happened to me before, there's been strokes and dogs proving it not too bad.

That wouldn't be good. - RiverClanRocks

Haha. True that be really bad. - LittleLovelies

4 Someone shooting the school

A blackout is better than this. This should be #1. It is not fun to see teachers, and even some people you don't know, get shot and/or bleed to death. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

your right

Let's see,the shooter breaks in the bathroom,you die before you finish pooping... - SamuiNeko

5 Firedrill

I chose this because the first four made absolutely no sense

I used to have a fear of this...

6 You forgot to lock the bathroom door and someone opens your stall

Our school is so old and our boys are so rowdy, that you can't even close the stalls at all! The doors don't work! Especially one stall in one of the bathrooms where the door isn't even even with the lock! Some retard broke the wall around the stall and so they fixed it and it really isn't even fixed at all! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

In kindergarten, I was new in my school. Since my old country didn't even have stalls, I didn't know how to lock the stalls and all the sudden... The teacher opens the stall. I was terrified.

My school bathroom door lock is kinda broken and "bathroom for all gender" type. one time I'm only use trash can to close the door, a boy open it and the worst thing is I'm only wear my bra!

That happened to me in second grade, ew.

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7 An earthquake
8 Bullies go inside your stall shove your face inside the toilet

That's extremely funny LOL

It may sound funny but its not when you experience your head inside the disgusting school toilet. - Catacorn

9 A teacher barges into your stall and pulls you out of the bathroom

That would be horrifying.

10 Snake bites your penis

This is so sexual. Are you talking about someone who has a longer one than you and he wrestles yours, or are you talking about an actual snake coming out of the toilet? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

And maybe the snake was hiding inside the hole in the toilet bowl, and it slithered out to bite you. Maybe you didn't know it was there. - Catacorn

EW! Where is the snake from anyways? Did Cat's python get loose? Oh wait, our school doesn't have Pet Day.

I'm a girl - Lunala

Still, it would be just as bad for a snake to slither up from the toilet bowl and bite your bum! - Entranced98

SNAKES ON A PLAAANE - CamAsff

The Contenders

11 The mean girls grab your pants under the stall and take it

Why would you even put your pants on the floor anyway? If you keep your pants up high then no one can take it. Even if you put your pants on the floor, it still isn't a nice thing to do. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Maybe you were changing your clothes. And there are mean people who grab your pants. - Catacorn

Who even does that. Well not my school. - LittleLovelies

Why would they want your pants? , maybe they wanna burn them or worse they have a creepy fetish.. yeah I'm glad I'm homeschooled now - Lunala

12 Angry Video Game Nerd is in the stall next to you and says, "Come here often?"

I'd be shocked. This has nothing to do with video games.

13 Your body gets stuck in the toilet

Oh my God! Talk about embarrassing... - Turkeyasylum

I use the urinal... - Therandom

...why isin't Nikki and and Kim out of the bathroom yet? - SamuiNeko

Probably because they got stuck having a party inside the toilet! - Catacorn

Halp! My legs are asleep! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

14 A dog comes and licks your face

Where would a dog even come from anyways? - cosmo

And apparently Paris' dog is loose...oh wait, our school never even talked about Pet Day.

Stop it dog!

15 Pass a kidney stone

Oddly I had a nightmare about this once... - Entranced98

Seriously? - phenylamine

16 Underwear falls in the toilet

How would they fall in the toilet if they're around your legs, and you just pulled them down not 100%? - kaitlynrad11

This happened to a kid in 6th grade at my old school. He accidentally flushed the toilet and it went inside the toilet bowl, so he had to go the rest of the day without underwear on. Talk about disgusting! - Catacorn

Who would take them right off in the first place? - Entranced98

17 You find an army of spiders

Nah, not scary.

SO FLUFFY AND CUTE! - Merilille

Hey look pubic hair! *throws rock* S**T! that's NOT PUBIC HAIR! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

18 Justin Bieber peeks at you

Whoa! He's being a creepy maniac!

19 An inspector calls

Haha. An inspector coming into the toilet would be creepy.

20 The music teacher walks in on you

Our music teacher is so mean because she is a huge drama queen!

21 A Category 5 Hurricane

Imagine the whole school getting swept away except for you sitting on the toilet. - Entranced98

22 You die of hunger

This is unlikely because you need to have eaten to go to the bathroom because you need something to poo or pee out. This is a really gross comment.

Wow,that's... - SamuiNeko

23 People are throwing stuff at you

Oh god. Some of the more crazy guys get a bunch of paper towels and wet them so they can throw it at each other. I got hit by one while I was taking a dump. They throw them over the stalls too. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

24 Someone runs off with your toilet paper

Just make sure you have tissues handy. - Entranced98

25 Your first period

My first period happened at home thankfully - mayamanga

Damn it! I missed Reading! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Just going on things that actually happen >.> Especially if you're young enough to not understand it yet. It's even worse if you do like my friend did today and accidentally text the wrong person about it

26 You suddenly decide to put your head down the toilet

Because that's definitely something someone would do.

27 You slip on someone's pee in the stall you're in and your head lands in the toilet
28 You get extreme diarrhea and miss watching Ghostbusters with your class
29 The toilet gets bought by a Chinese pirate game company while you're in
30 A first grader dressed up as a ninja breaks into your stall
31 Someone goes into your stall and strips you naked

It's horrible. Just horrible.

32 The toilet explodes

OUCH

33 You drop your phone in the toilet

You aren't allowed to have phones in the bathroom.

34 Someone puts their head under the door of your stall

Once I was going potty in peace in an empty bathroom with 3 stalls. then this random kid walks in and se says "hello who are you" I stay silent the next thing you know her head pops up under the door. I should have kicked her face - Lunala

35 Die from constipation
36 The school burns down
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