Top Ten Worst Things That Could Happen When Using the Bathroom

The Top Ten

1 You run out of toilet paper

2 Bad smells overwhelm you

3 You get explosive diarrhea and spend four hours on the toilet

This must be awful

4 You think of 2 Girls 1 Cup, then puke

5 The fire alarm goes off

6 Your pee flies everywhere

I just blame my little brother for his bad aim.

7 A sex offender breaks down the door

I'll either do two things 1:if I'm urinating I'll pee on him and call him a pervert or 2:if I'm defecating I'll liters throw my refs at him like a mental monkey.

Oh, you want the person the pee in your face? Ok sure if you don't mind.

8 You slip and fall head first into the toilet

9 You go into labor

10 Agent 47 murders you

If Agent 47 points a gun at me while i"m at the toilet urinating I'll take the gun and put it in my pocket.

The Contenders

11 A Nicki Minaj song plays out of nowhere

12 The lights go out

13 The PA system starts playing a Miley Cyrus song

You are trapped in there with your pants around your ankles, nowhere to run

14 You pop one of those annoying erections for no apparent reason

Now you gotta pretend to go and somehow stuff it away without being noticed

15 A butt song plays out of nowhere

16 A snake crawls up the toilet

17 You fall asleep on the toilet and you get stuck there

18 You realize the toilet won't flush

19 An arm with a dagger mysteriously pops out of the toilet and stabs you in the butt

20 Someone locks the bathroom door and you're trapped for a long time

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