Worst Things That Could Happen to You During a Book Report

My parents are Asian and they would kick me out of the house for this

My mom never does that to me, she loves me more than anyone in the supernova

Like "Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade Godzilla got mad and began to attack but he didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu when Aaron Carter came out of the blue and he started beating Shaquel O'neal but the both got flattened by the batmobile and before he could make it back to the batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and took a AK-47 out from under his hat and blew batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat and he ran out of bullets and pulled out a machete and Batman was injured and was trying to get steady and Lincoln stabbed him to death"

This is what aarond09 does on his reports everyone thumbs down him