Worst Things That Could Happen to You During a Book Report


The Top Ten

1 You get a F- as your final grade

My parents are Asian and they would kick me out of the house for this

Would betterthanjesus shut up - JaysTop10List

This is the grade aarond09 and his followers get on their lists - bettarthanjesus

2 You accidentally blunt your last pencil
3 Your mom comes in and embarrasses you in front of everyone
4 You do a book report on Abraham Lincoln and put something random

Like "Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade Godzilla got mad and began to attack but he didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu when Aaron Carter came out of the blue and he started beating Shaquel O'neal but the both got flattened by the batmobile and before he could make it back to the batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and took a AK-47 out from under his hat and blew batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat and he ran out of bullets and pulled out a machete and Batman was injured and was trying to get steady and Lincoln stabbed him to death" - aarond90

5 You copy your report off of Wikipedia

This is what aarond09 does on his reports everyone thumbs down him - bettarthanjesus

6 The person sitting next to you keeps trying to talk to you
7 You forget to change your phone with a inappropriate ringtone to silent and somebody calls
8 Your "report" is only 3 sentences long
9 Instead of making a report on George Washington you make a report on anime
10 You throw your pencil at the teacher

I wanna do this to aarond90 - bettarthanjesus

The Contenders

11 You Miss That Day Then Get Expelled
12 You get a heart attack
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