Worst Things that Could Happen to You in Front of Your Crush

The Top Ten
1 You rip the wettest, loudest fart ever

This sounds like something I would do. I better lay off the Taco Bell.

I think it would be horrible no matter who you did this in front of.

Well, I know one girl who'd find that funny.

I once let a big wet fart go and my crush gave me a disgusted look and never talked to me again

2 Your pants rip when you bend down
3 Teacher yells at you

I'm actually really sensitive, so if the teacher yells at me, I will try to hold back my tears and end up looking ridiculous.

4 Your crush talks behind your back
5 People laugh at you
6 You accidentally hit them in the face

I totally did this to my wife (first time I met her). It wasn't a just a little bump either, it was an elbow when I swung around to get out of my seat to leave a cafe. I sat there just apologizing profusely and feeling awful because I thought she was crying; even tried to give her money to pay for her meal. Then she looks up and she's laughing her ass off. I ended up staying at that cafe for four more hours just talking with her and her friends that day. Been happily married for 10 years now.

I did this once by mistake she was mad at first until I said sorry

7 You throw up
8 You trip down the stairs

This is why I don't like stairs.

9 They catch you talking about them
10 Your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale

It always happens at the worst times.

The Contenders
11 You get a period attack and it bleeds through your light coloured pants

this is why I NEVER where light colored shorts anywhere near the day I am going to be getting my period, if I am hurting I don't where them.

Oh god no, I hope that doesn't happen! Even if it's a girl, I'll still be embarrassed.

You should calculate your exact biorhythms like I did so you'll know PRECISELY when it'll happen.

Oh, that would be so awfully tragic. I would poison myself, shoot myself, jump off a cliff, then blow myself up. (Not literally, but I would certainly cry) :,(

12 You can't hear what they are saying, so you keep saying, "what?"

This brings back a painful memory.

My crush is a camp crush so I rarely see him and didn't even know him until this summer. We rarely talked to each other, so I was so happy when one day He called my name and then started telling me something. UNFORTUNATELY I didn't hear him because my friends were being extremely loud. So then I asked him to repeat what he had said and moved closer.

He said it again and right at that minute my friend decided to shriek super loud so once again I had to move closer to him and ask him to repeat himself AGAIN!

Once again he repeated himself, and although I probably should've asked him to say it again, I just pretended that I had heard him and started nodding my head and giving him a stupid thumbs up.

*CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE*

UGHH.

This happens with me all the time. Thank God when it happens with my crush I only have to say "what?
once.

Luckily for me, this can't happen, because my crush never talks to me!

That's really annoying.

13 You bend over and your buttcrack hangs out
14 You kick them by mistake

I once kicked my crush when I was walking to my bus she was like why did you kick me for, I said sorry

I once kicked my crush running in the hallway when I had to puke she was like ouch, don't kick me

15 Your pants get water on them and everyone thinks it's pee

I have done this.

16 You walk into a wall

I ran in to a door.

17 You run into them
18 You cough or sneeze on them
19 You spill a drink on them
20 You get shoved into them

Who doesn't want that I think anyone would want to get shoved to their crush

21 You trip and fall
22 Your crush runs into you
23 Your crush finds out you like them
24 Playing embarrassing music out loud by them
25 You burp out loud

I opened my mouth to try and answer a question in class, and instead, I let out the loudest burp. My crush and I haven't talked since 0~0

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