Worst Things that Could Happen to You on a Plane

The Top Ten

It crashes

In fact, a plane recently crashed in LA. Someone got a quick video of it through a dash cam. All you could see was the plane in a frightening vertical nose dive to the pavement before it disappearing behind some buildings, so the person who caught the video didn't get to catch the explosion. The crash killed 7 people. This is something that's truly scary. - Mcgillacuddy

I would probably never fly again if my plane crashes - Randomator

Hey, you'd probably be dead, so you wouldn't have to worry about it again! - awesomedp900

I always try to avoid traveling on a plane for this reason. - PackFan2005

I would love to make an ignorant joke right now. - Not_A_Weeaboo

Someone pushes you out the window

No one could push my fat ass out the window lol

The windows are way too small for a human to fit in

It would be hard to get those windows open. They’re rock solid. - PackFan2005

Wouldn’t that be terrifying?! Good thing it’s unlikely. - MadameWolf

The pilot is a criminal who did all of the training to crash a plane on purpose

That’s what background checks are for. - PackFan2005

The person next to you loves your least favorite music artist and plays their songs really loud

Me:Imma sleep on the plane
Stranger next to me:*plays friends*
Me:*throws stranger out the window*
Me:Ah better *sleeps*

I love how this is put above situations you could die in. - DapperPickle

Oh god, that would be really annoying.

Horrible reason - PeeledBanana

Someone throws your bag out the window

I don't even think you can open the plane window, unless you want to depressurize the cabin and cause lots of problems. - Gg2000

What would make it worse is if one of your electronics like your phone are in there. - PackFan2005

Depending on what was in the bag, your trip could be ruined. - MadameWolf

Welp that would suck - Randomator

Someone looks through your bag and sees your diary

Haha they could try to read it but I have what is commonly known as Badhandwritingitis. It's their own fault if they go blind. - Britgirl

So much secret stuff in there

If I had a diary, I wouldn’t bring it to begin with. - PackFan2005

The plane food is poisoned

That would explain why it tastes so bad. - PackFan2005

All they give you on the plane is crackers, chips, and soda.

This would truly suck. - Gg2000

The pilot falls asleep

Well there’s autopilot and auto land on new planes

Then the plane will crash... MAYDAY MAYDAY WE ARE GOING DOWN! *crashes*

Well, at least there’s a co-pilot. - PackFan2005

How do pilots not fall asleep in such long airplane flights? Don’t they sleep?

Terrorists take everyone hostage

This should be number 2 or 1, I would be horrified if this happens

This is below something related to music... - PeeledBanana

The pilot dies

Oh god, that would be sad. Not only he dies, the plane crashes too

The Contenders

You get on the wrong flight

One thing: you have to go through so many security checks and things that it's gonna be hard to get on the wrong flight. Plus, each terminal gate should have a sign with the flight destination. - Gg2000

This would be unimaginably embarrassing! - MadameWolf

Instead of catching a flight to New York, you end up on a plane heading for Oslo, Norway. That’ll end well. - PackFan2005

That would be awful, I would get taken to somewhere far and probably where I don’t even know.

You post on social media that it’s a private plane but people who were on it with you say that it’s a lie

Wait isn't that an FCC violation of wave interference with the plane by using internet by going to social media if so that is quite ironic because the plane will descend and crash to the ground anyway (depends on the environment) so that is why people use airplane mode because of many leading aviation deaths due to the internet which cause wave interference(hmm this turns me on because I am thinking of the Young slit experiment) I hope I am not wrong- Kevinsidis

Lol! That would be funny!

You're next to a 3 year old who screams the entire time
A baby cries

I'd just throw the baby out the window

Snakes somehow make their way onboard

Oh no Dita Von Teese is on the plane!

Somebody call Samuel L.Jackson. - DapperPickle

You get no seat for some reason

What the heck?

People randomly yell snakes on a plane references
You pee your pants
Someone sings through the entire flight
You go on to the wrong plane and it is to North Korea
You get mad and yell at the attendant and lose your temper
Oxygen mask dropping


The plane flies in a secret area and kidnaps you all, and put you in jail where you are tied to a wall that is going to shock you in 1 nanosecond
Your plane crash lands in the middle of the ocean and starts to sink.
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