Worst Things to Do at an American Airport

The Top Ten
1 Yell "ALLAH AKBAR"

If you hear this, duck. Someone's gonna commit suicide or do something dangerously crazy

2 Put a ticking clock into your bag
3 Leave your bag while using the bathroom
4 Put bags of sugar in your suitcase
5 Put tinfoil in your pants
6 Take a really long time at ticket lines

Annoys people in any airport, no matter what country they're in. In Britain, you might get whacked in the head.

7 Play a loud shooter game
8 Take a long time at food lines
9 Walk next to a security guard
10 Cough/sneeze loudly

Ebola! Run for your lives!

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