Worst Things to Do On a Bus

The Top Ten
1 Have A Sing-Song

Ah! The bus driver will be pleased with a brilliant non-trained choir singing that masterpiece from Frozen, Let It Go. Er nope, they won't be impressed, it's not frigging Glee!

Once when I was in high school the bus driver forced one of my friends to sing a holiday song. I forgot the song, it was either 'Jingle Bells" or "The 12 days of Christmas"

So true! When I was In sixth grade, these little kids would song wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus and let it go! Thank God I don't ride on that bus anymore..

There's a group that, every morning, patrol the corridors singing rubbish from the radio, and we in the canteen always get the blame!

2 Piss Or Crap In Your Underwear

This one is especially terrible. If you have a long bus ride please remember there are no bathrooms on the bus. Use it before you get on every morning and afternoon. Not every driver will stop and some districts have policies in place that prevent them from even doing that besides everyone will be later. Some buses in the most rural areas can come as early as 4:30 in the morning and not get kids home until as late as 6:00 at night. Now even if you have just a hour or half hour bus ride most bus rides are not that long but make sure you use the restroom. I have almost done this before and my bus rides where always fairly short depending on the driver. Yes, I have even almost did it and I have witnessed it. It is terrible to have to use the restroom on the bus. Its torment so make sure to use the restroom before riding folks.

What a lovely scent! The kids in the bus will be impressed at your lovely cheap colongue!

I wondered what the chocolate brownie stain on the seats was... leaky gronts!

Not nice for anyone, least of all you!

3 Puke Everywhere

This isn't pleasant, and I know I'm a total hypocrite, but it isn't nice for the person who does it either, not just others!

Oops, I puked up my horrid lunch in my teachers bag! What shall I do?

4 Listen To Your Least Favorite Song On The Radio

Especially if it's a dull song then, yeah.

5 Dance Out Of Your Seat

I was once listening to Need To Feel Loved on my iPod on the bus, and didn't notice that I was tapping everything on the ends of my limbs and looked like a total prat. I got off that bus ASAP.

Dying an exciting death has never been so amazing!

6 Listen To "I Like Big Butts" On Full Volume

Everyone will be impressed with your big arse fetish.

You're talking about Baby Got Back right?

Why? I mean, who likes big arses?

7 Your Phone Rings And It's A Rude Ringtone

Who has a rude ringtone without the parents changing it?

I did a fart! I did a fart!

8 Take A Selfie

I was on a class trip and all of the girls next to me were taking selfies
So ANNOYING

9 Masturbate

Woohoo, lets have sex!

This is perverted

10 Cuss Really Loudly

That's precisely what a child on my bus did once. He got a write up for releasing the F bomb.

People do that every day on my school bus

The Contenders
11 Start A Fire

Build a bomfire build a bomfire put the teachers on the to put the textbooks in the middle and burn the whole lot yay lets burn the school down:-)

12 Call 911

That's illegal, unless it's an emergency!

13 Run around, jump, and headbang like crazy
14 Talk About Corpses
15 Smash the window for no reason
16 Start A Gas Pedal Flash Mob

What the hell does that mean! Don't post!

17 Do Drugs

Woohoo, lets take drugs! Whowants heroine? Who wants cocane? Who wants marujjana! Yeah! This is amasterdam, so we can do drugs here! Woohoo!

Don't do these children!

18 Throw Paper Airplanes Everywhere

Stick one in your teachers coffee mug and watch as she throws it back up! WARNING: ONLY DO THIS TO TEACHERS YOU DON'T LIKE!

19 Stuff A Bunch Of Snakes In Your Backpack And Release Them On The Bus

Yay, miss is gonna be scared lesa and shes gonna bloody wet herself

20 Twerk
21 Be Naked

I will trust you this will be a good idea.

22 Pee your pants
23 Eat your boogers
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