Worst Things to Do On a Bus


The Top Ten

1 Have A Sing-Song

Ah! The bus driver will be pleased with a brilliant non-trained choir singing that masterpiece from Frozen, Let It Go. Er nope, they won't be impressed, it's not frigging Glee! - ArpstaAmy333

There's a group that, every morning, patrol the corridors singing rubbish from the radio, and we in the canteen always get the blame!

So true! When I was In sixth grade, these little kids would song wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus and let it go! Thank God I don't ride on that bus anymore..

Sing a son with a rude word in and see if you get kicked off the bus

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2 Puke Everywhere

This isn't pleasant, and I know I'm a total hypocrite, but it isn't nice for the person who does it either, not just others!

Oops, I puked up my horrid lunch in my teachers bag! What shall I do?

Nice and pleasant for people with emetophobia! - ArpstaAmy333

This happened to me once in high school. It was so embarrassing! :(

3 Piss Or Crap In Your Underwear

Not nice for anyone, least of all you!

What a lovely scent! The kids in the bus will be impressed at your lovely cheap colongue! - ArpstaAmy333

I wondered what the chocolate brownie stain on the seats was... leaky gronts!

4 Listen To Your Least Favorite Song On The Radio

Like Baby. That would be one more thing to make me leave school. - MetalObsessed

Especially if it's a dull song then, yeah. - ArpstaAmy333

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5 Dance Out Of Your Seat

I was once listening to Need To Feel Loved on my iPod on the bus, and didn't notice that I was tapping everything on the ends of my limbs and looked like a total prat. I got off that bus ASAP. - PositronWildhawk

Dying an exciting death has never been so amazing! - ArpstaAmy333

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6 Listen To "I Like Big Butts" On Full Volume

Everyone will be impressed with your big arse fetish. - ArpstaAmy333

Why? I mean, who likes big arses?

You're talking about Baby Got Back right?

7 Your Phone Rings And It's A Rude Ringtone

Who has a rude ringtone without the parents changing it?

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8 Take A Selfie

I was on a class trip and all of the girls next to me were taking selfies

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9 Cuss Really Loudly

People do that every day on my school bus - Imreallyboredrightnow

That's precisely what a child on my bus did once. He got a write up for releasing the F bomb. - RockFashionista

10 Start A Gas Pedal Flash Mob

What the hell does that mean! Don't post!

The Contenders

11 Masturbate

Woohoo, lets have sex!

This is perverted - Ihateschool

12 Do Drugs

Woohoo, lets take drugs! Whowants heroine? Who wants cocane? Who wants marujjana! Yeah! This is amasterdam, so we can do drugs here! Woohoo!

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13 Start A Fire

Build a bomfire build a bomfire put the teachers on the to put the textbooks in the middle and burn the whole lot yay lets burn the school down:-)

14 Throw Paper Airplanes Everywhere

Stick one in your teachers coffee mug and watch as she throws it back up! WARNING: ONLY DO THIS TO TEACHERS YOU DON'T LIKE!

15 Stuff A Bunch Of Snakes In Your Backpack And Release Them On The Bus

Yay, miss is gonna be scared lesa and shes gonna bloody wet herself

16 Call 911

That's illegal, unless it's an emergency!

17 Twerk

I'm twirking with my ARSE!

18 Run around, jump, and headbang like crazy

Bluefrostofthunderclan, I totally agree with you!

19 Be Naked

I will trust you this will be a good idea.

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