Top Ten Worst Things to Do In the Dark

If you take the risk and do that don't him him in the balls (assuming he is a guy).

Snakes or Jason Voorhees. Pick your poison

Without a tent I mean.

Maybe you'll end up with a deer by the end of it.

You here that crunch? That's you totaling you're car.

This really should be number one

Next thing you know, you'll hear a slithery voice saying," What's he got in his pockets." Run, Bilbo, run.

Hey, a lot of astronomical observations HAVE to take place in the dark!

Hm... my hypotheses is that I can only stay out in ghe dark for 30 minutes.