Top Ten Worst Things to Do at a Funeral

The worst things to do when someone dies! LOL XD I had so much fun making this list.

The Top Ten

1 Try to lighten the mood by saying "It's not a big loss"

That's like being at the gym and a woman asks you if she can use the machine you're on, and you say "Sure, no problem. You need it more than I do." - Mcgillacuddy

Stupidest quote ever! - Goku02


So mean - 0744rose

2 Laugh

Now that's away to get kicked out of the funeral. By the way anyone else noticed the word fun is in the word funeral?

Reminds me of the song "Haha your dead! " - Neonco31

That's very insulting - Mcgillacuddy

Don't. Just... don't. - Goku02

3 Say "This has partly solved the problem of overpopulation!"

It's highly likely that you'll get a punch in the face! - Goku02

That is suicide lol - TwilightKitsune

Good one.

4 Make fun of the dead person and his/her family members

If you do this, then your funeral may be coming. - 906389

Then your funeral's next - TwilightKitsune


5 Jump on the coffin

Okay, maybe people can do some of the stuff on this list by accident without thinking, but who in their right mind would do this? - Mcgillacuddy

Like Johnny English.
"You know you're just gonna dig it up again! "

6 Point at the crying people's red noses and shout "look! Tomatoes!"

Huh? I don't find this funny...

7 Smoke

Don't they already do?

8 Dress like a clown

Awkward in a group of people dressed in complete black.

9 Sing the Dora theme song

What? Well, that's really random.

One of the worst things to do period. - shawnmccaul22

10 Fart really loud

SO true.

The Contenders

11 Twerk

Twerking needs to be banned in this world.

To "We Can't Stop" by Miley Cyrus or "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj.

12 Sing "ding dong the witch is dead"


13 Tell jokes

It's kind of rude in my opinion. - Goku02

14 Poke the dead body

That would be GROSS.

15 Pee on the coffin


16 Try to catch a Charizard underneath the coffin on Pokemon Go

Lol. How is that possible? - Neonco31

17 Sing "Ha Ha You're Dead" by Green Day
18 Knock over the coffin
19 Steal everything on the corpse and then sing the Thomas the Tank Engine theme
20 Pee on the Corpse


21 Whistle out of boredom
22 Mistake it for a wedding

Uh, I actually did this... once... when I was 4 years old. Maybe the only reason no-one scolded me is because I was too young. - Goku02

OW... that would be very awwkkkward.

23 Drawing on a dead person's face
24 Say "Should I put the kettle on?"

I don't get it.

25 Play video games
26 Say "I have to go to the bathroom"

The guys like "Ruby was a brave, kind-" Then jump up and say "I have to go to the bathroom." And everyone else is disgusted.

27 Look at your phone
28 Say the death was a good thing

Just like what Gamecubesarecool193 said about Kylie... - TwilightKitsune

29 Do a face swap on Snapchat with the dead person
30 Play a Meghan Trainor single
31 Throw a surprise party for the victim's family

Complete with streamers, balloons, noisemakers, and a cake.

32 Sing "Celebration"
33 Say, "I've got one less problem without you."
34 Text your friends
35 Shout "Allahu Akbar!"
36 Blast trap music
37 Walk in and say "Don't call anybody!" before pepper spraying the minister
38 Die
39 Dance naked
40 Shout "This person deserves it!"
41 The Conga
42 Sing “Party In The USA” by Miley Cyrus
43 Kiss the corpse

They dead.

44 Prank the corpse

Stop knock it off.

45 Swear at the dead body
46 Take the dead body and run away
47 Spank the corpse
48 Fart on the corpse

Ew disgusting

49 Say "He Was Already Dead to Me..."

It's just RUDE!

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Top Remixes

1. Laugh
2. Try to lighten the mood by saying "It's not a big loss"
3. Say "This has partly solved the problem of overpopulation!"


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