Top Ten Worst Things to Do at a Funeral

Goku02
The worst things to do when someone dies! LOL XD I had so much fun making this list.

The Top Ten

1 Try to lighten the mood by saying "It's not a big loss"

That's like being at the gym and a woman asks you if she can use the machine you're on, and you say "Sure, no problem. You need it more than I do." - Mcgillacuddy

Stupidest quote ever! - Goku02

Ouch.

So mean - 0744rose

2 Laughing

Now that's away to get kicked out of the funeral. By the way anyone else noticed the word fun is in the word funeral?

Reminds me of the song "Haha your dead! " - Neonco31

That's very insulting - Mcgillacuddy

Don't. Just... don't. - Goku02

3 Say "This has partly solved the problem of overpopulation!"

It's highly likely that you'll get a punch in the face! - Goku02

That is suicide lol - TwilightKitsune

Good one.

4 Make fun of the dead person and his/her family members

If you do this, then your funeral may be coming. - 906389

Then your funeral's next - TwilightKitsune

CRUEL.

5 Jumping on the coffin

Okay, maybe people can do some of the stuff on this list by accident without thinking, but who in their right mind would do this? - Mcgillacuddy

Like Johnny English.
"You know you're just gonna dig it up again! "

6 Pointing at the crying people's red noses and shout "Look! Tomatoes!"

Huh? I don't find this funny...

7 Smoking

Don't they already do?

8 Dress like a clown

Awkward in a group of people dressed in complete black.

9 Sing the Dora theme song

What? Well, that's really random.

One of the worst things to do period. - shawnmccaul22

10 Fart really loud

SO true.

The Newcomers

? Sing “Party In The USA” by Miley Cyrus
? The Conga

The Contenders

11 Twerk

To "We Can't Stop" by Miley Cyrus or "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj.

Twerking needs to be banned in this world.

12 Telling jokes

It's kind of rude in my opinion. - Goku02

13 Pee on the coffin

Weird

14 Try to catch a Charizard underneath the coffin on Pokemon Go

Lol. How is that possible? - Neonco31

15 Sing "Ha Ha You're Dead" by Green Day to them
16 Knock over the coffin
17 Sing "ding dong the witch is dead"

LMFAO

18 Whistling out of boredom
19 Mistake it for a wedding

Uh, I actually did this... once... when I was 4 years old. Maybe the only reason no-one scolded me is because I was too young. - Goku02

OW... that would be very awwkkkward.

20 Poking a dead body

That would be GROSS.

21 Drawing on a dead person's face
22 Say "Should I put the kettle on?"

I don't get it.

23 Play video games
24 Say "I have to go to the bathroom"

The guys like "Ruby was a brave, kind-" Then jump up and say "I have to go to the bathroom." And everyone else is disgusted.

25 Look at your phone
26 Say the death was a good thing

Just like what Gamecubesarecool193 said about Kylie... - TwilightKitsune

27 Do a face swap on Snapchat with the dead person
28 Play a Meghan Trainor Single
29 Throw a Surprise Party for the Victim's Family

Complete with streamers, balloons, noisemakers, and a cake.

30 Sing "Celebration"
31 Say, "I've Got One Less Problem Without You."
32 Text Your Friends During The Funeral
33 Laugh at The Dead Person
34 Shout "Allahu Akbar!"
35 Laugh and fart all the way through it while eating popcorn
36 Blast trap music
37 Walk in and say "Don't call anybody!" before pepper spraying the minister
38 Die
39 Dance naked
40 Shout "This person deserves it!"
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