Top Ten Worst Things to Do at a Funeral

The worst things to do when someone dies! LOL XD I had so much fun making this list.

The Top Ten

1 Try to lighten the mood by saying "It's not a big loss"

That's like being at the gym and a woman asks you if she can use the machine you're on, and you say "Sure, no problem. You need it more than I do." - Mcgillacuddy

Stupidest quote ever! - Goku02


So mean - 0744rose

2 Say "This has partly solved the problem of overpopulation!"

It's highly likely that you'll get a punch in the face! - Goku02

That is suicide lol - TwilightKitsune

Good one.

3 Laughing

Now that's away to get kicked out of the funeral. By the way anyone else noticed the word fun is in the word funeral?

Reminds me of the song "Haha your dead! " - Neonco31

That's very insulting - Mcgillacuddy

Don't. Just... don't. - Goku02

4 Make fun of the dead person and his/her family members

If you do this, then your funeral may be coming. - 906389

Then your funeral's next - TwilightKitsune


5 Jumping on the coffin

Okay, maybe people can do some of the stuff on this list by accident without thinking, but who in their right mind would do this? - Mcgillacuddy

Like Johnny English.
"You know you're just gonna dig it up again! "

6 Pointing at the crying people's red noses and shout "Look! Tomatoes!"

Huh? I don't find this funny...

7 Smoking

Don't they already do?

8 Dress like a clown

Awkward in a group of people dressed in complete black.

9 Sing the Dora theme song

One of the worst things to do period. - shawnmccaul22

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10 Fart really loud

That is gross to do any public place. - Music_Lover123

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The Newcomers

? Shout "This person deserves it!"

The Contenders

11 Twerk

To "We Can't Stop" by Miley Cyrus or "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj.

Twerking needs to be banned in this world.

12 Telling jokes

It's kind of rude in my opinion. - Goku02

13 Pee on the coffin


14 Try to catch a Charizard underneath the coffin on Pokemon Go

Lol. How is that possible? - Neonco31

15 Sing "Ha Ha You're Dead" by Green Day to them
16 Knock over the coffin
17 Whistling out of boredom
18 Mistake it for a wedding

Uh, I actually did this... once... when I was 4 years old. Maybe the only reason no-one scolded me is because I was too young. - Goku02

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19 Poking a dead body

That would be GROSS.

20 Drawing on a dead person's face
21 Say "Should I put the kettle on?"

I don't get it.

22 Play video games
23 Say "I have to go to the bathroom"

The guys like "Ruby was a brave, kind-" Then jump up and say "I have to go to the bathroom." And everyone else is disgusted.

24 Look at your phone
25 Say the death was a good thing

Just like what Gamecubesarecool193 said about Kylie... - TwilightKitsune

26 Do a face swap on Snapchat with the dead person
27 Play a Meghan Trainor Single
28 Throw a Surprise Party for the Victim's Family

Complete with streamers, balloons, noisemakers, and a cake.

29 Sing "Celebration"
30 Say, "I've Got One Less Problem Without You."
31 Text Your Friends During The Funeral
32 Laugh at The Dead Person
33 Shout "Allahu Akbar!"
34 Laugh and fart all the way through it while eating popcorn
35 Blast trap music
36 Walk in and say "Don't call anybody!" before pepper spraying the minister
37 Sing "ding dong the witch is dead"
38 Die
39 Dance naked
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