Top Ten Worst Things to Do at a Funeral

Goku02
The worst things to do when someone dies! LOL XD I had so much fun making this list.

The Top Ten

1 Try to lighten the mood by saying "It's not a big loss"

That's like being at the gym and a woman asks you if she can use the machine you're on, and you say "Sure, no problem. You need it more than I do." - Mcgillacuddy

Stupidest quote ever! - Goku02

I better not say this because people will be saying this at my funeral - Lucretia

Yah, it's not a big loss - GamerMike35

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2 Say "This has partly solved the problem of overpopulation!"

It's highly likely that you'll get a punch in the face! - Goku02

That is suicide lol - TwilightKitsune

Or abortion. that's what you say after someone gets a abortion - Lucretia

Good one.

3 Laughing

Now that's away to get kicked out of the funeral. By the way anyone else noticed the word fun is in the word funeral?

Reminds me of the song "Haha your dead! " - Neonco31

That's very insulting - Mcgillacuddy

That's going to get you kicked nless your saying a joke or something - Lucretia

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4 Make fun of the dead person and his/her family members

If you do this, then your funeral may be coming. - 906389

That's going to get you laughed at. Plus if you did that stuff all the time how did you get invited anyways - Lucretia

Then your funeral's next - TwilightKitsune

CRUEL.

5 Jumping on the coffin

Okay, maybe people can do some of the stuff on this list by accident without thinking, but who in their right mind would do this? - Mcgillacuddy

Yes I'm having so much fun jumpiing on it - GamerMike35

Like Johnny English.
"You know you're just gonna dig it up again! "

6 Pointing at the crying people's red noses and shout "Look! Tomatoes!" V 1 Comment
7 Smoking V 1 Comment
8 Dress like a clown

Awkward in a group of people dressed in complete black.

9 Sing the Dora theme song

One of the worst things to do period. - shawnmccaul22

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10 Fart really loud

That is gross to do any public place. - Music_Lover123

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The Contenders

11 Telling jokes V 1 Comment
12 Try to catch a Charizard underneath the coffin on Pokemon Go V 1 Comment
13 Sing "Ha Ha You're Dead" by Green Day to them
14 Twerk

To "We Can't Stop" by Miley Cyrus or "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj.

15 Knock over the coffin
16 Whistling out of boredom
17 Mistake it for a wedding

Uh, I actually did this... once... when I was 4 years old. Maybe the only reason no-one scolded me is because I was too young. - Goku02

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18 Poking a dead body V 1 Comment
19 Drawing on a dead person's face

That's just rude. Unless they traumatized and tortured you... - Lucretia

20 Say "Should I put the kettle on?" V 1 Comment
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