Top Ten Worst Things to Do at a Rock or Metal Concert

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The Top Ten

1 Wear a Justin Bieber T-shirt

You'll get weird looks and you might even get crushed in the mosh pit. - RogerMcBaloney

Keep prepared those hospital and medical expenses. - Kiteretsunu

All of those distinctive faces... - PositronWildhawk

I'm sure the person who does this will have a fun time at the mosh pits - Toucan

2 Shout "One Direction is better than Metallica!"
3 Grab the mic and say "Attention please, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

I would do this. - nintendofan126

I'd Totally Do That - BeatlesFan1964

What's wrong with Ol' Slim?

I have to say one thing: I would laugh so
hard in the crowd and couldn't stop laughing
:"D - CannibalCorpse

4 Say that Dave Mustaine sounds like Bieber
5 Say that Baby is a better song than Stairway to Heaven

How is this metal concert related? - Alkadikce

Everybody would start throwing stuff at you you. - nintendofan126

Baby is not a better song than Stairway to Heaven. Only song I can think of that is better is "One" - Metallica.

6 Say that Lil Wayne is a better guitarist than Slash, Richie Sambora, Jimi Hendrix, Eddy Van Halen, and Kirk Hammett

You forgot to mention Eric Clapton and Jimmy Page. - Rpemk

Don't forget Synyster Gates - Lem

Don't forget Jimmy page and mustaine - Toucan

Pat O'Brian is missed here - CannibalCorpse

7 Say that all rock and metal is the devil's music

You'll just get laughed at by everyone there. - RogerMcBaloney

You'll wake up in the ER with multiple cuts and bruises that will disfigure your face so badly that you will barely be recognizable to anyone. - Pegasister12

Well I'm sure you'll be spending a lot on unexpected hospital bills! - Toucan

8 Say that Guns n Roses should collaborate with Miley Cyrus

Some items here have very little relevance to a metal concert like it says in the list title - Alkadikce

This should NEVER happen.

Taylor Swift and definitely Leopard was bad enough

Miley Cyrus and Moby was bad enough.

9 Compare Bohemian Rhapsody to Stupid Hoe
10 Say that Kanye West is better than Ozzy Osbourne

The Contenders

11 Claim that Insane Clown Posse is better than Slipknot

Corey Taylor will beat you to the hospital. - Userguy44

I'd rather listen to lyrics like "I'M SIIICK! "

Than to : "F****** magnets, how do they work? "

AND NO I don't like hip hop! - CannibalCorpse

12 Say that tattoos are for emos
13 Say that metal isn't proper music

Neither is Justin Bieber's music. - Pegasister12

14 Shout that Rock Sucks

This would make me so angry. - nintendofan126

15 Say that metal is talentless and gay

Pop is talentless and gay. - RogerMcBaloney

I can't believe Gay is still being used as a bad word.

16 Twerk in a Mosh Pit
17 Say Angus Young sucks at guitar

He kinda does. I love rock and metal but this guy is boring - Johnnyt800

18 Say that Nicki Minaj trumps any metal band

A friend of mine said this in public once. Did not go over well with the metalheads. I'm surprised he's still alive.

19 Shout that Lil Wayne is a better guitarist than Jimmy Page
20 Dab
21 Say that heavy metal is the devil's music

Umm... Hello! No. 9!

22 Shout That Justin Bieber is Better Than the Foo Fighters
23 Yell out that Metallica is horrible

It depends, at a Megadeth concert this would make you popular - Alkadikce

I do not want to see another disaster like that where James says he is a Tablet.

"I AM THE TABLE! " bad lyrics & bad album
BUT Metallica are not horrible if you like them - CannibalCorpse

24 Say that Justin Bieber is better than Linkin Park

Metalheads hate both so what's so infuriating for a metal concert's community about this? - Alkadikce

Linkin Park are way better. - Rorywilbren

25 Say that Friday is a better song than Smells Like Teen Spirit

Nirvana fans hate Smells Like Teen Spirit so this wouldn't harm you much - Alkadikce

26 Request "Summer of '69"

That happened once at a Ryan Adams concert. Some fool requested the Bryan Adams hit and got forced to leave.

27 Say that Blood on the Dance Floor is better than Marilyn Manson
28 Say that metal music is just people screaming senseless words
29 Start a Fight In The Pit

Isn’t that what you are supposed to do in a pit? - Userguy44

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