Worst Things to Eat


The Top Ten

1 Poop

because poop is disgusting, and know one in the right mind would eat it, I mean the smell is just enough to put you of not forgetting the look of it.

Are you choking, ER... joking? I mean what the heck it will taste nasty never mind smell, you'll become the most ill-est person on earth, never mind earth, in the universe!

It teasing like rotten garbage

2 Yourself

HAHAHAHAHAHA so true. I probably won't mind though :P

Do you disappear or get twice as large?

How can people do that actually


3 People

You'll end up just like Shia Labeouf, as a cannibal.

This is just reminding me about vampire

What abour Justin Bieber? Isn't it good to eat him?

4 Fire

This isn't that bad, I burned my marshmallow too much while roasting marshmallows and I still ate it

How the hell can you EAT fire? It's a gas - Jackhammer619

Yea,my marshmallow turned black

5 Broken glass

It's like eating ice,but it's not cold,in fact,glass has no flavor

Unless you count the blood coming out of the cuts in your mouth. - FluffyBanana

6 Cactus

No one wants to eat cactus

Your lip will be pokey

That will be a bummer if you eat it,you have to get surgery and get like 100 piercing spines removed from your throwt

7 Spiders

Now there will be cobwebs in your intestines.

My friend did this once

8 Snakes Snakes Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes that can be distinguished from legless lizards by their lack of eyelids and external ears. About 600 species are venomous, some of which can be fatal to humans if no medical help is sought.

They will eat u first

9 Poison Ivy
10 Fried Goat Liver

Why would anybody eat origins woth blood

The Contenders

11 Toe cheese
12 Metal
13 A Couch
14 Millipedes Millipedes Millipedes are a group of arthropods that are characterised by having two pairs of jointed legs on most body segments; they are known scientifically as the class Diplopoda, the name being derived from this feature.
15 Hair
16 Rotten Cheese
17 Play Doh
18 Apple iPhone

I hope the insurance company don't find out

19 Raw Fish
20 A Bone
21 Rocky Mountain Oysters
22 Frog Legs
23 School Lunches

My school lunch is awful

24 Ear Wax
25 Helminth
26 Grubs
27 Roasted Spiders
28 Plain Bread

At least to me its disgusting

29 Dirty Underwear
30 Century Egg
31 A Tire
32 Your Own Vomit
33 Turbo Lax Milkshake

That will really mess up your digestive system

34 A Cockroach
35 Bat Sushi

I would like to have one actually... - FladevousEniker

36 Frog Soup
37 Apple Soup
38 Squid Ice Cream
39 Snake
40 Cyanide
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