Worst Things to Fight a Shark With

If you should ever see a shark: Remember, better get yourself eaten than fight with some of these!

The Top Ten

1 A water pistol

It's not very effective - CastlevaniaFanboy128

2 A piece of meat

The blood makes them even more angry and let them want to eat you even more! - CastlevaniaFanboy128

3 A Nicki Minaj album

That's torture for humans, not sharks!

4 A nuclear bomb
5 Another shark

Shark + Shark = 2 Sharks - CastlevaniaFanboy128

6 The boat you're standing on

That's the extreme of human stupidity! - CastlevaniaFanboy128

7 A flamethrower

Water and Fire! You know the rest of the story! - CastlevaniaFanboy128

8 Money

Here Shark, take my entire money and don't eat me! - CastlevaniaFanboy128

9 The power of friendship

This isn't My Little Sharks! It's a list for people when you're bored. - Untildawn8

If Nightmare Moon could be defeated by it then so could a shark! - RiverClanRocks

10 A solar powered shotgun

But the suns rays even penetrate to a short dept...at night I could understand - Toucan

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