Worst Things to Fight a Shark With

If you should ever see a shark: Remember, better get yourself eaten than fight with some of these!
The Top Ten
1 A water pistol
2 A piece of meat
3 A Nicki Minaj album

That's torture for humans, not sharks!

4 A nuclear bomb
5 Another shark
6 The boat you're standing on
7 A flamethrower
8 Money
9 The power of friendship

This isn't My Little Sharks! It's a list for people when you're bored.

If Nightmare Moon could be defeated by it then so could a shark!

10 A solar powered shotgun

But the suns rays even penetrate to a short dept...at night I could understand

The Contenders
11 A Banana
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