Top Ten Worst Things to Find Inside Your Head

The Top Ten
1 A Flesh-Eating Insect

Imagine you offer your body to science, they cut open you head and half your brain is gone. 0_0

Kept up by a quiet, echoing munching noise is not the way to go.

This actually happened to someone once.

2 Nuclear Waste

Mind working on nuclear isotopes will be an interesting theory.

How does that even get in there?

3 A Microchip

There was a low humming noise nearby. I looked up, saw five small black disk-looking things, and the next thing I remember, was on the train to work. By the way, this is a true story. I get a clicking noise in the back of my head most nights, right before I fall asleep...

I think that I was abducted by aliens near my local supermarket and they planted it there to learn more about the human species. I think they wasted their time using me as a subject.

This make me wonder...what if we are a game played by the player God?!

I wouldn't. Be surprise if Sweden gave me one because they brain wash all anyway

4 A Pneumatic Drill
5 An Alien Controlling Everything

There's one in my brother's head, I'm sure.

6 A Smaller Brain Than You Thought It Was
7 A Hamster on a Wheel

Probably the source of energy for my brain. Who knows?

8 A Penis
9 A Tampon
10 An M&M

Eminem is taller than me so he won't fit in my head. But at least his music is good.

The Contenders
11 A Tumor

That will be the worst of course. And the worst thing is that it is possible.

If I found a tumor in my head, I would just put myself out of my misery.

12 Shards

If that was in your head, people would notice.

Ah, more like just one shard...of London!

13 A Bird Nest
14 Rotten Eggs
15 Poop
16 A Brain
17 Plankton
18 A Crayon

This is actually why Homer Simpson is such a moron, he has a crayon in his brain.

And that's why most people act like homer.

19 A Condom

Why the heck would you want one in your head?

20 Tumbleweed
21 A Foot
22 Needles
23 Magnets
24 A Toy Car

So that was that banging noise in my head!

25 A Rotating Ninjablade

There is one rotating in my head. I can feel it.

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