Top Ten Worst Things To Find Inside Your Head


The Top Ten

1 A Flesh-Eating Insect

Kept up by a quiet, echoing munching noise is not the way to go. - PositronWildhawk

Imagine you offer your body to science, they cut open you head and half your brain is gone. 0_0

In school we call it Prion or Mad cow Disease

Oh no,just NO,where's the removal - Nateawesomeness

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2 Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Barney, and Dora Together In a Band


Add Miley and the whole world would end

No... Just no I wouldn't stay on any planet with this stupid combination

Lady gaga playing guitar, JB singer, Barnay is the drums, and dora is the flute. - TimmyTurner

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3 Nuclear Waste

Mind working on nuclear isotopes will be an interesting theory. - Kiteretsunu

How does that even get in there?

I hope it makes you smarter!

4 A Microchip

There was a low humming noise nearby. I looked up, saw five small black disk-looking things, and the next thing I remember, was on the train to work. By the way, this is a true story. I get a clicking noise in the back of my head most nights, right before I fall asleep... - Britgirl

I think that I was abducted by aliens near my local supermarket and they planted it there to learn more about the human species. I think they wasted their time using me as a subject. - Britgirl

How did you arise to that conclusion? - PositronWildhawk

This make me wonder...what if we are a game played by the player God?! - CerealGuy

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5 A Pneumatic Drill

That would kill you if it turned on

6 An Alien Controlling Everything

There's one in my brother's head, I'm sure. - PositronWildhawk

7 An Axe

Betty White GETS Revenge! - SuperBacca

Baccas For The Win!

8 An Annoying and Catchy Song

Just want to locate the parts of my brain that have these songs and have them removed. I just hope the surgeons are well qualified. - PositronWildhawk

I have this. There's this song "Lay La Lay" I don't know the title, but it's so annoying but catchy and wont come off my mind - DubstepLover

Every song that I listen to gets stuck in my head - kidlava111

Gravity falls theme song

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9 A Smaller Brain Than You Thought It Was

I can think of a number of people who might get this shock - PositronWildhawk

Wats 9+10=19 YOUR TO DUMB FOR TEAM Awesomeness the awnser was 21!

The size of Homer Simpson's Brain... 0_0

10 A Hamster On A Wheel

Probably the source of energy for my brain. Who knows? - Kiteretsunu

The Contenders

11 Shards

Ah, more like just one shard...of London! - Britgirl

If that was in your head, people would notice. - PositronWildhawk

12 An M&M

Eminem is taller than me so he won't fit in my head. But at least his music is good. - AlphaQ

It may be your memory bank because of the 'M' on front.

Creepy talking M&Ms

13 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

The irritating "songs" and his voice will get into your head and drive you crazy. Once you think of it, you'd never think of anything but hatred for him.

How can Justin Bieber be in your head? - SuperBacca

This has to be lower since Justin Bieber is to big to fit in my head. - AlphaQ

Hey justin haters! lets play simon says!
simon says: Pick your nose!
simon says: Spin around!
simon says: It's time to stop! - Officialpen

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14 Dumb Songs Stuck In There
15 A Tumor

That will be the worst of course. And the worst thing is that it is possible. - Kiteretsunu

I don't even wanna think about a tumor in my head or a clot.

I don't wanna have brain tumor. - Animefan12

If I found a tumor in my head, I would just put myself out of my misery. - Nerdface2000

16 A Tampon

What the...? - Copenhagen

17 A Birds Nest
18 Rotten Eggs and Ginger
19 Sexual Thoughts

Unless if you have a dirty mind

Are they bad? (laugh out loud! ) - Fan_of_Good_Music

...Ew. I must be the only sixteen-year-old who wants to remain virgin. Yup. This is why no one likes me. - Copenhagen

20 The Shard

You would look pretty bloody silly. Haha! The SHARD embedded in your head! Priceless! - Britgirl

Any landmark embedded in your head would be bad - PositronWildhawk

Yeah, like I got the Gherkin stuck in my head. - ethanmeinster

Me: why is the shard in my head
Passes out due to blood loss - samanime

21 The Person You Still Love That Has Left You

I thought I got over her... - ethanmeinster

22 A Brain

A brain is supposed to be in there - 2storm

It isn't a dumb organ! - Animefan12

23 Plankton

You won't notice it when he shifts into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! (I had to put that a terrorist forced me to put it in there)

Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

24 Nothingness

Many people have it, or don't have it, or how is it? Laugh out loud

You would have at least something, or maybe... Not - Animefan12

25 A Crayon

And that's why most people act like homer.

Become a real life homer

This is actually why Homer Simpson is such a moron, he has a crayon in his brain.

26 A Condom

Why the heck would you want one in your head? - Kiteretsunu

27 Tumbleweed
28 A Duck
29 PositronWildhawk

Definitely something's wrong with the one who put this option. Hey guy (the putter) you'd better go to doctor! - Fan_of_Good_Music

Would he lecture my brain? Oh wait, my brain is cramped with information... - Pony

Well someone has devotion... - ethanmeinster

30 A Penis
31 Bubsy 3D

Who keeps on puting this game on the lists!

32 A Foot
33 Needles

Only if it was noodles! - Animefan12

34 Magnets
35 A Toy Car

So that was that banging noise in my head!

36 Verne Troyer
37 Satan

Well that would suck. Time to get a new body. - ethanmeinster

38 A Rotating Ninjablade

That would do more than keep me awake - PositronWildhawk

There is one rotating in my head. I can feel it. - Kiteretsunu

39 Voices That Aren't Yours

That'd drive me crazy

40 A Hand
41 A Bra
42 Another Person
43 Blue Tape
44 Bad Brain Breath

... I don't even...

45 Green Eggs And Ham
46 A Copy Of 'The Alchemist'
47 The Grey Little Cells
48 A Bullet

That's possible. A shooting case victim probably. - Kiteretsunu

49 Britgirl
50 Jackie Evancho Jackie Evancho Jacqueline Marie "Jackie" Evancho (born April 9, 2000) is an American classical crossover singer who gained wide recognition at an early age and, since 2009, has issued an EP and seven albums, including a platinum and gold album and three Billboard 200 top 10 debuts. Evancho's 2017 album, Two Hearts, more.

Why is Jackie on this list? She's the hottest girl

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