Top Ten Worst Things to Find Inside Your Head

The Top Ten

1 A Flesh-Eating Insect

Kept up by a quiet, echoing munching noise is not the way to go.

Imagine you offer your body to science, they cut open you head and half your brain is gone. 0_0

In school we call it Prion or Mad cow Disease

This actually happened to someone once.

2 Nuclear Waste

Mind working on nuclear isotopes will be an interesting theory.

I hope it makes you smarter!

How does that even get in there?

3 A Microchip


There was a low humming noise nearby. I looked up, saw five small black disk-looking things, and the next thing I remember, was on the train to work. By the way, this is a true story. I get a clicking noise in the back of my head most nights, right before I fall asleep...

I think that I was abducted by aliens near my local supermarket and they planted it there to learn more about the human species. I think they wasted their time using me as a subject.

How did you arise to that conclusion?

I wouldn't. Be surprise if Sweden gave me one because they brain wash all anyway

4 A Pneumatic Drill

That would kill you if it turned on

5 An Alien Controlling Everything

There's one in my brother's head, I'm sure.

6 A Smaller Brain Than You Thought It Was

I can think of a number of people who might get this shock

Wats 9+10=19 YOUR TO DUMB FOR TEAM Awesomeness the awnser was 21!

The size of Homer Simpson's Brain... 0_0

7 A Hamster on a Wheel

Probably the source of energy for my brain. Who knows?

8 A Tumor

That will be the worst of course. And the worst thing is that it is possible.

I don't even wanna think about a tumor in my head or a clot.

I don't wanna have brain tumor.

If I found a tumor in my head, I would just put myself out of my misery.

9 A Tampon

What the...?

10 An M&M

Eminem is taller than me so he won't fit in my head. But at least his music is good.

It may be your memory bank because of the 'M' on front.

Creepy talking M&Ms

The Contenders

11 Shards

Ah, more like just one shard...of London!

If that was in your head, people would notice.

12 A Penis
13 A Bird Nest
14 Rotten Eggs
15 A Brain

It isn't a dumb organ!

A brain is supposed to be in there

16 Plankton

You won't notice it when he shifts into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! (I had to put that a terrorist forced me to put it in there)

oh god he found my secret formula!

Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

17 Poop
18 A Crayon

And that's why most people act like homer.

Become a real life homer

This is actually why Homer Simpson is such a moron, he has a crayon in his brain.

19 A Condom

Why the heck would you want one in your head?

20 Tumbleweed
21 A Foot
22 Needles

Only if it was noodles!

23 Magnets
24 A Toy Car

So that was that banging noise in my head!

25 A Rotating Ninjablade

That would do more than keep me awake

There is one rotating in my head. I can feel it.

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