Top Ten Worst Things to Find Next to You In Your Bed As You Wake UpPositronWildhawk This is one reason why I don't drink. I don't want to be in any of these situations.
The Top Ten
I thought Justin Bieber was going to be number one but that's pretty bad too.
With that creepy face of hers staring right back at your face when you wake up
Shocking how Justin isn't number 1 here. - Minecraftcrazy530
I would punch her in the face. Chuck Norris is better than nicki minaj by googolplex pointsV 7 Comments
I hope I didn't do THAT With them because then I would die
I would probably die. - SammySpore
We should not say like that!
Sorry to bug you, but this will beetle your nightmares. And sorry if that wasp the worst pun moth all. - PositronWildhawk
Depends on the insect. If it's a large and beautiful insect, then I'd say it's my lucky day - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
... Ever been to China? Just kidding, but I really do hate bugs! - keycha1n
Yuck! I HATE ALL BUGS ESPECIALLY SPIDERS AND TARANTULAS. - Curtis_HuberV 3 Comments
How is this without a comment? A corpse beside me in bed would make me mental for life!
This would be very scary
" You have to work here too. Muhaha! - funnyuser
Certainly a sticky situation. - PositronWildhawk
Well, at least you won't be afraid of their probe anymore. - PositronWildhawk
Predator or xenomorph would both kill you
To be honest, I'd rather not be able to see it. Xenomorph would thus be worse. - PositronWildhawk
GET AWAY FROM ME!
*Pulls out a gun* - aarond90
Next day..."Justin beiber found dead in mans bed of 1000 stab wounds" this man declared as hero
RUN! RUN RUN RUN RUN - KittytheWolf
These hate jokes are getting so old.
Pen from bfdi
Dear person who puts Justin on every list...
IT'S TIME TO STOP!
NO MORE! - Officialpen
How the f*** did you get out from under the bed? Oh well, get out. So that's why it was too hot to sleep last night. - ethanmeinster
Someone would put an incest joke here :(
(Redneck Daryll pops up)
Redneck Daryll: What if it's your husband or wife? Then it won't be scary
What's up sibling *takes out a kunai* if You value your life You'll evacuate my premises immediately - Sasukes_Princess
Ugh! Especially the kind with bits of carrot in. - Britgirl
Pure disgusting id probably never sleep in the same bed after that. - egnomac
AKA Caillou's Secret Sister
If shes hot then I'm down
How is this bad
No, not the twerking!
YEA! GET YOUR TWERK ON Miley! I'M ALL YOURS!
Benson Put This on The List
When I wake up and hear stupido music and auto tune it's out the door and escape for me
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life - Curtis_Huber
Thanks Top Tens
You Ruined My Childhood
That would be scary. - Curtis_Huber
Seriously, look it up. It's creepy enough as it is, but imagine waking up to find it staring at you.
Well, at least it's only next to your unharmed flesh. No... Don't roll over! - PositronWildhawk
Who is the victim? Who did it? - MyRockets345
Two ways to escape number one: get mentally insane and yell out let me outta here countless times or just jump out the window
JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
I would love it if I find him
Dora: Time to get ready for school! Let's go! Where are we going *Clap clap clap* School! Wait! I can't find my backpack! Where is it?
Me: Dora, it's on your back.
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