Top Ten Worst Things to Find Next to You In Your Bed As You Wake UpThis is one reason why I don't drink. I don't want to be in any of these situations.
The Top Ten
I thought Justin Bieber was going to be number one but that's pretty bad too.
With that creepy face of hers staring right back at your face when you wake up
I hope this never, ever happens to me.
Shocking how Justin isn't number 1 here. - Minecraftcrazy530
I hope I didn't do THAT With them because then I would die
I would probably die. - SammySpore
We should not say like that!
SWEET HOME ALABAMA - RoseWeasley
Sorry to bug you, but this will beetle your nightmares. And sorry if that wasp the worst pun moth all. - PositronWildhawk
Depends on the insect. If it's a large and beautiful insect, then I'd say it's my lucky day - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
... Ever been to China? Just kidding, but I really do hate bugs! - keycha1n
It's remind me to spider in the movie
How is this without a comment? A corpse beside me in bed would make me mental for life!
This would be very scary
" You have to work here too. Muhaha! - funnyuser
Well, at least you won't be afraid of their probe anymore. - PositronWildhawk
Predator or xenomorph would both kill you
To be honest, I'd rather not be able to see it. Xenomorph would thus be worse. - PositronWildhawk
I would hate that only if they didn't came in peace.
GET AWAY FROM ME!
*Pulls out a gun* - aarond90
Certainly a sticky situation. - PositronWildhawk
Next day..."Justin beiber found dead in mans bed of 1000 stab wounds" this man declared as hero
RUN! RUN RUN RUN RUN
These hate jokes are getting so old.
Pen from bfdi
I knew it was on here! 😤
How the f*** did you get out from under the bed? Oh well, get out. So that's why it was too hot to sleep last night. - ethanmeinster
Someone would put an incest joke here :(
(Redneck Daryll pops up)
Redneck Daryll: What if it's your husband or wife? Then it won't be scary
What's up sibling *takes out a kunai* if You value your life You'll evacuate my premises immediately - Sasukes_Princess
AKA Caillou's Secret Sister
Ugh! Especially the kind with bits of carrot in. - Britgirl
Pure disgusting id probably never sleep in the same bed after that. - egnomac
If shes hot then I'm down
How is this bad
KILL HER! NOW!
No, not the twerking!
YEA! GET YOUR TWERK ON Miley! I'M ALL YOURS!
Benson Put This on The List
When I wake up and hear stupido music and auto tune it's out the door and escape for me
Thanks Top Tens
You Ruined My Childhood