Top Ten Worst Things to Find Next to You In Your Bed As You Wake Up

This is one reason why I don't drink. I don't want to be in any of these situations.

The Top Ten

1 Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian American rapper / pop music artist. Nicki is most known for songs like "Anaconda", "Only", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe" . Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj. She was born on December 8, 1982 in Saint James Trinidad and Tobago. more.

I thought Justin Bieber was going to be number one but that's pretty bad too.

With that creepy face of hers staring right back at your face when you wake up

Shocking how Justin isn't number 1 here. - Minecraftcrazy530

I would punch her in the face. Chuck Norris is better than nicki minaj by googolplex points

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2 Your Parents

I hope I didn't do THAT With them because then I would die

I would probably die. - SammySpore

We should not say like that!

3 A Giant Insect

Sorry to bug you, but this will beetle your nightmares. And sorry if that wasp the worst pun moth all. - PositronWildhawk

Depends on the insect. If it's a large and beautiful insect, then I'd say it's my lucky day - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

... Ever been to China? Just kidding, but I really do hate bugs! - keycha1n

It's remind me to spider in the movie

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4 A Corpse

How is this without a comment? A corpse beside me in bed would make me mental for life!

5 A Mosquito Nest
6 Your Boss

This would be very scary

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7 Half-Solid Concrete

Certainly a sticky situation. - PositronWildhawk

8 An Alien

Well, at least you won't be afraid of their probe anymore. - PositronWildhawk

Predator or xenomorph would both kill you

To be honest, I'd rather not be able to see it. Xenomorph would thus be worse. - PositronWildhawk

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9 Lil Wayne Lil Wayne Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. is an American hip hop "artist" and is often referred to as one of the worst "rappers" of all time. He was signed to Cash Money Records by Birdman at a young age. He has been critically acclaimed and even more panned throughout his career. He's often criticized for talking more.
10 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. more.

Next day..."Justin beiber found dead in mans bed of 1000 stab wounds" this man declared as hero

RUN! RUN RUN RUN RUN - KittytheWolf

These hate jokes are getting so old.
Pen from bfdi

Dear person who puts Justin on every list...
NO MORE! - Officialpen

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The Contenders

11 A Demon
12 Your Sibling

(Redneck Daryll pops up)
Redneck Daryll: What if it's your husband or wife? Then it won't be scary

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13 Vomit

Ugh! Especially the kind with bits of carrot in. - Britgirl

Pure disgusting id probably never sleep in the same bed after that. - egnomac

14 Giovanna Plowman Giovanna Plowman
15 Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian West is an American reality television personality, actress, socialite, businesswoman and model.

AKA Caillou's Secret Sister

16 A Naked Lady

If shes hot then I'm down

How is this bad

17 Miley Cyrus
18 Jerry Sandusky Jerry Sandusky
19 Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show

Benson Put This on The List

20 Ke$ha

When I wake up and hear stupido music and auto tune it's out the door and escape for me

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