Top Ten Worst Things to Find Next to You In Your Bed As You Wake Up

This is one reason why I don't drink. I don't want to be in any of these situations.

The Top Ten

Nicki Minaj Onika Tanya Maraj, known professionally as Nicki Minaj (born December 8, 1982) is a Trinidadian/American rapper / pop music artist. Minaj is most known for her songs such as "Anaconda", "Super Bass", "Starships" and her feature on "Bang Bang". more.

I thought Justin Bieber was going to be number one but that's pretty bad too.

With that creepy face of hers staring right back at your face when you wake up

I hope this never, ever happens to me.

Shocking how Justin isn't number 1 here. - Minecraftcrazy530

Your Parents

I hope I didn't do THAT With them because then I would die

I would probably die. - SammySpore

We should not say like that!


A Giant Insect

Sorry to bug you, but this will beetle your nightmares. And sorry if that wasp the worst pun moth all. - PositronWildhawk

Depends on the insect. If it's a large and beautiful insect, then I'd say it's my lucky day - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

... Ever been to China? Just kidding, but I really do hate bugs! - keycha1n

It's remind me to spider in the movie

A Corpse

How is this without a comment? A corpse beside me in bed would make me mental for life!

A Mosquito Nest
Your Boss

This would be very scary

" You have to work here too. Muhaha! - funnyuser

An Alien

Well, at least you won't be afraid of their probe anymore. - PositronWildhawk

Predator or xenomorph would both kill you

To be honest, I'd rather not be able to see it. Xenomorph would thus be worse. - PositronWildhawk

I would hate that only if they didn't came in peace.

*Pulls out a gun* - aarond90

Half-Solid Concrete

Certainly a sticky situation. - PositronWildhawk

Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

Next day..."Justin beiber found dead in mans bed of 1000 stab wounds" this man declared as hero


These hate jokes are getting so old.
Pen from bfdi

I knew it was on here! 😤

Lil Wayne Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. is an American rapper from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was discovered by Brian "Baby" "Birdman" Williams at a very young age, and was signed to Cash Money Records, where he would be one quarter of the rap group Hot Boys. In the years to follow, he would go on to find his own more.

The Contenders

A Demon

How the f*** did you get out from under the bed? Oh well, get out. So that's why it was too hot to sleep last night. - ethanmeinster

Your Sibling

Someone would put an incest joke here :(

(Redneck Daryll pops up)
Redneck Daryll: What if it's your husband or wife? Then it won't be scary

What's up sibling *takes out a kunai* if You value your life You'll evacuate my premises immediately - Sasukes_Princess

Giovanna Plowman
Kim Kardashian Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian West is an American reality television personality, actress, socialite, businesswoman and model.

AKA Caillou's Secret Sister


Ugh! Especially the kind with bits of carrot in. - Britgirl

Pure disgusting id probably never sleep in the same bed after that. - egnomac

A Naked Lady

If shes hot then I'm down

How is this bad


Miley Cyrus

No, not the twerking!


Jerry Sandusky Gerald Arthur Sandusky is an American convicted serial rapist, child molester and retired college football coach. 'Sandusky held various coaching positions at Pennsylvania State University (more commonly known as simply Penn State) for THIRTY years, being highly regarded for his consistent ability to more.
Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show

Benson Put This on The List

Your Teacher
A Judge

When I wake up and hear stupido music and auto tune it's out the door and escape for me

Shrek Shrek is a character debuting in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. The popular franchise has 4 films and the character himself has become recognizable to people of all ages. He has since spawned into what is most likely the most widely recognized internet meme to ever come into the world.

Thanks Top Tens
You Ruined My Childhood

A Fat Naked Guy
8Load More
PSearch List