Top Ten Worst Things to Find Next to You In Your Bed As You Wake Up

PositronWildhawk
This is one reason why I don't drink. I don't want to be in any of these situations.

The Top Ten

1 Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian American rapper/pop music artist. Nicki is most known for songs like "Anaconda", "Only", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe" . Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj. She was born on December 8, 1982 in Saint James Trinidad and Tobago. ...read more.

I thought Justin Bieber was going to be number one but that's pretty bad too.

With that creepy face of hers staring right back at your face when you wake up

Shocking how Justin isn't number 1 here. - Minecraftcrazy530

I would punch her in the face. Chuck Norris is better than nicki minaj by googolplex points

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2 Your Parents

I hope I didn't do THAT With them because then I would die

I would probably die. - SammySpore

We should not say like that!

3 A Giant Insect

Sorry to bug you, but this will beetle your nightmares. And sorry if that wasp the worst pun moth all. - PositronWildhawk

Depends on the insect. If it's a large and beautiful insect, then I'd say it's my lucky day - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

... Ever been to China? Just kidding, but I really do hate bugs! - keycha1n

Yuck! I HATE ALL BUGS ESPECIALLY SPIDERS AND TARANTULAS. - Curtis_Huber

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4 A Corpse

How is this without a comment? A corpse beside me in bed would make me mental for life!

5 A Mosquito Nest
6 Your Boss

This would be very scary

" You have to work here too. Muhaha! - funnyuser

7 Half-Solid Concrete

Certainly a sticky situation. - PositronWildhawk

8 An Alien

Well, at least you won't be afraid of their probe anymore. - PositronWildhawk

Predator or xenomorph would both kill you

To be honest, I'd rather not be able to see it. Xenomorph would thus be worse. - PositronWildhawk

GET AWAY FROM ME!
*Pulls out a gun* - aarond90

9 Lil Wayne Lil Wayne Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. is an American hip hop artist and is often referred to as one of the worst rappers of all time. He was signed to Cash Money Records by Birdman at a young age. Before he became a household name and the artist he is today, he was 1 quarter of the southern rap group The Hot Boys, ...read more.
10 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

Next day..."Justin beiber found dead in mans bed of 1000 stab wounds" this man declared as hero

RUN! RUN RUN RUN RUN - KittytheWolf

These hate jokes are getting so old.
From,
Pen from bfdi

Dear person who puts Justin on every list...
IT'S TIME TO STOP!
NO MORE! - Officialpen

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The Contenders

11 A Demon

How the f*** did you get out from under the bed? Oh well, get out. So that's why it was too hot to sleep last night. - ethanmeinster

12 Your Sibling

Someone would put an incest joke here :(

(Redneck Daryll pops up)
Redneck Daryll: What if it's your husband or wife? Then it won't be scary

What's up sibling *takes out a kunai* if You value your life You'll evacuate my premises immediately - Sasukes_Princess

13 Vomit

Ugh! Especially the kind with bits of carrot in. - Britgirl

Pure disgusting id probably never sleep in the same bed after that. - egnomac

14 Giovanna Plowman Giovanna Plowman
15 Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian West is an American reality television personality, actress, socialite, businesswoman and model.

AKA Caillou's Secret Sister

16 A Naked Lady

If shes hot then I'm down

How is this bad

17 Miley Cyrus

No, not the twerking!

YEA! GET YOUR TWERK ON Miley! I'M ALL YOURS!

18 Jerry Sandusky Jerry Sandusky Gerald Arthur Sandusky is an American convicted serial rapist, child molester and retired college football coach. 'Sandusky held various coaching positions at Pennsylvania State University (more commonly known as simply Penn State) for THIRTY years, being highly regarded for his consistent ability to ...read more.
19 Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show

Benson Put This on The List

20 Caillou
21 Ke$ha

When I wake up and hear stupido music and auto tune it's out the door and escape for me

22 Shrek Shrek Shrek is a character debuting in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. The popular franchise has 4 films and the character himself has become recognizable to people of all ages. He has since spawned into what is most likely the most widely recognized internet meme to ever come into the world.

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life - Curtis_Huber

Thanks Top Tens
You Ruined My Childhood

23 A Fat Naked Guy
24 Your Teacher

That would be scary. - Curtis_Huber

25 Professor Julius Kelp Professor Julius Kelp
26 A Judge
27 Fanboy and Chum Chum Fanboy and Chum Chum Fanboy & Chum Chum is an American 3D CGI animated television series created by Eric Robles for Nickelodeon. It is based on Fanboy, an animated short created by Robles for Nicktoons and Frederator Studios, which was broadcast August 14, 2009 to July 12, 2014 on Random! Cartoons. The series was first ...read more.
28 A Police Officer
29 Dzft Punk's Technologic Robot

Seriously, look it up. It's creepy enough as it is, but imagine waking up to find it staring at you.

30 Blood-stained Machete

Well, at least it's only next to your unharmed flesh. No... Don't roll over! - PositronWildhawk

Who is the victim? Who did it? - MyRockets345

31 Fireworks
32 SpongeBob
33 Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger Fred "Freddy" Krueger is the main antagonist of the A Nightmare on Elm Street film series. He first appeared in Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).
34 Andy Dick Andy Dick Andrew Roane "Andy" Dick is an American comedian, actor, musician, and television and film producer. Throughout his career, Dick has experienced arrests, legal issues, and controversies. Some of his most offensive moments include indecent exposure, drug intoxication, saying insensitive and racist remarks, ...read more.
35 Zapp Brannigan Zapp Brannigan Zapp Brannigan is a fictional character in the animated sitcom Futurama. He is voiced by Billy West, but was originally intended to be voiced by Phil Hartman, with West taking over the role after Hartman's death.
36 Scourge the Hedgehog

Two ways to escape number one: get mentally insane and yell out let me outta here countless times or just jump out the window

JUMP OUT THE WINDOW

37 Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Joseph Jackson was an American singer, dancer, and songwriter born on August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana and passed away on June 25, 2009. He donated (at least) a remarkable 500,000,000 dollars to charity. Michael is also known as The King of Pop (a title given to him by Elizabeth Taylor) or under ...read more.

I would love it if I find him

38 Serial Killer
39 The Burger King The Burger King The Burger King is a character created as the advertising mascot for international fast food restaurant chain Burger King that has been used in numerous television commercials and advertising programs.
40 The Queen Of England
41 Barack Obama Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II served as the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt ...read more.
42 Cheese (Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends)
43 Dora

Dora: Time to get ready for school! Let's go! Where are we going *Clap clap clap* School! Wait! I can't find my backpack! Where is it?
Me: Dora, it's on your back.

44 A Guy with a Gun
45 Santa Claus
46 The Easter Bunny
47 Clown
48 Ronald McDonald
49 A Head
50 Elf on the Shelf
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