Top Ten Worst Things to Find Next to You In Your Bed As You Wake Up

This is one reason why I don't drink. I don't want to be in any of these situations.
The Top Ten
1 A Corpse

How is this without a comment? A corpse beside me in bed would make me mental for life!

2 Nicki Minaj Onika Tanya Maraj, known professionally as Nicki Minaj (born December 8, 1982) is a Trinidadian/American rapper / pop music artist. Minaj is most known for her songs such as "Anaconda", "Super Bass", "Starships" and her feature on "Bang Bang". Despite her controversial songs, Brent Staples from "The New York Times" claimed her to be 'the most influential female rapper of all time', presumably distinctive for her fast flow and her use of alter egos with Cockney accent. She has endorsed Adidas, MAC Cosmetics and Pepsi. Minaj has received ten Grammy-nominations throughout her career, and has won multiple awards including the Billboard's Women in Music 2011 Rising Star award.

I would punch her in the face. Chuck Norris is better than nicki minaj by googolplex points

With that creepy face of hers staring right back at your face when you wake up

I thought Justin Bieber was going to be number one but that's pretty bad too.

When we wake up, she twerks and sings Anaconda
We were like. "Oh No! God, please! Stop this! "

3 A Giant Insect

How is NICKI MINAJ higher than this?! If a huge insect lunged at me while I was sleeping, I would be scarred for life.
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KelseyPower

Sorry to bug you, but this will beetle your nightmares. And sorry if that wasp the worst pun moth all.

Depends on the insect. If it's a large and beautiful insect, then I'd say it's my lucky day

... Ever been to China? Just kidding, but I really do hate bugs!

4 Your Parents

I hope I didn't do THAT With them because then I would die

We should not say like that!

I would probably die.

5 Your Boss

This would be very scary

6 A Mosquito Nest
7 A Demon
8 Your Sibling

Someone would put an incest joke here :(

(Redneck Daryll pops up)
Redneck Daryll: What if it's your husband or wife? Then it won't be scary

9 Half-Solid Concrete

Certainly a sticky situation.

10 An Alien

Well, at least you won't be afraid of their probe anymore.

I would hate that only if they didn't came in peace.

Predator or xenomorph would both kill you

The Contenders
11 A Naked Lady

If shes hot then I'm down

How is this bad

12 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

Next day..."Justin beiber found dead in mans bed of 1000 stab wounds" this man declared as hero

That would be funny

13 Lil Wayne Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. is an American rapper from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was discovered by Brian "Baby" "Birdman" Williams at a very young age, and was signed to Cash Money Records, where he would be one quarter of the rap group Hot Boys. In the years to follow, he would go on to find his own ...read more.
14 Vomit

Pure disgusting id probably never sleep in the same bed after that.

Ugh! Especially the kind with bits of carrot in.

15 Giovanna Plowman
16 Kim Kardashian Kimberly Noel Kardashian (known as Kim Kardashian; formerly West; born October 21, 1980) is an American socialite, media personality, and businesswoman. She first gained media attention as a friend and stylist of Paris Hilton, but received wider notice after the sex tape Kim Kardashian, Superstar, shot in 2003 with her then-boyfriend Ray J, was released in 2007. Later that year, she and her family began to appear in the E! reality television series Keeping Up with the Kardashians (2007–2021). Its success led to the formation of the spin-off series Kourtney and Kim Take New York (2011–2012), Kourtney and Kim Take Miami (2009–2013), and Hulu's The Kardashians (2022). ...read more.

AKA Caillou's Secret Sister

17 The Burger King The Burger King is a character created as the advertising mascot for international fast food restaurant chain Burger King that has been used in numerous television commercials and advertising programs.
18 A Head

Decapitated horse head (Godfather reference)

19 Miley Cyrus
20 Velociraptor Velociraptor is a genus of dromaeosaurid theropod dinosaur that lived approximately 75 to 71 million years ago during the later part of the Cretaceous Period.
21 Pee

This makes sense.

22 Caillou
23 Jerry Sandusky Gerald Arthur Sandusky is an American convicted serial rapist, child molester and retired college football coach. 'Sandusky held various coaching positions at Pennsylvania State University (more commonly known as simply Penn State) for THIRTY years, being highly regarded for his consistent ability to ...read more.
24 Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show

Benson Put This on The List

25 Shrek Shrek is a fictional ogre and titular character of the Shrek franchise. He debuted in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. He is voiced by Mike Myers.
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