Top Ten Worst Things To Find In Your Bath

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The Top Ten

1 Two Strangers

This made me laugh so much thank you for a good laugh. - happyhappyjoyjoy

Two is worse than one in this case. A lot worse. I mean, catastrophically worse. - PositronWildhawk

Why would they be there anyway? Otherwise, how did they get there and what would they want from you?

Ey what m8s get out of my ocean - Nateawesomeness

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2 Leeches Leeches Leeches are segmented worms that belong to the phylum Annelida and comprise the subclass Hirudinea. Like the oligochaetes, such as earthworms, leeches share a clitellum and are hermaphrodites.

I am SO scared of these! On an episode of Face Off, Corinne made the guy have leeches in his mouth and in his eye and he was handcuffed and it caused my phobia of leeches! Ahh! - maddyparrot22

Ugh... I have a minor phobia with leeches. I can't even think about them. - PetSounds

These are like vampire worms,anyways,these things are so freaky and deadly,they can be any size also,and they suck your blood,it's very easy to get the phobia also

I am now a bloodless xylophone,a dead one,and a wet one - Nateawesomeness

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3 Poop

Laugh out loud, "hey there's this mornings breakfast" - Sasukes_Princess

This is a very common way for little kids to troll you,in a very strange way

I went poop once in the tub but I would never do it again

LOL I did this when I was 3 XDDD

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4 Jellyfish Jellyfish

Jellyfish... Jelly fish... Jellyfish... Jelly Fish. If you are slow, bro you won't be hurt. If you talk quick, you might sound slick, but I also might think you asked me to get you a real jellyfish sandwich AND YOU'LL DIE! And make sure, if there's a jellyfish in your bath, kill it. OR YOU'LL DIE! (Jellyfish-Jeffery. Look it up. Now. NOW! ) - Snowfrost

But it's so squishy! I want to touch it! And plus, some people might think it's a rag or a bath sponge or something. So don't. Those rashes look gross! They won't kill, but it stings, especially if you are in water. - ethanmeinster

If this ever does happen to you, just remember, don't eat it.

No,no,I was already to close to being stung by a BOX jellyfish,thankfully I got away before it stung me,so I don't want another experience with a jellyfish,and jellyfish feels like electric shocks for cryin out loud - Nateawesomeness

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5 Nuclear Waste

It would kill you if you stayed near it for long enough

Radiation is awful - Nateawesomeness

Oh god I'm mutaded

Hi m8,I'm hulk - Nateawesomeness

6 Itching Powder

Do not think about doing this to anyone. It would be mean. - PositronWildhawk

I'm so itchy even in water

Water will be very errata ting if this happens

This is exactly why,it is neccesary to be wolverine - Nateawesomeness

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7 Satan

Good thing I keep holy water near. ;-) WATCH OUT EVILDOERS! I - Poptropica

Wouldn't he burn if your bath run only on holy water?

Use the Bible against him

Say your prayers satan

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8 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

Why is Justin Bieber on every list? It's getting really annoying!

Trust me, JB is one of the worst things on Earth. But I agree. It used to be funny on these pages, now people are just jumping on the bandwagon of hating on Bieber. We get it, you all dislike Justin Bieber. And I too hate him with all of my heart. I HATE Bieber. He has no talent, tries to be the new Michael Jackson, thinks he's way better than he is, has gotten out of a jail sentence more than once for no good reason, and more. He plain out SUCKS. But when people put him on threads like this, it's really just kind of annoying. Bieber belongs on the top ten worst musicians, or top ten most annoying singers, etc. Pretty much anywhere else it's just not funny.

For crying out loud, please stop putting Justin Bieber on ALL of the lists! As much as I hate that Bieber, it gets pretty annoying when I open a list and he's in the top ten of ALL OF THEM! Please, just stop. - kaitlynrad11

But if Justin Bieber would be in your bath it would be terrible! - venomouskillingmachine

I thought I would see this here - 4rs3R4mm3r

Why is JB on every list? Let the poor guy live!

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9 Piranhas Piranhas

Your flesh will be very wet and even more smooth

I'm going to be bit to death

Those are the only fish I don't want in my bath - Nateawesomeness

I would be dead.-LitSavage

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10 Blood Blood

Jump in the bath with some teenage girl, this could happen

Theirs a shark in the bathtub!

I would never use a bathroom after that

It's official,I'm at a bloodbath concert - Nateawesomeness

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The Contenders

11 A Drunk

I'd just tell him we can share - as long as he took the plug end!
Super list! - Britgirl

Go find somewhere else to wash yourself, maybe the sink because your too dumb enough to do it

Why would he be there and how did he find me?

I'm not sharing the beer with you m8 - Nateawesomeness

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12 Nicki Minaj

She better not be naked!, oh great she's singing my anaconda don't

If that ever happened to me I would get out of that house immediately or just call the cops - MrMonkey

Her butt will fill all of the tub - Nateawesomeness

Yes that would be awesome

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13 Crocodile Crocodile Crocodiles or true crocodiles are large aquatic reptiles that live throughout the tropics in Africa, Asia, the Americas and Australia.

Mom : get in the bath tub billy

Billy: ok... Ah mom there's a crock in the tub

Mom: o billy stop making excuses what was that chomp and scream

I'm gonna be eaten alive!

Dammit,I'm gonna get my ass eaten by this bitch - Nateawesomeness

14 A Dead Body

I think he's just seasick

-Goes to take a bath- WHY IS WHITNEY HOUSTON IN HERE?!?! - topbesttopworst

He was sea sick,better set up a feuneral for him,but first lemme take a bath - Nateawesomeness

15 Chris Brown Chris Brown Christopher Maurice "Chris" Brown (born May 5, 1989) is an American singer, songwriter, dancer and actor. Born in Tappahannock, Virginia, he was involved in his church choir and several local talent shows from a young age. He is most well known for his physical assault towards the singer Rihanna in ...read more.

Who would want a Rhianna beater?!?!

You better not beat me

Don't worry he only fights girls

16 Toilet Water

YOU FIND THAT IN EVERY BATHROOM! Unless your bathroom doesn't have a toilet.

Nobody will be dumb enough to take a bath in the toilet

At what point will you work it out? When you finally unblock your nose? - PositronWildhawk

Those are in toilets,unless bath water and toilet water switched places - Nateawesomeness

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17 Bubsy 3D

The good thing about is that the game would be shortened out by the water in the bathtub so you could throw it away.

Oh a video game lets played it, wait the water messed it up

It would be bad to find the worst game in your bath - dinosaur

Who keeps puting this vido game on here

18 Scorpion Scorpion

AHH! Scorpion, get it out!

19 Man-eating Rubber Duck Man-eating Rubber Duck

Very unlikely but certainly unpleasant

Is this the new fairytale coming out, WHOOPTYDOO

Wait,your saying my toy rubber ducky grew teeth - Nateawesomeness

20 The Kardashians

I would like to pretend the Kardashians never existed.

I hope they don't infect my bath water with stupidity

This would be amazing. But it would be hard. Get it haha

Keeping Up With the Kardashians Today's Special: In your Bath w/ Kim Kardashian Only at your local Kardiashian - Milkshake

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21 Your Parents

Mom get out I need privacy!

"Erm... Excuse me... Aargh... Excuse... Me..." - PositronWildhawk

22 A Snake A Snake

True story: I actually found a snake in my bathtub one time, I walked in there and it shot it's head up and hissed at me when I peeked in there. He came in through the doggie door.

23 A centipede family

Man, Those legs, that body shape and that speed and don't forget the venom! What else could be worse? - DubstepLover

Centipedes are harmless, at least in my country. But they are disgusting. - PositronWildhawk

24 Bleach Bleach Bleach is a Japanese anime series based on Tite Kubo's manga of the same name. Bleach adapts the first 54 volumes of Tite Kubo's manga series of the same name. In addition, 4 anime-original arcs were broadcast in-between and during the adaptations of original arcs of the manga. ...read more.

This will be really unpleasant. Particularly if it's your hair you're washing. - PositronWildhawk

LOL this is like school days on the worst things about school list. It's the liquid thingy, not anime! - astroshark

25 Porky Minch
26 Cockroach

Especially if its on your sponge. - Pegasister12

I hate cockroaches! Eww! - Lunala

27 A Spider A Spider

What's worse is that it was in the bath already with bubbles and everything and you feel something crawling on your neck and you smack it and it turns out to be a spider. That's freaky right there - SirSkeletorThe3rd

You could sit on one and then it could stick to your bum - lizard302

I hate spiders. But I'm sorta used to them because where I live. - Lunala

I'd just be like 'aww! '

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28 A Serial Killer
29 Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Miley Ray Cyrus is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. Miley Cyrus's voice is contralto. She became a teen idol starring as the character Miley Stewart in the Disney Channel television series Hannah Montana in 2006. Her father Billy Ray Cyrus also starred in the show.

Damn it Miley! What have I told you about licking my soap and tweaking in the toilet?! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Hopefully She Doesn't Twerk On The Soap!

Laugh out loud, like twerking away and licking things and having babies with Juicy J. laugh out loud.

Why On Everyyy List!? - RockStarr

30 Superman 64

A notoriously bad game. But if it's in your bath, who knows? It may rust and break. - PositronWildhawk

31 An extremely hairy and obese fat dude.

How would he fit in the bath? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

*walks in bathroom and sees a drunk hairy obese man*
Me: oh hi Uncle Joe
Joe: Hurr

32 An Ongoing Surgical Procedure
33 Coca Cola instead of water

We had this thing called 'Cola in the bath' at school, and it was awful 'because we had one and it bubbles up.

34 One Direction

Especially if they started singing "What makes you beautiful" I would get a knife and kill them with it. Die, One Direction, die!

I hate one direction so if they were in my house singing stupid songs I would probably want to shoot them - Lunala

I love one direction but thank God little mix ain't on this list!

I am obsessed with One Direction. My 1st concert would be July 28th YAY. I would love to meet them anywhere anytime.

35 Vailskibum94
36 The Grinch The Grinch The Grinch is a fictional character created by Dr. Seuss. He first appeared as the main character of the 1957 Christmas story How the Grinch Stole Christmas! In 1982, he appeared in a crossover with the Cat in the Hat, with the 25 minute episode 'The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat' and in 2018 will ...read more.

Rather see him than Justin Bieber!

One of the worst things on here. imagine the Grinch in your bathtub... at least this will never happen.

37 Shrek Shrek Shrek is a character debuting in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. The popular franchise has 4 films and the character himself has become recognizable to people of all ages. He has since spawned into what is most likely the most widely recognized internet meme to ever come into the world.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life... - Shinytyphlosion

Trust me, if you find me in a bathtub... You'll be DEAD!

I would praise Shrek for being in my house - SirSkeletorThe3rd

38 Sonic Adventure 7

That would be much worse than finding that damn cat in your tub.

39 Rebecca Black Rebecca Black Rebecca Black is a YouTube personality and singer who's infamous for her single "Friday," which was once the most disliked video on YouTube. She has also released other songs, including "My Moment" and "Saturday".

Ugly

Especially if the day is Friday. "Fridayyy... Fridayyy..." in her extremely nasally voice. - Lunala

40 Everybody in the world

Now that's a party I have to go to! - BetterThanYou

Say just Ellerie

41 Sperm Sperm

Especially if there was a condom

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42 An Old Man

This... totally happens all the time.

43 Blobfish Blobfish A Blobfish is a pink, slimy looking sea creature that lives off the coast of New Zealand. Much like chickens, it sits on its eggs to warm them. They are critically endangered. V 3 Comments
44 Sulphuric Acid Sulphuric Acid

How I wish I could use it on Justin Bieber. - Ananya

45 The Kinder Egg Man The Kinder Egg Man

OH MY GOD THAT THING IS CREEPY
Sorry for caps but that photo is just really creepy. - Lunala

46 Your Parents Having Sex
47 An Evil Penguin
48 Pee
49 Your Girlfriend

Well... doesn't that depend what mood she's in? - PositronWildhawk

Well what if she's sexy and in a good mood? - ethanmeinster

How is this bad... ?

And this is a bad thing how... ? - benhos

50 Bubsy
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