Worst Things to Find In Your Closet


The Top Ten

1 A Serial Killer

Excuse me while I call the Police. - Epekov

2 A Dead Body

Hey look! Loose change! - Epekov

3 Stolen Goods

The thing is, this could be anything from a wallet to a stick of dynamite. - PositronWildhawk

Oh this was just stuff I found. - Epekov

4 A Terrorist
5 Plans to Blow Up Your Country

No I found this too. - Epekov

6 A Newspaper Article About a Bank Robbery and the Money That Was Stolen
7 Slenderman Slenderman The Slender Man is a fictional supernatural character that originated as an Internet meme created by Something Awful forums user Eric Knudsen
8 A Clown

I know, right, Britgirl? How are they meant to entertain; they're not even funny when you're 3 and the faces give you nightmares; irrespective of your age. Now excuse me while I scream continuously for the next sixty hours as I have flashbacks of my horrific childhood. - PositronWildhawk

OH MY GOD! That would be horrific to find. They give you evil smiles. I HATE clowns with a borderline psychotic hatred. I don't even like the look of the word! - Britgirl

Yep. Why do they find it entertaining to see something that will give the worst nightmares of your life. - Jake09

There's that SOH I love so much, P! Bet your childhood wasn't as horrific as mine though! Clowns make me shake. - Britgirl

9 Obama
10 Uranium

The Contenders

11 A Hole
12 Bugs
13 A Brick Wall

I don't know why but that just sent a cold jolt right throuh my whole body. I don't like the idea of that at all. - Britgirl

14 A Smoker
15 Spiders
16 Joe Biden Joe Biden Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr. is an American politician who was the 47th Vice President of the United States, jointly elected twice with President Barack Obama, and in office from 2009 to 2017. A member of the Democratic Party, Biden represented Delaware as a United States Senator from 1973 until ...read more.
17 A Bomb
18 Plutonium Plutonium
19 The Kidz Bop Kid's


20 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
21 Chuckie

Even though he is obviously fake and makes no sense but he scares the poop out of me! Like seriously, what would you do if you saw a murdering cussin doll in your closet?

22 Tentacle Monster
23 Nicki Minaj
24 BritGirl's Mum
25 The Kinder Egg Man
26 The Groke The Groke
27 Monsters
28 Dora the Explorer
29 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.
30 Flo Rida Flo Rida Tramar Lacel Dillard, better known by his stage name Flo Rida is an American rapper and pop music artist from Carol City, Florida. He is known for songs such as "Low", "Right Round", "Sugar", "Club Can't Handel Me", "Good Feeling", "Whistle", "Wild Ones", "My House" and "GDFR."
31 Principal (To Love-Ru) Principal (To Love-Ru)
32 Christian Weston Chandler Christian Weston Chandler Christian Weston Chandler (Who is now known as Christine Weston Chandler), best known as Chris-chan, is an Autistic man who is the creator of the infamous webcomic Sonichu. He was discovered by trolls in 2007, which lead to him retaliating. In 2011, he came out as a tomgirl and started cross-dressing; ...read more.
33 Moldy Apple
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