Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Home

PositronWildhawk
Imagine coming home and seeing these in your home. What would be the worst thing to see of all? Vote for it.

The Top Ten

1 A Small Black Hole

Chances are your house would collapse before you noticed the black hole, but it's a bad thing to be in your house anyway. Or anywhere near it. Or near Earth. - PositronWildhawk

I had a small black hole in my house once, It was called an Ex-spouse! I know all you Divorcees can relate :-)

Once your in, you can't get out - llamaboy17

I once asked my dad if there was a chance a random black hole could suddenly appear in our house. He said to me "Wouldn't be shocked, your mother stays home all day." - isaaonrtdmtr

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2 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. ...read more.

You wake up in the morning, but suddenly hear mangled, ear-piercing screeches coming from inside your closet. You bravely open the closet door, only to find its just JB singing. - t-man

EXACTLY! Oh for the love of Monk! - Britgirl

Justin bieber is the worst singer aver. Justin bieber must die - cyrus756

Here's a fun question for you guys! What would you do if you found JB under your bed?

I would shank him. :-) - RedTheGremlin

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3 Nuclear Weapons

Try explaining it. Chances are you'd lose the case. - PositronWildhawk

Just don't invite Kim Jong-un to come to your house. Or anybody! - Epekov

Really? People want to see nuclear weapons in their home than Justin Bieber? Though I do hate Bieber, this is just wrong.

Are you serious dude?!

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4 Satan

Oh my God... You'd rather see the devil in your house than Justin Bieber? Of course, I hate Justin Bieber but he can't kill you! If JB was in your house it would be GOOD! Because you could kill him instead and become a hero! You'd become famous and everyone would love you! That would be AWESOME! If Satan came to your house you would die. Come on people. Fame and fortune is worse than death? Even if you don't kill Bieber... you could ask for his autograph and sell it on Ebay and you'd still get a fortune!

My house is a home of the lord, not the devil.

Me: mom we have another Satan.
Mom: God damnit.

If Satan came into my apartment I would tell everyone to get out or hold up a cross.-TheCoolGuy1

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5 An Alien Spaceship

Depends whether or not they wish to invade us. But for argument's sake, finding them in your house is a big ordeal. - PositronWildhawk

It would TERRIFY me to see this. Oh my God! What a horrible thing to come home to! - Britgirl

If they come here for their own research purposes and not war, like what the NASA is currently doing, then their visit wouldn't be so bad. - Kiteretsunu

If they want peace, that's good news

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6 A Killer

So... Not The Killers? Are we human, or are we dancer? - Merilille

Guys, you'd rather find a murderer who will probably kill you unless you're some crazy prodigy in your house than Justin Beiber? Same goes for the 'corpse' number. I'd rather have a whiny pop-star in my house then a killer.

MURDERER! Someone get the kitchen knife out!, someone get the BB gun in the garage!, run him over with your car

When you come him but you see someone who either has a knife or a gun.Unless you have a weapon or you're a black belt at martial arts,you're screwed.-DarkBoi-X

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7 A Corpse

That depends. Is it a lover? A former lover? A politician? I would really be upset to get home from work and find myself dead on the floor.

Haha, that made me laugh. Hey P.W: watch out for anymore unwanted items...(I think you know what I mean...! ) - Britgirl

Think about what this means- either a loved one who lives with you is dead or someone has broken into your house only to die because of something inside it. And either way you'd still find something in your house that probably would kill you. - pandagirl

That is going to be horrible

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8 A Mosquito Nest

Now this could be very unpleasant - MatrixGuy

I would faint if I found one on my home ( I have a huge fear of insects). - MusicalPony

If you're allergic to insect bites, you're screwed.

ANNOYANCE OVERLOAD EW - MChkflaguard_Yt

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9 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure of ...read more.

I would pull out a gun and shoot him in the head until the bullets run out. Then I'd get that shiny wrench my dad has and bat his head open. then';d id throw him off the roof and drive my dad's car over him a thousand times. and then id be arrested because I had messed him up so much that the cops wouldn't recognize him and would think that I killed someone who isn';t evil. - HeavyDonkeyKong

He would be running around my house screaming in German and I would have a difficult time trying to catch him with a net.

Um Hitler's in the house again, oh wait I'm not Jewish, it's alright buddy - MoldySock

He should be second and SATAN should be!

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10 Illegal Fireworks

Especially if they've been lit already!

POW! If it was already lit! - funnyuser

Well I live where fireworks are legal luckily

For 4th of july my friend sent off fireworks.

The Contenders

11 One Direction

Couldn't decide between this and Justin Bieber, but what's worse than one stupid boy singer? Five stupid boy singers! - beatles

And so say all of us! - Britgirl

Hopefully they won't be practicing... - funnyuser

We’ll then let’s make them go the other direction

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12 North Korean Spies

Especially if they starve me, shoot lasers at everything, and force me to watch propaganda. Then the FBI and pathetic CIA would shoot me for watching North Korean propaganda. Sigh... Plus, how are you supposed to explain it? If they don't starve you or make you watch propaganda, they'll probably kill you for being American. - ethanmeinster

Spies? PLEASE DON'T STALK ME! - PsychopathicSissyPants

13 The Toilet Having Exploded

No idea how that would have happened, but it would be quite unpleasant if it did. - PositronWildhawk

That would suck because you'd have to poo in the sink. It would also suck because probably a burglar was in your house and put a bomb in your toilet and there could be bombs EVERYWHERE IN THE HOUSE.

When I was three I sliped and hit my face on the toilet I have a scar now - thebandgeek

That's okay, if it makes you feel any better I conked myself with a wooden cat and then the big drawer slid off and crashed onto my face I was three, I think. - RedTheGremlin

This would be the funniest and worst thing to happen to everyone

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14 The Ghost of Hitler

That would be so terrifying!

Worse than Hitler himself!

This would be worse than normal Hitler because you can't kill him. But wait unless he possesses something he can't kill you! - mathyfox441

CUT THAT STUPID MUSTACHE! - KuroKaze99

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15 Dora Jumping Out Of The TV

I would grab an AK-47 and shoot her until I run out of bullets. Then I would smash her with a chair, the push her off Mount Everest. Bye, bye Dora! - kaitlynrad11

Mount Everest is in your home, then? That sounds like a handful. But admittedly better than Dora. - PositronWildhawk

That would not be fun - masonkv

She cannot jump out of the T.V.

Ummm.. Hi police, uhh this sounds ''weird'' cause it is.. Uh you see Dora the explorer just jumped out of the T.V.! Uh huh I'm not crazy.. I'm feeling myself thb, k bye.-.

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16 Venomous Snakes

Wouldn't like that very much.

Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes? - HeavyDonkeyKong

If my mom ever saw those in our house, she would freak out very easily.

Snakes? SNAKES! - astroshark

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17 That one person that keeps adding Justin Bieber to all these lists.

Would actually love this. But I'd love whacking him/her with a spiked mallet even more. - PositronWildhawk

Yes, I know Bieber is awful, but can you please stop doing this? - 4rs3R4mm3r

This should be Negative Infinity, because this would be awesome to find in your home. You get to beat him. - WonkeyDude98

I could slap with with a baby - AlphaQ

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18 Poison Poison Poison is an American hair/glam metal band that achieved great commercial success in the mid-1980s to the mid-1990s.

So um, does anyone have a wet floor sign

The musician or the toxin itself? - NexusUnterganger639

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19 Stolen Priceless Artifacts

Hey police I found the crown Jewels from the UK which went missing a week ago in my house - ketchup

Does this mean I'm arrested

20 Robbers

I would scream and call the police.

Robbers are dumb they want to die cus mostly people have firearms

call 911

21 Snake Snake Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes that can be distinguished from legless lizards by their lack of eyelids and external ears. About 600 species are venomous, some of which can be fatal to humans if no medical help is sought.

Let's hope it's not the black mamba. One of the most poisonous snakes in the world.

I would rather see Justin Bieber than snakes.

22 Bullies
23 A Fat Naked Old Lady

Laugh out loud!

Go to a nudist beach… see how I feel… I was dragged to one in June. It was horrible.

NOOO I'm YOO YOUNG TOO SEE THIS! What just happened - AlphaQ

24 Bombs

...need anyone say no more - naFrovivuS

25 Big Brother
26 Spikes
27 Bubsy 3D

Worst video game to find it has the worst controls ever -

I wouldn't mind finding a PlayStation but if it had Bubsy 3D inside of it... - Sage_Naruto

28 Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

Someone will scream to see one of the worst video games ever

You know whats worse Superman 64 - venomouskillingmachine

This game is the "best"!

29 Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian American rapper / pop music artist. Nicki is most known for songs like "Anaconda", "Only", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe" . Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj. She was born on December 8, 1982 in Saint James Trinidad and Tobago. ...read more.

Son... Slowly and carefully hand me my rifle

If I heard that pop Mollie voice one more time then I going to buy some duct tape - JaysTop10List

A truly horrible thing to find anywhere. - PositronWildhawk

Yeah, Dad, Adolf is dead but we've got an even bigger problem. It's the plastic! - AnonymousChick

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30 A Human Head

Oh god that is so scary

I would never go in my house until the head is out. - funnyuser

Even worse if it's oer your head. Hehe

Oh my God! SO SCARY! Oh wait... OH MY GOD I HAVE A HUMAN HEAD! *Screams*

31 Fire

I'm always paranoid for a fire to occur, so this definitely would be at the top for me... Right next to spiders. - Flowersocks2137

This happened in our kitchen microwave once while my mom was heating up a pizza, and I was very scared!

Uh, this would SCARE me to DEATH! LITERALLY! - RockFashionista

32 A Giant Scorpion
33 Crocodiles
34 Directioners Directioners

Even worse thing to find in your home than One Direction themselves. - 4rs3R4mm3r

Police.
There is a bunch of teenage girls screaming outside my house because I look like harry styles. The ear plugs are also not working. Please help.

It would be worse for me because directioncers hates each others -. -

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35 A Time Bomb Set to Go Off In 5... 4... 3... 2......

Everyone Out of the house now before...
Everyone out of the house now before...
Everyone Out of the house now before...
Repeats for eternity

Justin Bieber #2. Really, this is a lot worse then that. It would be cool to have a celebrity in your house - Sparkjolt

36 Hornet's Nest

Oh god, I would be passed out for hours if this ever happened

Found one in the laundry room

37 A Garbage Truck
38 5,000,000,000,000,000.01 Copies of Yourself

MOM, who turned the time machine on... (echoes 4,999,999,999,999,999 times)
MOM:Not so loud!
Sorry! (Echoe again)

39 Spiders

I am a humongous arachnophobe, every time I even see a picture of a spider I start hyperventilating and flipping out. I guess that means I'm just following the girl stereotype. - Flowersocks2137

Was gonna vote for JB but you could easily get rid of him so...

40 A Dildo

People are disgusting these days.

41 Creepers (Minecraft)

The creeper kilt my wolf!

Go back outside! Hurry!

42 Porky Minch

If you don't help him find Picky, he'll say something that will cut you like a knife.

43 Dog Poo

You will need a bath!

44 Extra Homework

No I don't want to comment

I gonna kill myself

45 Bubsy the Bobcat

I Would Say Everything Went Wrong And Shoot Him With A Machine Gun!

46 Cat Poop On the Floor

Ew! No one wants that stuff in their house!

47 Bubsy 2
48 Walt Disney Walt Disney Walter Elias "Walt" Disney was an American entrepreneur, animator, voice actor and film producer. A pioneer of the American animation industry, he introduced several developments in the production of cartoons.

Why's he on here? I would be honored to have this man over for dinner... unless he was an undead cannibal. - HeavyDonkeyKong

Well, you know I guess someone felt as if they could fit one of the biggest amusement parks in there house.

Why's this on the list?

Guys this is mean you know without him lion king and other Disney movies won’t be created I would for him to come in my house if we was still alive
R.I.P. walt disney

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49 Your Parents Having Sex

I might as well throw up! - RockFashionista

Well I walked on my parents having sex when I was little it was nasty - rocknrollhorselover

Now that is disturbing. I'd run and scream. - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

I was going over my friends house with him walked in
OH GOD NO
Ruined our childhood
I was 7 years old :(

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50 Toxic Waste
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