Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Home

PositronWildhawk
Imagine coming home and seeing these in your home. What would be the worst thing to see of all? Vote for it.

The Top Ten

1 A Small Black Hole

Chances are your house would collapse before you noticed the black hole, but it's a bad thing to be in your house anyway. Or anywhere near it. Or near Earth. - PositronWildhawk

I had a small black hole in my house once, It was called an Ex-spouse! I know all you Divorcees can relate :-)

Once your in, you can't get out - llamaboy17

Well...Looks like I'm dead*Gets sucked in*. - DarkBoi-X

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2 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

You wake up in the morning, but suddenly hear mangled, ear-piercing screeches coming from inside your closet. You bravely open the closet door, only to find its just JB singing. - t-man

EXACTLY! Oh for the love of Monk! - Britgirl

Justin bieber is the worst singer aver. Justin bieber must die - cyrus756

Seriously, enough with the JB hate. - LeRoiDesSapins

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3 Satan

Oh my God... You'd rather see the devil in your house than Justin Bieber? Of course, I hate Justin Bieber but he can't kill you! If JB was in your house it would be GOOD! Because you could kill him instead and become a hero! You'd become famous and everyone would love you! That would be AWESOME! If Satan came to your house you would die. Come on people. Fame and fortune is worse than death? Even if you don't kill Bieber... you could ask for his autograph and sell it on Ebay and you'd still get a fortune!

No. You'll be infamous and sent to jail for murder. Nobody will love you. - TeamRocket747

My house is a home of the lord, not the devil.

Me: mom we have another Satan.
Mom: God damnit.

But... but... he doesn't exist - Solacress

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4 Nuclear Weapons

Try explaining it. Chances are you'd lose the case. - PositronWildhawk

Just don't invite Kim Jong-un to come to your house. Or anybody! - Epekov

Really? People want to see nuclear weapons in their home than Justin Bieber? Though I do hate Bieber, this is just wrong.

You may ask, "how exactly would this be bad? " Well, no one ever said they weren't about to explode...

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5 A Killer

So... Not The Killers? Are we human, or are we dancer? - Merilille

Guys, you'd rather find a murderer who will probably kill you unless you're some crazy prodigy in your house than Justin Beiber? Same goes for the 'corpse' number. I'd rather have a whiny pop-star in my house then a killer.

I would throw my furniture at them.

Put this on number one

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6 An Alien Spaceship

Depends whether or not they wish to invade us. But for argument's sake, finding them in your house is a big ordeal. - PositronWildhawk

It would TERRIFY me to see this. Oh my God! What a horrible thing to come home to! - Britgirl

If they come here for their own research purposes and not war, like what the NASA is currently doing, then their visit wouldn't be so bad. - Kiteretsunu

This would actually be cool to see. I would be the first human to communicate with aliens - KingSlayer93316

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7 A Mosquito Nest

Now this could be very unpleasant - MatrixGuy

I would faint if I found one on my home ( I have a huge fear of insects). - MusicalPony

If you're allergic to insect bites, you're screwed.

Apart from being annoying, you may caught diseases as well. Truly sucks. I don't understand how is JB above this - MChkflaguard_Yt

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8 A Corpse

That depends. Is it a lover? A former lover? A politician? I would really be upset to get home from work and find myself dead on the floor.

Haha, that made me laugh. Hey P.W: watch out for anymore unwanted items...(I think you know what I mean...! ) - Britgirl

Think about what this means- either a loved one who lives with you is dead or someone has broken into your house only to die because of something inside it. And either way you'd still find something in your house that probably would kill you. - pandagirl

That is going to be horrible

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9 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure of ...read more.

I would pull out a gun and shoot him in the head until the bullets run out. Then I'd get that shiny wrench my dad has and bat his head open. then';d id throw him off the roof and drive my dad's car over him a thousand times. and then id be arrested because I had messed him up so much that the cops wouldn't recognize him and would think that I killed someone who isn';t evil. - HeavyDonkeyKong

He would be running around my house screaming in German and I would have a difficult time trying to catch him with a net.

Um Hitler's in the house again, oh wait I'm not Jewish, it's alright buddy - MoldySock

Luckily he's dead. - DarkBoi-X

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10 North Korean Spies

Especially if they starve me, shoot lasers at everything, and force me to watch propaganda. Then the FBI and pathetic CIA would shoot me for watching North Korean propaganda. Sigh... Plus, how are you supposed to explain it? If they don't starve you or make you watch propaganda, they'll probably kill you for being American. - ethanmeinster

Uh-oh. Time to destroy them - KingSlayer93316

Spies? PLEASE DON'T STALK ME! - PsychopathicSissyPants

The Contenders

11 Illegal Fireworks

Especially if they've been lit already!

POW! If it was already lit! - funnyuser

Well I live where fireworks are legal luckily

For 4th of july my friend sent off fireworks.

12 One Direction

Couldn't decide between this and Justin Bieber, but what's worse than one stupid boy singer? Five stupid boy singers! - beatles

And so say all of us! - Britgirl

Hopefully they won't be practicing... - funnyuser

We’ll then let’s make them go the other direction

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13 The Ghost of Hitler

That would be so terrifying!

Worse than Hitler himself!

This would be worse than normal Hitler because you can't kill him. But wait unless he possesses something he can't kill you! - mathyfox441

CUT THAT STUPID MUSTACHE! - KuroKaze99

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14 The Toilet Having Exploded

No idea how that would have happened, but it would be quite unpleasant if it did. - PositronWildhawk

That would suck because you'd have to poo in the sink. It would also suck because probably a burglar was in your house and put a bomb in your toilet and there could be bombs EVERYWHERE IN THE HOUSE.

When I was three I sliped and hit my face on the toilet I have a scar now - thebandgeek

That's okay, if it makes you feel any better I conked myself with a wooden cat and then the big drawer slid off and crashed onto my face I was three, I think. - RedTheGremlin

This would be the funniest and worst thing to happen to everyone

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15 Dora Jumping Out Of The TV

I would grab an AK-47 and shoot her until I run out of bullets. Then I would smash her with a chair, the push her off Mount Everest. Bye, bye Dora! - kaitlynrad11

Mount Everest is in your home, then? That sounds like a handful. But admittedly better than Dora. - PositronWildhawk

That would not be fun - masonkv

She cannot jump out of the T.V.

Like it's gonna happen. - LeRoiDesSapins

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16 Venomous Snakes

Wouldn't like that very much.

Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes? - HeavyDonkeyKong

If my mom ever saw those in our house, she would freak out very easily.

Snakes? SNAKES! - astroshark

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17 That one person that keeps adding Justin Bieber to all these lists.

Would actually love this. But I'd love whacking him/her with a spiked mallet even more. - PositronWildhawk

Yes, I know Bieber is awful, but can you please stop doing this? - 4rs3R4mm3r

This should be Negative Infinity, because this would be awesome to find in your home. You get to beat him. - WonkeyDude98

Welcome to TheTopTens, the number one Justin Bieber hating platform in the world! - lilrocketman

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18 Bullies
19 Poison Poison Poison is an American hair/glam metal band that achieved great commercial success in the mid-1980s to the mid-1990s.

So um, does anyone have a wet floor sign

Ok then. I would love a band performance in my house! - KingSlayer93316

20 Stolen Priceless Artifacts

Hey police I found the crown Jewels from the UK which went missing a week ago in my house - ketchup

Does this mean I'm arrested

21 Robbers

I would scream and call the police.

Robbers are dumb they want to die cus mostly people have firearms

call 911

22 5,000,000,000,000,000.01 Copies of Yourself

What's with the.01?
Weird. - Rocko

MOM, who turned the time machine on... (echoes 4,999,999,999,999,999 times)
MOM:Not so loud!
Sorry! (Echoe again)

23 Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian American rapper/pop music artist. Nicki is most known for songs like "Anaconda", "Only", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe" . Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj. She was born on December 8, 1982 in Saint James Trinidad and Tobago. ...read more.

Son... Slowly and carefully hand me my rifle

If I heard that pop Mollie voice one more time then I going to buy some duct tape - JaysTop10List

A truly horrible thing to find anywhere. - PositronWildhawk

I don't care if I gets arrested or something. Let me headshot her and become a hero. - MChkflaguard_Yt

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24 Snake Snake Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes that can be distinguished from legless lizards by their lack of eyelids and external ears. About 600 species are venomous, some of which can be fatal to humans if no medical help is sought.

Let's hope it's not the black mamba. One of the most poisonous snakes in the world.

I would rather see Justin Bieber than snakes.

25 A Fat Naked Old Lady

Laugh out loud!

Go to a nudist beach… see how I feel… I was dragged to one in June. It was horrible.

NOOO I'm YOO YOUNG TOO SEE THIS! What just happened - AlphaQ

26 Bombs

...need anyone say no more - naFrovivuS

27 Big Brother
28 A Time Bomb Set to Go Off In 5... 4... 3... 2......

Everyone Out of the house now before...
Everyone out of the house now before...
Everyone Out of the house now before...
Repeats for eternity

Justin Bieber #2. Really, this is a lot worse then that. It would be cool to have a celebrity in your house - Sparkjolt

29 Spikes

This would be terrible. - LeRoiDesSapins

30 Murderers
31 Bubsy 3D

Worst video game to find it has the worst controls ever -

I wouldn't mind finding a PlayStation but if it had Bubsy 3D inside of it... - Sage_Naruto

32 Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

Someone will scream to see one of the worst video games ever

You know whats worse Superman 64 - venomouskillingmachine

This game is the "best"!

33 Herobrine
34 A Human Head

Oh god that is so scary

I would never go in my house until the head is out. - funnyuser

Even worse if it's oer your head. Hehe

Oh my God! SO SCARY! Oh wait... OH MY GOD I HAVE A HUMAN HEAD! *Screams*

35 Fire

I'm always paranoid for a fire to occur, so this definitely would be at the top for me... Right next to spiders. - Flowersocks2137

This happened in our kitchen microwave once while my mom was heating up a pizza, and I was very scared!

Uh, this would SCARE me to DEATH! LITERALLY! - RockFashionista

36 Toxic Waste
37 A Giant Scorpion
38 Crocodiles
39 Directioners Directioners A Directioner is a super fan of the British/Irish boy band called "One Direction". Directioners are dedicated to the band's four members: Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, and people associated with them.

Even worse thing to find in your home than One Direction themselves. - 4rs3R4mm3r

Police.
There is a bunch of teenage girls screaming outside my house because I look like harry styles. The ear plugs are also not working. Please help.

Not in my house if there a 1D fangirl In my house I kick her out

I HAVE to live with a Directioner. Having a sibling as a Directioner can be HORRIBLE, trust me. - PizzaGuy

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40 Hornet's Nest

Oh god, I would be passed out for hours if this ever happened

Found one in the laundry room

41 Sauron Sauron Sauron is the title character and main antagonist of J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings. Originally a servant of the first Dark Lord, Morgoth. Morgoth was later defeated and Sauron fled. He later came back to Middle Earth and took over as the new Dark Lord by using a Ring of Power. He was later ...read more.
42 Rats

It's actually more common to find rats than most of the things from this list. - LeRoiDesSapins

43 Spiders

It's common and they're not that bad. You can only vacuum them and there you go. - LeRoiDesSapins

I am a humongous arachnophobe, every time I even see a picture of a spider I start hyperventilating and flipping out. I guess that means I'm just following the girl stereotype. - Flowersocks2137

Was gonna vote for JB but you could easily get rid of him so...

44 A Dildo

People are disgusting these days.

45 A Garbage Truck

Like it's gonna even fit in your house. - LeRoiDesSapins

46 Creepers (Minecraft)

The creeper kilt my wolf!

Go back outside! Hurry!

47 Porky Minch

If you don't help him find Picky, he'll say something that will cut you like a knife.

48 Evil Cats

OKAY I WAS SO SCARED WHEN I READ THIS BECAUSE EVIL_CAT IS MY USER NAME FOR ALMOST EVERY THING SO AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT MEANT ME

Maybe it does mean you - and if it does, and you really are in my house, can you do me a favour and make sure none of the hostages escape? Thank you. - Rocko

49 Dog Poo

You will need a bath!

50 Extra Homework

No I don't want to comment

I gonna kill myself

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