Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Kids Bedroom

The Top Ten


Using drugs = end of your life - Delgia2k

That should be number 1. Everybody knows that kids aren't supposed to use drugs

This would just be absolutely horrifying. - Minecraftcrazy530

This would be the worst to find in your kids room - trains45

A Condom

Better than finding them having sex! At least they used protection! - keycha1n

And you find it next to your naked son and daughter...

What if it failed. You don't want another kid, do you

I'm never using a condom. - Therandom

A Pedophile In Bed With Your Kid

I'd murder them. I don't care if I go to jail but these people are so disgusting. - Lunala

I would yell at the pedophile and call the police

How would they even get in? - RockFashionista

It gotta be me - CerealGuy

Dead Body

Murder + necrophilia is a splendid combination. Add a touch of cannibalism and it's party time! - bobbythebrony

Because you don't want your child sleeping with the decomposing dead body! - kaitlynrad11

Necrophilia or murder, which is worse?...

Whatever I do, I will not leave a sharp knife on my bed just in case I got murdered myself


What if your kid's a girl? - PetSounds

If they were a boy, what if they were a cross-dresser? - Turkeyasylum

It would be normal if you are a girl or a cross-dressing boy.

It would be normal if it was a girl

Your Wife/Husband

A bedroom is not only for sleeping... There's more in a bedroom than a bed. And your mum or dad might come to your bed to comfort you or come to your bedroom to tidy up. - Alkadikce

I would kill my son for this - DattKiddGeorge

This is the worst item here

DattkidGeorge You are a terrible father for saying that.


What if your kid is a baby or toddler and either their diaper exploded, leaked, or they took their diaper off and played with the poop?

This isn't the WORST thing on the list. - Minecraftcrazy530

Nobody will crap on the bed, all older kids do is go to the bathroom if their holding.

I hate baby napa

A Hostage

The legal fees would be exorbitant... - Pluma

A Computer With Porn Showing

This would be disturbing to see, then probably have to turn it off - trains45

I've made this mistake once and I will never do it again. EVER. (but I'm still watching porn, though)

A Skeleton

What if it's a model?

Well at least you don't have to do anymore jobs for your kid.

Who wants to find a skeleton in a child's room? So scary!

But a hunting trophy in the hall is OK? - Alkadikce

The Contenders

Justin Bieber Albums

TheTopTens mentality: why did the chicken cross the road? Because Justin Bieber sucks. - Alkadikce

That would honestly be worse than finding a condom. At least a condom would mean that your kid is heterosexual - Shake_n_Bake13

Not to be mean but, the Justin Bieber joke is getting really old. - nintendofan126

I actually added this because I had no more ideas left... Same with nicki. - DapperPickle

Just.. Can't even get the words out


This was already on the list.

A Report Card With All Fs

If he or she is an Asian kid and that report card had JUST ONE B+ on it then that kid will be screwed!

Mother:show me your report card. Daughter:ok. Mother:ARE YOU SERIOUS? 'YOU GOT ALL Fs Daugther:But I can explain Mother:your grounded - Jordansalesguy2392

Ie ie ie parents today don't understand they see Fs and whip out a punishment 1000 worse than it should be no wonder kids are failing today! - Bubblegumrage456

A Dildo

Why do they even make these kinds of things? OPPOSITE sexes are supposed to marry, not same sexes!

This List Is Just Getting More Sexual... - RockStarr

A Gun

This would be not good to find a gun in a kids room worse if it was loaded - trains45

Do you mean dad's gun? - Alkadikce

To be honest it doesn't sound very pleasant for a parent to see that in their childs room... - Flowersocks2137

Deadly Weapons

That would be the worst to find real deadly weapons in a kid room - trains45

A gun or guns, knife or knives, a bomb or bombs... any weapon that kills people and animals... they'd be banished pronto.

Your kid probably killed 55 people and robbed a bank. Parents should be looking out for their kids more. If he was in my house, I would call the cops.

Find out your kid is a killer?! - MissWinnipegJets

A Copy of Tentacolino

Let's hope no kid EVER knows about this movie!

A Prostitute

Why else did little Johnny ask for our money?

Yeah! If I find a prostitute in my kid's room I'll f### him/her up!

Kill List
Stolen Money

That would be the worst to discover stolen money from a kid - trains45

Damn it, you were supost to tell me when you will the lottory

Used Tampon

Especially horrifying if your child's a male. - Turkeyasylum

+Turkeyasylum Uh. Okay... I know why it'd be there if he were male, but...

A Stripper

dad walks in and sees stripper
Dad: " Hey little Timmy, good to see you aren't gay, so don't tell your mother about this okay? "


What if your kid is a baby or a toddler?

A Cat Peeing
Big Mac

Come on, this one isn't that bad... So your kid is hungry, so what, let him eat.

Order me a big mek.

LEMME GET A MC PICK 2 - TimmyTurner

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