Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Kids Bedroom

DapperPickle

The Top Ten

1 Drugs

Using drugs = end of your life - Delgia2k

That should be number 1. Everybody knows that kids aren't supposed to use drugs

This would just be absolutely horrifying. - Minecraftcrazy530

Even worse if they are drug dealers - jmepa1234

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2 A Condom

Better than finding them having sex! At least they used protection! - keycha1n

And you find it next to your naked son and daughter...

What if it failed. You don't want another kid, do you

I'm never using a condom. - Therandom

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3 A Pedophile In Bed With Your Kid

I'd murder them. I don't care if I go to jail but these people are so disgusting. - Lunala

I would yell at the pedophile and call the police

How would they even get in? - RockFashionista

I have a couple of jokes I could make but I won't. - Therandom

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4 Dead Body

Murder + necrophilia is a splendid combination. Add a touch of cannibalism and it's party time! - bobbythebrony

Because you don't want your child sleeping with the decomposing dead body! - kaitlynrad11

Necrophilia or murder, which is worse?...

Whatever I do, I will not leave a sharp knife on my bed just in case I got murdered myself - bugger

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5 Panties

What if your kid's a girl? - PetSounds

If they were a boy, what if they were a cross-dresser? - Turkeyasylum

It would be normal if you are a girl or a cross-dressing boy.

It would be normal if it was a girl

6 Your Wife/Husband

I would kill my son for this - DattKiddGeorge

This is the worst item here

You sleep with um everydoay

What if they're a little kid that needs to be tucked in...?

Geez. - Ari00

7 Poop

What if your kid is a baby or toddler and either their diaper exploded, leaked, or they took their diaper off and played with the poop?

This isn't the WORST thing on the list. - Minecraftcrazy530

Nobody will crap on the bed, all older kids do is go to the bathroom if their holding. - bugger

I hate baby napa

8 A Hostage

The legal fees would be exorbitant... - Pluma

9 A Skeleton

What if it's a model?

Well at least you don't have to do anymore jobs for your kid.

Who wants to find a skeleton in a child's room? So scary!

10 A Computer With Porn Showing

I've made this mistake once and I will never do it again. EVER. (but I'm still watching porn, though)

The Newcomers

? Jack The Ripper Jack The Ripper "Jack the Ripper" was the alias of an unknown serial killer in Whitechapel, London who brutally murdered 5 women (mainly prostitutes) between August and November of 1888. To this day, he has remained a mysterious and popular phenomena among serial killers and popular media.
? Child porn

The Contenders

11 Porn

This was already on the list.

12 Justin Bieber Albums

That would honestly be worse than finding a condom. At least a condom would mean that your kid is heterosexual - Shake_n_Bake13

Not to be mean but, the Justin Bieber joke is getting really old. - nintendofan126

I actually added this because I had no more ideas left... Same with nicki. - DapperPickle

Just.. Can't even get the words out

*sigh of boredom of a overused joke* - jmepa1234

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13 A Dildo

Why do they even make these kinds of things? OPPOSITE sexes are supposed to marry, not same sexes!

This List Is Just Getting More Sexual... - RockStarr

14 A Report Card With All Fs

Mother:show me your report card. Daughter:ok. Mother:ARE YOU SERIOUS? 'YOU GOT ALL Fs Daugther:But I can explain Mother:your grounded - Jordansalesguy2392

Ie ie ie parents today don't understand they see Fs and whip out a punishment 1000 worse than it should be no wonder kids are failing today! - Bubblegumrage456

15 A Copy of Tentacolino

Let's hope no kid EVER knows about this movie!

16 A Gun

To be honest it doesn't sound very pleasant for a parent to see that in their childs room... - Flowersocks2137

17 Deadly Weapons

Your kid probably killed 55 people and robbed a bank. Parents should be looking out for their kids more. If he was in my house, I would call the cops.

Find out your kid is a killer?! - MissWinnipegJets

18 A Prostitute

Why else did little Johnny ask for our money?

Yeah! If I find a prostitute in my kid's room I'll f### him/her up!

19 Kill List
20 Used Tampon

Especially horrifying if your child's a male. - Turkeyasylum

+Turkeyasylum Uh. Okay... I know why it'd be there if he were male, but...

21 A Stripper

dad walks in and sees stripper
Dad: " Hey little Timmy, good to see you aren't gay, so don't tell your mother about this okay? "

22 Diapers

What if your kid is a baby or a toddler?

23 Stolen Money

Damn it, you were supost to tell me when you will the lottory

24 Newborn Baby

" Well, that explains why Mary was so fat lately..."

25 A Cat Peeing
26 Urine Puddle

I peed in the corner of my bedroom when I was little. - andrewteel

27 Big Mac

Come on, this one isn't that bad... So your kid is hungry, so what, let him eat.

Order me a big mek.

28 The Kinder Egg Man
29 Your Wallet
30 Slenderman's Dead Body

At least he/she killed Slenderman - TeamRocket747

31 Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was a Saudi Arabian-born Stateless terrorist. He was the founder of al-Qaeda, the organization that claimed responsibility for the September 11 attacks on the United States, along with numerous other mass-casualty attacks against civilian and military targets worldwide. ...read more.
32 Mr. Krabs
33 Nicki Minaj Album

Exactly! ! This should be number one! !

You rather your kid to be taking drugs than listening to nicki minaj?! You are insane! - RockStarr

34 A Nickelback Album

Nickelback isn't that bad...

35 Bangerz Album By Miley Cyrus

Why is Miley so popular?
I am Failling trying to make people like JB instead of Miley - bugger

36 Finding angry writing
37 Death Threats
38 SpongeBob Destroying Everything
39 SpongeBob Laughing
40 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
41 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.

Someone get this little peice of s***!

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