Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Kids Bedroom


The Top Ten

1 Drugs

Using drugs = end of your life - Delgia2k

That should be number 1. Everybody knows that kids aren't supposed to use drugs

This would just be absolutely horrifying. - Minecraftcrazy530

Even worse if they are drug dealers - jmepa1234

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2 A Condom

Better than finding them having sex! At least they used protection! - keycha1n

And you find it next to your naked son and daughter...

What if it failed. You don't want another kid, do you

I'm never using a condom. - Therandom

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3 A Pedophile In Bed With Your Kid

I'd murder them. I don't care if I go to jail but these people are so disgusting. - Lunala

I would yell at the pedophile and call the police

How would they even get in? - RockFashionista

It gotta be me - CerealGuy

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4 Dead Body

Murder + necrophilia is a splendid combination. Add a touch of cannibalism and it's party time! - bobbythebrony

Because you don't want your child sleeping with the decomposing dead body! - kaitlynrad11

Necrophilia or murder, which is worse?...

Whatever I do, I will not leave a sharp knife on my bed just in case I got murdered myself

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5 Panties

What if your kid's a girl? - PetSounds

If they were a boy, what if they were a cross-dresser? - Turkeyasylum

It would be normal if you are a girl or a cross-dressing boy.

It would be normal if it was a girl

6 Your Wife/Husband

A bedroom is not only for sleeping... There's more in a bedroom than a bed. And your mum or dad might come to your bed to comfort you or come to your bedroom to tidy up. - Alkadikce

DattkidGeorge You are a terrible father for saying that.

I would kill my son for this - DattKiddGeorge

This is the worst item here

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7 Poop

What if your kid is a baby or toddler and either their diaper exploded, leaked, or they took their diaper off and played with the poop?

This isn't the WORST thing on the list. - Minecraftcrazy530

Nobody will crap on the bed, all older kids do is go to the bathroom if their holding.

I hate baby napa

8 A Hostage

The legal fees would be exorbitant... - Pluma

9 A Computer With Porn Showing

I've made this mistake once and I will never do it again. EVER. (but I'm still watching porn, though)

10 A Skeleton

But a hunting trophy in the hall is OK? - Alkadikce

What if it's a model?

Well at least you don't have to do anymore jobs for your kid.

Who wants to find a skeleton in a child's room? So scary!

The Contenders

11 Porn

This was already on the list.

12 Justin Bieber Albums

TheTopTens mentality: why did the chicken cross the road? Because Justin Bieber sucks. - Alkadikce

That would honestly be worse than finding a condom. At least a condom would mean that your kid is heterosexual - Shake_n_Bake13

Not to be mean but, the Justin Bieber joke is getting really old. - nintendofan126

I actually added this because I had no more ideas left... Same with nicki. - DapperPickle

Just.. Can't even get the words out

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13 A Dildo

Why do they even make these kinds of things? OPPOSITE sexes are supposed to marry, not same sexes!

This List Is Just Getting More Sexual... - RockStarr

14 A Report Card With All Fs

If he or she is an Asian kid and that report card had JUST ONE B+ on it then that kid will be screwed!

Mother:show me your report card. Daughter:ok. Mother:ARE YOU SERIOUS? 'YOU GOT ALL Fs Daugther:But I can explain Mother:your grounded - Jordansalesguy2392

Ie ie ie parents today don't understand they see Fs and whip out a punishment 1000 worse than it should be no wonder kids are failing today! - Bubblegumrage456

15 A Copy of Tentacolino

Let's hope no kid EVER knows about this movie!

16 A Gun

Do you mean dad's gun? - Alkadikce

To be honest it doesn't sound very pleasant for a parent to see that in their childs room... - Flowersocks2137

17 Deadly Weapons

Your kid probably killed 55 people and robbed a bank. Parents should be looking out for their kids more. If he was in my house, I would call the cops.

Find out your kid is a killer?! - MissWinnipegJets

18 A Prostitute

Why else did little Johnny ask for our money?

Yeah! If I find a prostitute in my kid's room I'll f### him/her up!

19 Kill List
20 Used Tampon

Especially horrifying if your child's a male. - Turkeyasylum

+Turkeyasylum Uh. Okay... I know why it'd be there if he were male, but...

21 A Stripper

dad walks in and sees stripper
Dad: " Hey little Timmy, good to see you aren't gay, so don't tell your mother about this okay? "

22 Diapers

What if your kid is a baby or a toddler?

23 Stolen Money

Damn it, you were supost to tell me when you will the lottory

24 Big Mac

Come on, this one isn't that bad... So your kid is hungry, so what, let him eat.

Order me a big mek.

LEMME GET A MC PICK 2 - TimmyTurner

25 Newborn Baby

" Well, that explains why Mary was so fat lately..."

26 A Cat Peeing
27 Urine Puddle

I peed in the corner of my bedroom when I was little. - andrewteel

28 The Kinder Egg Man
29 Your Wallet
30 Slenderman's Dead Body

At least he/she killed Slenderman - TeamRocket747

31 Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was a Saudi Arabian-born stateless terrorist. He was a founder of al-Qaeda, the organization that claimed responsibility for the September 11 attacks on the United States, along with numerous other mass-casualty attacks against civilian and military targets worldwide. more.
32 Mr. Krabs
33 Nicki Minaj Album

Exactly! ! This should be number one! !

You rather your kid to be taking drugs than listening to nicki minaj?! You are insane! - RockStarr

34 A Nickelback Album

Nickelback isn't that bad...

35 Bangerz Album By Miley Cyrus

Why is Miley so popular?
I am Failling trying to make people like JB instead of Miley

36 Angry Writings
37 Death Threats
38 SpongeBob Destroying Everything
39 SpongeBob Laughing
40 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.
41 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

Someone get this little peice of s***!

42 Child porn
43 Jack The Ripper Jack The Ripper "Jack the Ripper" was the alias of an unknown serial killer in Whitechapel, London who brutally murdered 5 women (mainly prostitutes) between August and November of 1888. To this day, he has remained a mysterious and popular phenomena among serial killers and popular media.
44 Jimmy Neutron Jimmy Neutron James "Jimmy" Isaac Neutron is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the Jimmy Neutron franchise . He is most notably the main protagonist of the 2001 American 3D computer-animated comic science fiction film Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius and the main protagonist of the American computer animated more.

He's smart and will do your child's homework

45 Vomit
46 Bill Cipher Bill Cipher Bill Cipher is a triangular dream demon formerly existent only in the mindscape who wished to gain access to the real world. He has been running amok in Gravity Falls, Oregon since being summoned by Stanford Pines over thirty years ago. He is known for his mysterious demeanor and sadistic humor. He more.

I have a Bill Cipher toy.

47 Shrek Shrek Shrek is a character debuting in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. The popular franchise has 4 films and the character himself has become recognizable to people of all ages. He has since spawned into what is most likely the most widely recognized internet meme to ever come into the world.
48 Food

I am not allowed to have food in my room

49 Cat Poop
50 Cannibal Corpse performing
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1. Dead Body
2. A Hostage
3. A Pedophile In Bed With Your Kid
1. A Condom
2. Panties
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