Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Yard
The Top Ten
I think you'd notice before you'd enter the yard... - Turkeyasylum
It's very unlikely that you'll ever find this in your yard.
This is the only one I see that entails an inescapable death.
You would have no escape. - froogylowlo
It depends if she's hot or not. - CanadianGuy99
As long as she's hot, I wouldn't have any problem. - Therandom
I hope it would be a hot chick. - CerealGuy
An ugly chick that is.
Time to find the isis base to set it off.
Well, at least you can see them. Just watch out for landmines.
Let's hope he isn't hungry.
This Justin Bieber hate got old long ago. If you hate him so much, stop giving him all this attention, just forget about him. Let it go
He would torture you with his songs and then you'd kill him.
The worst celebrity of all time, he would pollute everything in your yard and your life.
I just knew he would be on this list
Lock the doors and windows, pray he doesn't have any weapons.
If you're referring to me, than pray that I won't steal all of your valuables.
You would be like: oh crap, he's after me.
That's terrible! This should be one.
Jeff The Killer
Your last word: WHY!? - froogylowlo
Your last words: Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have killed him! (See #3) - froogylowlo
I came home and the police were in the yard once. - IronSabbathPriest
Hey, my dogs do this in the back the whole time. - PositronWildhawk
Why isn't this #1?
He turned my backyard into his own private golf course and he won't let me in.
No, that would be good. Beat him up.
That Would Be Bad For Mexicans
I love Utah Jazz.
That's funny. - istooduptoabully
She Would Twerk On The Garden Gnomes
She Would Eat You
He's the most evil and racist president of all time, He can take everything from you, if you ever find him in your yard, you're too late.
Not Good For Kids
No Pedophiles Like Barney Are Allowed!
I stalk you, you stalk me, I'm in back yard stalking your familly...
If you find him in your backyard then chances are you're dead to him like 100%, even if you're stronger than him and killed him, he will always come back no matter what.