Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Yard

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The Top Ten

1 A Naked Lady

It depends if she's hot or not. - CanadianGuy99

As long as she's hot, I wouldn't have any problem. - Therandom

I hope it would be a hot chick. - CerealGuy

An ugly chick that is.

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2 A Black Hole

I think you'd notice before you'd enter the yard... - Turkeyasylum

It's very unlikely that you'll ever find this in your yard.

This is the only one I see that entails an inescapable death.

You would have no escape. - froogylowlo

3 Bombs

Time to find the isis base to set it off. - AnonymousChick

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4 A Lion

Let's hope he isn't hungry. - froogylowlo

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5 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian . He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet . ...read more.

This Justin Bieber hate got old long ago. If you hate him so much, stop giving him all this attention, just forget about him. Let it go - ryanrimmel

He would torture you with his songs and then you'd kill him. - EpicJake

The worst celebrity of all time, he would pollute everything in your yard and your life.

I just knew he would be on this list

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6 A Robber

If you're referring to me, than pray that I won't steal all of your valuables. - Delgia2k

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7 A Serial Killer

You would be like: oh crap, he's after me. - froogylowlo

That's terrible! This should be one. - Therandom

8 Heat Seeking Missles

Your last word: WHY!? - froogylowlo

9 Police

Your last words: Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have killed him! (See #3) - froogylowlo

I came home and the police were in the yard once. - IronSabbathPriest

10 Dead Animals

The Contenders

11 A Violent Dog
12 Corpses
13 Poop

Hey, my dogs do this in the back the whole time. - PositronWildhawk

Why isn't this #1?

14 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.

He turned my backyard into his own private golf course and he won't let me in. - swagmaster97

No, that would be good. Beat him up. - AnonymousChick

That Would Be Bad For Mexicans

15 A Rude Barking and Howling Dog
16 Utah Jazz Tickets

I love Utah Jazz.

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17 Miley Cyrus V 1 Comment
18 Indominus Rex Indominus Rex V 1 Comment
19 Land Mine
20 Barack Obama Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II is the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt Romney.

He's the most evil and racist president of all time, He can take everything from you, if you ever find him in your yard, you're too late.

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