Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Yard
The Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Yard
I think you'd notice before you'd enter the yard... - Turkeyasylum
It's very unlikely that you'll ever find this in your yard.
This is the only one I see that entails an inescapable death.
You would have no escape. - froogylowlo
It depends if she's hot or not. - CanadianGuy99
As long as she's hot, I wouldn't have any problem. - Therandom
I hope it would be a hot chick. - CerealGuy
An ugly chick that is.
Time to find the isis base to set it off. - AnonymousChick
Well, at least you can see them. Just watch out for landmines. - PositronWildhawk
Let's hope he isn't hungry. - froogylowlo
Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more. This Justin Bieber hate got old long ago. If you hate him so much, stop giving him all this attention, just forget about him. Let it go - ryanrimmel
He would torture you with his songs and then you'd kill him. - EpicJake
The worst celebrity of all time, he would pollute everything in your yard and your life.
I just knew he would be on this list
Lock the doors and windows, pray he doesn't have any weapons. - froogylowlo
If you're referring to me, than pray that I won't steal all of your valuables. - Delgia2k
You would be like: oh crap, he's after me. - froogylowlo
That's terrible! This should be one. - Therandom
Your last word: WHY!? - froogylowlo
Your last words: Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have killed him! (See #3) - froogylowlo
I came home and the police were in the yard once. - IronSabbathPriest
The Contenders
Hey, my dogs do this in the back the whole time. - PositronWildhawk
Why isn't this #1?
Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more. He turned my backyard into his own private golf course and he won't let me in. - swagmaster97
No, that would be good. Beat him up. - AnonymousChick
That Would Be Bad For Mexicans
I love Utah Jazz.
That's funny. - istooduptoabully
She Would Twerk On The Garden Gnomes
Indominus rex was the latest attraction in Jurassic World. The hybrid was created by combining the genetic traits of multiple species. She Would Eat You
Barack Hussein Obama II served as the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt ...read more. He's the most evil and racist president of all time, He can take everything from you, if you ever find him in your yard, you're too late.
Not Good For Kids
Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian West is an American reality television personality, actress, socialite, businesswoman and model.No Pedophiles Like Barney Are Allowed!
I stalk you, you stalk me, I'm in back yard stalking your familly... - swagmaster97
Doomsday is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, usually depicted as an adversary of Superman. If you find him in your backyard then chances are you're dead to him like 100%, even if you're stronger than him and killed him, he will always come back no matter what.
Robert Bruce Banner, also known as The Hulk or Bruce Banner, is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby and was portrayed by Edward Norton and Mark Ruffalo in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Godzilla is a giant monster originating from a series of tokusatsu films of the same name from Japan.
Onika Tanya Maraj, known professionally as Nicki Minaj (born December 8, 1982) is a Trinidadian/American rapper / pop music artist. Minaj is most known for her songs such as "Anaconda", "Super Bass", "Starships" and her feature on "Bang Bang". ...read more.
Elmo is a Muppet character on the children's television show Sesame Street. He is a furry red monster with a falsetto voice, who hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers.
Bill Cipher is a triangular dream demon formerly existent only in the mindscape who wished to gain access to the real world. He has been running amok in Gravity Falls, Oregon since being summoned by Stanford Pines over thirty years ago. He is known for his mysterious demeanor and sadistic humor. He ...read more.
The "House Cat", also known as the Domestic Cat or the Feral Cat, is a small feline, a good hunter, and comes in a variety of colors and fur patterns. Contrary to popular belief, however, they are not truly domesticated. They are highly intelligent and good at problem solving.
Porcupines are rodentian mammals with a coat of sharp spines, or quills, that protect against predators.