Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Yard

The Top Ten
1 A Black Hole

This is the only one I see that entails an inescapable death.

It's very unlikely that you'll ever find this in your yard.

I think you'd notice before you'd enter the yard...

You would have no escape.

2 A Naked Lady

I would call the police or even shoot that lady

It depends if she's hot or not.

I hope it would be a hot chick.

You would be scarred for life.

3 Bombs

Time to find the isis base to set it off.

Well, at least you can see them. Just watch out for landmines.

4 A Lion

Let's hope he isn't hungry.

5 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

This Justin Bieber hate got old long ago. If you hate him so much, stop giving him all this attention, just forget about him. Let it go

The worst celebrity of all time, he would pollute everything in your yard and your life.

He would torture you with his songs and then you'd kill him.

You hear is shrieking, do you: shoot yourself or shoot him?

6 A Robber

If you're referring to me, than pray that I won't steal all of your valuables.

Lock the doors and windows, pray he doesn't have any weapons.

7 A Serial Killer

You would be like: oh crap, he's after me.

Jeff The Killer

8 Heat-seeking Missiles

Your last word: WHY!?

9 Police

Your last words: Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have killed him! (See #3)

I came home and the police were in the yard once.

10 Dead Animals

The Newcomers

? Satan
The Contenders
11 Corpses
12 A Violent Dog
13 Poop

Hey, my dogs do this in the back the whole time.

Why isn't this #1?

14 Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

He turned my backyard into his own private golf course and he won't let me in.

No, that would be good. Beat him up.

That Would Be Bad For Mexicans

15 Utah Jazz Tickets

I love Utah Jazz.

16 Mountain Dew

That would actually be good

17 Joseph Stalin's Ghost
18 Miley Cyrus

She Would Twerk On The Garden Gnomes

19 Indominus Rex Indominus rex was the latest attraction in Jurassic World. The hybrid was created by combining the genetic traits of multiple species.

She Would Eat You

20 Land Mine
21 Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II served as the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt more.

He's the most evil and racist president of all time, He can take everything from you, if you ever find him in your yard, you're too late.

22 Josh Duggar

Not Good For Kids

23 Kim Kardashian Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian West is an American reality television personality, actress, socialite, businesswoman and model.
24 Barney

I stalk you, you stalk me, I'm in back yard stalking your familly...

No Pedophiles Like Barney Are Allowed!

25 Doomsday Doomsday is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, usually depicted as an adversary of Superman.

If you find him in your backyard then chances are you're dead to him like 100%, even if you're stronger than him and killed him, he will always come back no matter what.

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