Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Yard
This is the only one I see that entails an inescapable death.
It's very unlikely that you'll ever find this in your yard.
I think you'd notice before you'd enter the yard...
You would have no escape.
I would call the police or even shoot that lady
It depends if she's hot or not.
I hope it would be a hot chick.
You would be scarred for life.
Time to find the isis base to set it off.
Well, at least you can see them. Just watch out for landmines.
Let's hope he isn't hungry.
This Justin Bieber hate got old long ago. If you hate him so much, stop giving him all this attention, just forget about him. Let it go
The worst celebrity of all time, he would pollute everything in your yard and your life.
He would torture you with his songs and then you'd kill him.
You hear is shrieking, do you: shoot yourself or shoot him?
If you're referring to me, than pray that I won't steal all of your valuables.
Lock the doors and windows, pray he doesn't have any weapons.
You would be like: oh crap, he's after me.
Jeff The Killer
Your last word: WHY!?
Your last words: Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have killed him! (See #3)
I came home and the police were in the yard once.
Hey, my dogs do this in the back the whole time.
Why isn't this #1?
He turned my backyard into his own private golf course and he won't let me in.
No, that would be good. Beat him up.
That Would Be Bad For Mexicans
I love Utah Jazz.
That would actually be good
She Would Twerk On The Garden Gnomes
She Would Eat You
He's the most evil and racist president of all time, He can take everything from you, if you ever find him in your yard, you're too late.
Not Good For Kids
I stalk you, you stalk me, I'm in back yard stalking your familly...
No Pedophiles Like Barney Are Allowed!
If you find him in your backyard then chances are you're dead to him like 100%, even if you're stronger than him and killed him, he will always come back no matter what.