1 A Naked Lady
It depends if she's hot or not. - CanadianGuy99
As long as she's hot, I wouldn't have any problem. - Therandom
I hope it would be a hot chick. - CerealGuy
An ugly chick that is.
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2 A Black Hole
I think you'd notice before you'd enter the yard... - Turkeyasylum
It's very unlikely that you'll ever find this in your yard.
This is the only one I see that entails an inescapable death.
You would have no escape. - froogylowlo
Time to find the isis base to set it off. - AnonymousChick
Well, at least you can see them. Just watch out for landmines. - PositronWildhawk
4 A Lion
Let's hope he isn't hungry. - froogylowlo
5 Justin Bieber
Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. ...read more.
This Justin Bieber hate got old long ago. If you hate him so much, stop giving him all this attention, just forget about him. Let it go - ryanrimmel
He would torture you with his songs and then you'd kill him. - EpicJake
The worst celebrity of all time, he would pollute everything in your yard and your life.
I just knew he would be on this list
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6 A Robber
Lock the doors and windows, pray he doesn't have any weapons. - froogylowlo
If you're referring to me, than pray that I won't steal all of your valuables. - Delgia2k
7 A Serial Killer
You would be like: oh crap, he's after me. - froogylowlo
That's terrible! This should be one. - Therandom
8 Heat Seeking Missles
Your last word: WHY!? - froogylowlo
Your last words: Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have killed him! (See #3) - froogylowlo
I came home and the police were in the yard once. - IronSabbathPriest
10 Dead Animals
? Plants with Spikes
11 A Violent Dog
Hey, my dogs do this in the back the whole time. - PositronWildhawk
Why isn't this #1?
14 Donald Trump
Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.
He turned my backyard into his own private golf course and he won't let me in. - swagmaster97
No, that would be good. Beat him up. - AnonymousChick
That Would Be Bad For Mexicans
15 A Rude Barking and Howling Dog
16 Utah Jazz Tickets
I love Utah Jazz.
That's funny. - istooduptoabully
17 Miley Cyrus
She Would Twerk On The Garden Gnomes
18 Indominus Rex
She Would Eat You
19 Land Mine
20 Barack Obama
Barack Hussein Obama II is the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt Romney.
He's the most evil and racist president of all time, He can take everything from you, if you ever find him in your yard, you're too late.
21 Mountain Dew
22 Josh Duggar
Not Good For Kids
23 Kim Kardashian
Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian West is an American reality television personality, actress, socialite, businesswoman and model.
No Pedophiles Like Barney Are Allowed!
I stalk you, you stalk me, I'm in back yard stalking your familly... - swagmaster97
Doomsday is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, usually depicted as an adversary of Superman.
If you find him in your backyard then chances are you're dead to him like 100%, even if you're stronger than him and killed him, he will always come back no matter what.
26 The Hulk
Robert Bruce Banner, also known as The Hulk or Bruce Banner, is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby and was portrayed by Edward Norton and Mark Ruffalo in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
27 The First Order (Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Godzilla is a giant monster originating from a series of tokusatsu films of the same name from Japan.
29 Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian American rapper / pop music artist. Nicki is most known for songs like "Anaconda", "Only", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe" . Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj. She was born on December 8, 1982 in Saint James Trinidad and Tobago. ...read more.
Elmo is a Muppet character on the children's television show Sesame Street. He is a furry red monster with a falsetto voice, who hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers.
31 Nyan Cat
32 Bill Cipher
Bill Cipher is a triangular dream demon formerly existent only in the mindscape who wished to gain access to the real world. He has been running amok in Gravity Falls, Oregon since being summoned by Stanford Pines over thirty years ago. He is known for his mysterious demeanor and sadistic humor. He ...read more.
33 Giant Hogweeds
34 Cow Parsnips
35 Wild Parsnips
36 Poison Ivy
The "House Cat", also known as the Domestic Cat or the Feral Cat, is a small feline, a good hunter, and comes in a variety of colours and fur patterns. Contrary to popular belief, however, they are not truly domesticated.
38 An Old Toilet
Porcupines are rodentian mammals with a coat of sharp spines, or quills, that protect against predators.