Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Yard

The Top Ten
1 A Naked Lady

It depends if she's hot or not.

I hope it would be a hot chick.

You would be scarred for life.

I would throw stuff at her.

2 A Black Hole

This is the only one I see that entails an inescapable death.

It's very unlikely that you'll ever find this in your yard.

I think you'd notice before you'd enter the yard...

3 Bombs

Time to find the isis base to set it off.

4 A Lion

Let's hope he isn't hungry.

5 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

This Justin Bieber hate got old long ago. If you hate him so much, stop giving him all this attention, just forget about him. Let it go

The worst celebrity of all time, he would pollute everything in your yard and your life.

He would torture you with his songs and then you'd kill him.

You hear is shrieking, do you: shoot yourself or shoot him?

6 A Robber

If you're referring to me, than pray that I won't steal all of your valuables.

Lock the doors and windows, pray he doesn't have any weapons.

7 A Serial Killer

You would be like: oh crap, he's after me.

8 Heat-seeking Missiles
9 Police

I came home and the police were in the yard once.

10 Joseph Stalin's Ghost
The Contenders
11 Dead Animals
12 Spiders
13 Greta Thunberg
14 Corpses
15 A Violent Dog
16 Poop

Hey, my dogs do this in the back the whole time.

Why isn't this #1?

17 Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J. Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, Donald Trump took charge of his family's real estate and construction firm, Elizabeth Trump... read more

He turned my backyard into his own private golf course and he won't let me in.

No, that would be good. Beat him up.

18 Utah Jazz Tickets
19 Mountain Dew
20 Satan
21 Sanjay & Craig Sanjay and Craig is an American animated comedy television series that aired on Nickelodeon from May 25, 2013, to July 29, 2016, for three seasons and 60 episodes. The series is about a 12-year-old boy named Sanjay Patel who owns a talking pet snake named Craig.

I don't want my yard to smell like farts!

22 A Political Yard Sign
23 Miley Cyrus
24 Indominus Rex Indominus rex was the latest attraction in Jurassic World. The hybrid was created by combining the genetic traits of multiple species.
25 Land Mine
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