1 How many more teeth did you have this morning?
...A lot more than the dentist will have if his drill slips.
2 Don't worry, you won't feel a thing. Until I shove this into your gums!
Oh the pain at the thought of it! Dislike going to the dentist very much. I cringe every time. This list is making me cringe too. Great though! :D
3 Want to hear about my life as a blacksmith?
Yes, please. Were you more of a farrier or an ornamental blacksmith? Or Both? Fascinating. Where did you buy the tools? How about the metal? What kind of anvil did you use? Can I be your apprentice? Please?
Okay, I like this one.
4 You thought that was bad? Just wait...
As I think they all think to themselves.
5 It's out! Oops, wrong one.
This happen to any of you?
6 Hold on. This isn't anaestetic!
7 Oops. Just...try not to swallow the drill while it's running.
Oh my God! This brought tears to my eyes. Thank-you PositronWildhawk!
8 Where did I leave the chainsaw.
2, 5, and 8 were the best but this chainslaw one is the type of public joke I just love... Thanks, PWhawk!
9 Try to hold your breath. We couldn't afford the non-toxic type.
And the health inspector's just coming in.
10 I see they're going a milky brown. Much better than before, right?
The Contenders
11 This Wont Hurt a Bit
That's never true, right?
It better not!
12 Why on earth are your teeth the color of my black church shoes?
Or sabbath shoes because my dentist is Jewish
13 Darn! Should've kept up those payments on the anaestetic!
14 It looks like you're gonna need a root canal!
15 Have you heard of a recent invention called the toothbrush? It's quite cheap, you know. And you damn well need it.
16 Come, come, a few stabs in the gums and one in the nostril won't hurt that much.
17 I promise you, my boy, that I won't kill you. Then what are you afraid of?
18 I really don't like lions
19 You have a cavity
I heard this today :-(, now I have to get a filling
20 This toothbrush hasn't been cleaned for a couple years, but it's fine
21 Is that a bug nest
Ooh, I love this one! Thanks to the genius who added this!
If he said that, I just wouldn't wanna know! Actually, I would. No, I wouldn't.
22 What the heck are you gawking at me for?!
23 Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss
Not true. I do floss and they still bleed because YOU WERE MESSING WITH MY GUMS WITH A NEEDLE!
24 Oh--that's not good, oh no what did I do?
25 What were the WikiHow article instructions again?