Top Ten Worst Things For A Dentist To Say


The Top Ten

1 How many more teeth did you have this morning?

...A lot more than the dentist will have if his drill slips. - Britgirl

2 Don't worry, you won't feel a thing. Until I shove this into your gums!

Oh the pain at the thought of it! Dislike going to the dentist very much. I cringe every time. This list is making me cringe too. Great though! :D - Britgirl

3 Want to hear about my life as a blacksmith?

Yes, please. Were you more of a farrier or an ornamental blacksmith? Or Both? Fascinating. Where did you buy the tools? How about the metal? What kind of anvil did you use? Can I be your apprentice? Please? - Merilille

Okay, I like this one. - MoldySock


4 You thought that was bad? Just wait...

As I think they all think to themselves. - PositronWildhawk

5 It's out! Oops, wrong one.

This happen to any of you? - PositronWildhawk

6 Hold on. This isn't anaestetic!
7 Oops. Just...try not to swallow the drill while it's running.

Oh my God! This brought tears to my eyes. Thank-you PositronWildhawk! - beatles

8 Where did I leave the chainsaw.

2, 5, and 8 were the best but this chainslaw one is the type of public joke I just love... Thanks, PWhawk! - HezarioSeth

9 Try to hold your breath. We couldn't afford the non-toxic type.

And the health inspector's just coming in. - PositronWildhawk

10 I see they're going a milky brown. Much better than before, right?

The Contenders

11 This Wont Hurt a Bit

That's never true, right? - PositronWildhawk

It better not!

12 It looks like you're gonna need a root canal!
13 Why on earth are your teeth the color of my black church shoes?

Or sabbath shoes because my dentist is Jewish - Ihateschool

14 Darn! Should've kept up those payments on the anaestetic!
15 Is that a bug nest

Ooh, I love this one! Thanks to the genius who added this!
If he said that, I just wouldn't wanna know! Actually, I would. No, I wouldn't. - PositronWildhawk

16 What the heck are you gawking at me for?!
17 Have you heard of a recent invention called the toothbrush? It's quite cheap, you know. And you damn well need it.
18 Come, come, a few stabs in the gums and one in the nostril won't hurt that much.
19 I promise you, my boy, that I won't kill you. Then what are you afraid of?
20 I really don't like lions
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1. How many more teeth did you have this morning?
2. Don't worry, you won't feel a thing. Until I shove this into your gums!
3. You thought that was bad? Just wait...


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