Top Ten Worst Things for an Exam Invigilator to Say During an Exam

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An exam is one of the most important things if you want to be successful in life. It's not the time or place to let anything go wrong. So these quotes are not really appropriate for the exam hall.

The Top Ten

1 There's not much in this exam for you; just that it'll make or break your future.

Our math teacher did something so mean at the end of our exam. When there was 5 minutes left he said, "OK I'm going to walk around and if I cough you got the wrong answer". He didn't stop coughing - Danielsun182

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2 OK, everyone, get down on your knees, and implore, no, demand the answers from your God! It's the only hope you poor, hapless saps have got!

What a way to scare everyone! - PositronWildhawk

3 Your one hour exam starts n- oh cah-rap! We should've set the clock forward last night!

That would just tear my world apart, starting with me. - PositronWildhawk

4 What, you can't answer question one?!?! You've basically had it, kid!
5 Don't fret if you think you did badly. The examiners are continuously drunk, so, hopefully, they'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

The examiners are drunk?!?! What do we do?!?! - PositronWildhawk

6 (Halfway through) Quick, gimme the papers! There was a mistake on the main base question!
7 When will this material be useful? While the examiners are sticking the questions into your brains, that's when!
8 These exams are all the revenue the education system's getting these days, so if you do bad, we go bankrupt. D'you want that?!?!

I would sit there, shivering in fear. - PositronWildhawk

9 Don't worry, kid, you ain't the first idiot who didn't revise.


Ooh this reminds me of my business tutor who more or less these said these words to me at a time I when I was really struggling. Love to hear him say those words now... - Britgirl

How often have I wanted to say this to some of my more befuddled classmates? - PositronWildhawk

10 No, I don't have the wrong papers, you've revised the wrong exam board, you imbecile!

My mother was actually taught the wrong board at her Biology A-Level. That wasn't her fault, but it must've been bloody scary! - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 Okay, you can copy, but don't make any sound
12 Why are you looking at your classmate's page?
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1. There's not much in this exam for you; just that it'll make or break your future.
2. OK, everyone, get down on your knees, and implore, no, demand the answers from your God! It's the only hope you poor, hapless saps have got!
3. Your one hour exam starts n- oh cah-rap! We should've set the clock forward last night!
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