Top Ten Worst Things for a Motorist to Do When He Hits You With His Car Instead of Calling 911

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The Top Ten

1 Say "Your Name Is Eric, Right. No, No, It's Phil, Right? Wait, Don't Tell Me... It's On the Tip of My Tongue... Steven, Right? No..."

The person will already be dead when you figure out their name. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

2 (Takes Out Bag of Popcorn) This Should Be Interesting...

This is cruel. You just hit somebody with your motorcycle, and now you are going to stand there and literally watch them die? You must be heartless to do such a thing. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

This should be interesting... whether he gets up in 5 minutes or dies in an hour. Hey I should fetch some cola too. - Kiteretsunu

3 Say "Get Well Soon!" Then Speed Away
4 Give You a Makeover So You Look Good When the Ambulance Finds You by Chance

Yeah, yeah, you're looking for a guy with plaited hair and glow-in-the-dark Kermit the Frog face paint lying between two halves of a green Ford. Gotta go! - PositronWildhawk

5 Start Laughing. "This Reminds Me of My..." Then Proceed to Tell You a Very Boring Story
6 Make Fun of You for Lying On the Road Like a Retard

He hits you gets out and says why are you laying on the ground like a retard! - CityGuru

7 Ask "Who Ran You Over? Imma Gonna Kill Them!"

He just doesn't get it, does he? - CityGuru

8 Say "Delicious Food! Yum!"
9 Take His Phone Out of Its Otterbox, Then Smash It On the Ground. "No 911 Today, " He Says.
10 Lay a Sandwich On Your Chest to Last You the Week Until the Ambulance Comes, Then Speed Away

The Contenders

11 Say, "You Idiot! You Crashed Into Me!"

No, YOU'RE the idiot! You hit me with YOU'RE motorcycle! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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1. Say "Your Name Is Eric, Right. No, No, It's Phil, Right? Wait, Don't Tell Me... It's On the Tip of My Tongue... Steven, Right? No..."
2. (Takes Out Bag of Popcorn) This Should Be Interesting...
3. Say "Get Well Soon!" Then Speed Away
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