Top Ten Worst Things for a Paramedic to Say to a Patient

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The Top Ten

1 You should stay positive; you won't die yet.

You won't die yet? You mean there's time? Oh thank God for that! I have time to tell you what a moron you are! - Britgirl

I'd certainly feel reassured. Knowing that I would be in safe hands. - PositronWildhawk

2 Would you be OK without the arm you broke?
3 There have been no deaths from this. Well, slip-ups have come up.
4 When you told me your blood type was positive, I thought you meant herpes.
5 The needle goes in here, but it might come out over there.

OK, I would pass on this one. Just so frightening seeing the needle coming out. - Kiteretsunu

Wash your eyes. You didn't necessarily need to see this one. - PositronWildhawk

Oh my! Sounds gross - JaysTop10List

6 Did I numb the wrong limb? Don't panic, just go limp.
7 No, no, no, if you relax, it won't burst out of you so violently.
8 Well, we're alone together in the back of the ambulance, but we need all the hands we can to shove all this back into you ASAP.
9 I can really see inside you, thanks to my scalpel.
10 Tomorrow you'll be just fine. Or dead. But hang in there, we can't tempt fate.

The Contenders

11 I'm just in this for the money.

Come on that would suck right?

12 You will die soon

Worst one at the bottom. Wut

13 You have a tri-headed penis
14 I'll try and find you a doctor who isn't drunk.
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1. You should stay positive; you won't die yet.
2. Would you be OK without the arm you broke?
3. There have been no deaths from this. Well, slip-ups have come up.
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