Worst Things for a Surgeon to Do During An Operation


The Top Ten

1 Cut off something that was not meant to be cut off

That would really suck.

This has Dr. Nick written all over it. - Therandom

2 Forget the anesthetic

Imagine how much all of that would hurt! Forgetting the anaesthetic is a big deal! - PositronWildhawk

3 Get drunk

If all of the surgeons were drunk, I would fear for the patient! - PositronWildhawk

God, that would be so unpleasant! And they would all be sacked!

4 Remove a limb without telling the patient
5 Drop something into the body

Like a scalpel. Uh-Oh. - PositronWildhawk

That would suck no matter what it is - Ajkloth

Like his watch for instance. I should imagine after a while the unforttnate patient would be sorely "ticked' off! - Britgirl

6 Smoke

If you're working on the lungs, having the surgeons smoke will only worsen everything - PositronWildhawk

7 Transplant the wrong organ

It means you still have an organ that needs transplanting. It would NOT be good. - PositronWildhawk

8 Break something that was fine initially
9 "Play" with the body

This is a little warped! - Britgirl

Cold. ,
The fog...
Can't see...


10 Leave a radiation source inside the body

It all depends on the form of radiation, but if it's going to harm you, and lasts long, that's dumb and dangerous! - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 Eat
12 Die laughing
13 Turn up ill and work on a patient with no immune system
14 Fall asleep
15 Attempt a head transplant

Imagine if the patient's family heard "we attempted a head transplant, and suddenly lost him/her". Not nice. - PositronWildhawk

16 Die
17 Laugh
18 Send a text
19 Listen to heavy metal
20 Sing Weird Al Yankovic's "Like a Surgeon"

I was gonna vote for listen to heavy metal but I'd rather go into the room with him listening to metal than this, especially after seeing the music video laugh out loud - Danielsun182

21 Cross his fingers and hope for the best
22 Hump the patient

Oh man! Do NOT go there! - PositronWildhawk

23 Have An Uncontrolable Shake
24 Leave
25 Eat the tumor
26 Catch cholera and sneeze onto the patient
27 Put a Beehive In the Body
28 Transfuse Fake Blood
29 Forget how to do the surgery
30 Put pictures of the patient at his worst on Twitter
31 Whistle
32 Doodle
33 Yodel
34 Gurgle
35 Say "shut up nurse!!!!"
36 Play a Justin Bieber CD
37 Take a selfie
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Top Remixes

1. Cut off something that was not meant to be cut off
2. Forget the anesthetic
3. Get drunk


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