Worst Things for a Surgeon to Do During An Operation


The Top Ten

1 Cut off something that was not meant to be cut off

Faints. - Firemist

That would really suck.

This has Dr. Nick written all over it. - Therandom

2 Forget the anesthetic

Ow. - Firemist

Imagine how much all of that would hurt! Forgetting the anaesthetic is a big deal! - PositronWildhawk

3 Get drunk

Uh oh... - Firemist

If all of the surgeons were drunk, I would fear for the patient! - PositronWildhawk

God, that would be so unpleasant! And they would all be sacked!

4 Remove a limb without telling the patient


5 Drop something into the body

Faints again. - Firemist

Like a scalpel. Uh-Oh. - PositronWildhawk

That would suck no matter what it is - Ajkloth

Like his watch for instance. I should imagine after a while the unforttnate patient would be sorely "ticked' off! - Britgirl

6 Accidentally kill you.
7 Smoke

If you're working on the lungs, having the surgeons smoke will only worsen everything - PositronWildhawk

8 Break something that was fine initially
9 Leave a radiation source inside the body

It all depends on the form of radiation, but if it's going to harm you, and lasts long, that's dumb and dangerous! - PositronWildhawk

10 Die

The Contenders

11 Transplant the wrong organ

It means you still have an organ that needs transplanting. It would NOT be good. - PositronWildhawk

12 Forget how to do the surgery
13 Put a Beehive In the Body
14 "Play" with the body

This is a little warped! - Britgirl

Cold. ,
The fog...
Can't see...


15 Attempt a head transplant

Imagine if the patient's family heard "we attempted a head transplant, and suddenly lost him/her". Not nice. - PositronWildhawk

16 Have An Uncontrolable Shake
17 Eat
18 Die laughing
19 Turn up ill and work on a patient with no immune system
20 Fall asleep

Oops. - Firemist

21 Laugh
22 Send a text
23 Listen to heavy metal
24 Sing Weird Al Yankovic's "Like a Surgeon"

I was gonna vote for listen to heavy metal but I'd rather go into the room with him listening to metal than this, especially after seeing the music video laugh out loud - Danielsun182

25 Cross his fingers and hope for the best
26 Hump the patient

Oh man! Do NOT go there! - PositronWildhawk

27 Leave
28 Eat the tumor
29 Catch cholera and sneeze onto the patient
30 Transfuse Fake Blood
31 Put pictures of the patient at his worst on Twitter
32 Whistle
33 Doodle
34 Yodel
35 Gurgle
36 Say "shut up nurse!!!!"
37 Play a Justin Bieber CD
38 Take a selfie
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Top Remixes

1. Accidentally kill you.
2. Die
3. Forget how to do the surgery
1. Cut off something that was not meant to be cut off
2. Forget the anesthetic
3. Get drunk


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