Worst Things for a Surgeon to Do During An Operation

The Top Ten
1 Cut off something that was not meant to be cut off

That would really suck.

2 Forget the anesthetic

Imagine how much all of that would hurt! Forgetting the anaesthetic is a big deal!

3 Get drunk

If all of the surgeons were drunk, I would fear for the patient!

God, that would be so unpleasant! And they would all be sacked!

You're asking to mess things up if you're not sober.

4 Remove a limb without telling the patient

YOU IDIOT DOCTOR!

5 Drop something into the body

Like his watch for instance. I should imagine after a while the unforttnate patient would be sorely "ticked' off!

That would suck no matter what it is

Like a scalpel. Uh-Oh.

Faints again.

6 Accidentally kill you.
7 Break something that was fine initially
8 Leave a radiation source inside the body

It all depends on the form of radiation, but if it's going to harm you, and lasts long, that's dumb and dangerous!

9 Forget how to do the surgery

If you forget how to do surgery then you obviously didn't learn much and you shouldn't be one. If you don't put the patient in critical condition, you could actually kill them.

10 Transplant the wrong organ

It means you still have an organ that needs transplanting. It would NOT be good.

The Contenders
11 Smoke

If you're working on the lungs, having the surgeons smoke will only worsen everything

12 Die
13 Put a Beehive In the Body
14 "Play" with the body

This is a little warped!

15 Attempt a head transplant

Imagine if the patient's family heard "we attempted a head transplant, and suddenly lost him/her". Not nice.

16 Have An Uncontrolable Shake
17 Eat
18 Die laughing
19 Turn up ill and work on a patient with no immune system
20 Fall asleep
21 Laugh
22 Send a text
23 Listen to heavy metal
24 Sing Weird Al Yankovic's "Like a Surgeon"

I was gonna vote for listen to heavy metal but I'd rather go into the room with him listening to metal than this, especially after seeing the music video laugh out loud

25 Cross his fingers and hope for the best
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