Top Ten Worst Things for Your Child to Catch You Doing

The Top Ten
1 Making Love With Your Spouse
2 Practicing "The Real Thing"
3 Prostituting
4 Getting in the Shower

Well, somebody's gotta do it at some point.

5 Watching Porn
6 Doing Illegal Drugs
7 Kicking a Guy in the Crotch
8 Watching South Park
9 Watching Big Brother
10 Getting Drunk
The Contenders
11 Masturbating
12 Having Sex
13 Smoking
14 Cursing Someone
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